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By *riendly foe OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Ok people, most of us like a little durty talk when we going at it...especially at that crucial moment...;-)

Now, have you ever had a meet where he/she has said something, which they consider dirty/horny, and stopped you in your track unable to continue?

Maybe certain words? (I cringe at a few)

Or has your little talk fallen on deaf ears only for him/her to stop and say "Sorry, I wasnt listening" "What"?

Im talking about DURING sex....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come inside me usually works for me

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By *riendly foe OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Come inside me usually works for me "

That puts you off?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Can I smell fish?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come inside me usually works for me

That puts you off?

"
it didnt put me off it made me piss my self lauging and had to stop!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was that the door?

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By *riendly foe OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Come inside me usually works for me

That puts you off?

it didnt put me off it made me piss my self lauging and had to stop!! "

Iv said that loads of times, well kinda in a roundabout way....Only with the word IMAGINE before it (for obvious reasons).....

Dont ever remember anyone stopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did a MFMF once where the guy I was with was French. Not so much durty talk, but he kept shouting my name and the way he pronounced it had me and my two friends in stitches. They eventually left the room cos they couldn't keep a straight face...I decided doggy was the best option cos I could bury my face in a pillow and have a good laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come inside me usually works for me

That puts you off?

it didnt put me off it made me piss my self lauging and had to stop!!

Iv said that loads of times, well kinda in a roundabout way....Only with the word IMAGINE before it (for obvious reasons).....

Dont ever remember anyone stopping "
just aswel you dont want to have sex with me then lol

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By *riendly foe OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


""Can I smell fish?" "

You need to word on your "durty talk" there Stu

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By *riendly foe OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Was that the door?"

And you!!!

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By *riendly foe OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Did a MFMF once where the guy I was with was French. Not so much durty talk, but he kept shouting my name and the way he pronounced it had me and my two friends in stitches. They eventually left the room cos they couldn't keep a straight face...I decided doggy was the best option cos I could bury my face in a pillow and have a good laugh "

LOL.....that made me

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Did a MFMF once where the guy I was with was French. Not so much durty talk, but he kept shouting my name and the way he pronounced it had me and my two friends in stitches. They eventually left the room cos they couldn't keep a straight face...I decided doggy was the best option cos I could bury my face in a pillow and have a good laugh "

Lol!

Lx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a woman that said "incredible" a lot, sounds innocent enough and being called incredible should spur a guy on too, but no when she said it so like Ally Mcoist that it was uncanny !!

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By *eeflower69Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

My ex hubby always wanted to talk dirty while we had sex and I just wanted him to shut up, was interrupting my fantasies Lol...

Can't think of anything specific though.

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By *riendly foe OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"My ex hubby always wanted to talk dirty while we had sex and I just wanted him to shut up, was interrupting my fantasies Lol...

Can't think of anything specific though. "

lol....know that feeling very well...

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Only with the word IMAGINE before it (for obvious reasons)....."

That would have me shooting asap lol

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By *riendly foe OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Seems to work with most

Well, except those pissin themselves laughing...*looks at Bruiser*

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Seems to work with most

Well, except those pissin themselves laughing...*looks at Bruiser* "

Promise to wait at least a minute before you say it to me

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By *riendly foe OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

Promise to wait at least a minute before you say it to me "

lol....I promise

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"

Promise to wait at least a minute before you say it to me

lol....I promise

"

See you soon lol

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


""Can I smell fish?"

You need to word on your "durty talk" there Stu "

If I can smell fish, she IS durty!

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By *riendly foe OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


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See you soon lol "

lol.....

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Where does 1 find these women that like to talk durty

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By *riendly foe OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Where does 1 find these women that like to talk durty "

We...I mean THEY...are everywhere

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Where does 1 find these women that like to talk durty

We...I mean THEY...are everywhere "

Are they the intellegent ladies ??

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Met a woman that said "incredible" a lot, sounds innocent enough and being called incredible should spur a guy on too, but no when she said it so like Ally Mcoist that it was uncanny !!"

I emphatically deny either sounding or looking like Ally McCoist!!!

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By *riendly foe OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Where does 1 find these women that like to talk durty

We...I mean THEY...are everywhere

Are they the intellegent ladies ?? "

All the women here are intelligent....

Ok....maybe not ALL....but lets not get too picky

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

In a MMFF once, banging away, all passionate and hot....the woman on her knees in front of me said "Ive read that book"....one of James Herbets novels on the bedside table.

Kindas knocks the wind of of your sails....The other two pissed themselves laughing

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By *riendly foe OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"In a MMFF once, banging away, all passionate and hot....the woman on her knees in front of me said "Ive read that book"....one of James Herbets novels on the bedside table.

Kindas knocks the wind of of your sails....The other two pissed themselves laughing"

lol....it would!!!

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By *eeflower69Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"My ex hubby always wanted to talk dirty while we had sex and I just wanted him to shut up, was interrupting my fantasies Lol...

Can't think of anything specific though.

lol....know that feeling very well..."

Lol

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