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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

I had to get my own meds just now, because Nursey is too busy arguing with the Kountess about who is the more decrepit.

My diclofenac and co-dydromol won't pop themselves, you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huh

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I had to get my own meds just now, because Nursey is too busy arguing with the Kountess about who is the more decrepit.

My diclofenac and co-dydromol won't pop themselves, you know!

"

I already told you that Stookles cleared the meds cart before he escaped Rat Shit Sanitorium.

And everybody knows KuntyK is more decrepit than me..... She is 73, I am only 31!!!!

Now be quiet before I administer the intravenous temaz!!

- Nurse R.

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"I had to get my own meds just now, because Nursey is too busy arguing with the Kountess about who is the more decrepit.

My diclofenac and co-dydromol won't pop themselves, you know!

I already told you that Stookles cleared the meds cart before he escaped Rat Shit Sanitorium.

And everybody knows KuntyK is more decrepit than me..... She is 73, I am only 31!!!!

Now be quiet before I administer the intravenous temaz!!

- Nurse R. "

I reckon you're just using "Stookies" as the fall guy for a hooky meds scam. He wouldn't be able to get away with much wi' just one arm!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

He used them as suppositories.... Plus I have my own private stash - legal, I hasten to add!! X

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"He used them as suppositories.... Plus I have my own private stash - legal, I hasten to add!! X "

Giving a whole new meaning to ANAL-GESIC....

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"He used them as suppositories.... Plus I have my own private stash - legal, I hasten to add!! X

Giving a whole new meaning to ANAL-GESIC.... "

too bloody funny.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Or is it ANAL-GIES-IT....

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Or is it ANAL-GIES-IT.... "

Your choice!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Or is it ANAL-GIES-IT....

Your choice! "

got to be the latter with a name like mine... And I don't mean Wendy!!!

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Or is it ANAL-GIES-IT....

Your choice!

got to be the latter with a name like mine... And I don't mean Wendy!!! "

Whoooosh.....

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