FabSwingers.com forum: My Fine Is.....£865

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Something going round facebook at the moment... seen it on ma ex-wifes profile, ha shes tame, her fine was only £400, lol....

NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it.... See More... See More Put in your profile My fine is £XX (whatever amount is!)

Smoked -- £10...

Did acid or pills -- £5

Ever had sex at church -- £25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40

Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- £25

Had sex for money -- £100

Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20

Vandalized something -- £20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10

Beat up someone -- £20

Been jumped -- £10

Cross dressed -- £10

Given money to stripper -- £25

Been in love with a stripper -- £20

Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15

Ever drive and drank -- £20

Ever got d*unk at work, or went to work while still d*unk -- £50

Used toys while having sex -- £30

Got d*unk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20

Went skinny dipping -- £5

Had sex in a pool -- £20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20

Cheated on your significant other -- £10

Masturbated -- £10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20

Done oral -- £5

Got oral -- £5

Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- £25

Stole something -- £10

Had sex with someone in jail -- £25

Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- £15

Had a threesome -- £50

Had sex in public -- £20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred quid-- £20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20

Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- £25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25

Went streaking -- £5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15

Been arrested -- £5

Spent time in jail -- £15

Pissed in the pool -- £0.50

Played spin the bottle -- £5

Done something you regret -- £20

Had sex with your best friend -- £20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25

Had anal sex -- £80

Lied to your mate -- £5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25

So, whats your fine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steve mate, go to work ffs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just put a pound on the Lotto, cannae afford my fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I am morally bankrupt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol £685.60 Is that good or am I a really bad person to know???

Tom x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who do I make the cheque out to ? ?

or do you take american express ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah, ya see. mines is only £510

*tame*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wanna add another 20 quid ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who has a calculator ?????

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By *ojomanMan
over a year ago

Loch Lomond

"who has a calculator ?????"

Loads in the pound shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/01/10 10:50:44]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£765.65

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

625

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How embarressing mine is only 285 and i've double checked lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is too embarrassing to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine was a penny.......am such an angel me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

905.60 and I've never stolen anything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mine was a penny.......am such an angel me

god talking shite again are we hmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mine was a penny.......am such an angel me

god talking shite again are we hmmm"

sssshhhh....fine cleaned me out....am broke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£770.....oh dear. Was fun though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only 580.60

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A reasonably health £695.60!

Guess all the 60p's are those people who've pished in the pool as some stage! Lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I didnt dare to post this on facebook...especially as the Ex Bread Knife is on there!! She would be asking how it was so much, lol

Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol @ ex bread knife!

facebook is PG, too many nosy folk on mines. wouldnt wanna encourage any speculation haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lol @ ex bread knife!

facebook is PG, too many nosy folk on mines. wouldnt wanna encourage any speculation haha

Am sure one day that she will ask why so many women on my facebook.....pmsl

She may be in for a shock, lol

;-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A reasonably health £695.60!

Guess all the 60p's are those people who've pished in the pool as some stage! Lol!"

I guess that if someone clever with numbers re-wrote that to amend the figures that we could work out what everyon replying had done.

60p will be pee in the pool and kiss someone you didnt know?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A reasonably health £695.60!

Guess all the 60p's are those people who've pished in the pool as some stage! Lol!"

I guess that if someone clever with numbers re-wrote that to amend the figures that we could work out what everyon replying had done.

60p will be pee in the pool and kiss someone you didnt know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£590.65 but thats counting doing things only once lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a canny add that much up lol nebody got a calculator lol pmsl

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

"£590.65 but thats counting doing things only once lol"

£620.10 and i only counted the once too anna

shame there wasn'[t one for sex in/on vehicle while it was moving i'd have got bonus points for that time on motorbike lol

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

"a canny add that much up lol nebody got a calculator lol pmsl "

well ye ken i can count ok hun - re darts could do an estimate for you lol

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

146 pounds 50p and thats all im saying ffs me halos slipped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

phew no category for a truckers cab or for 10 guys in a room at once lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£275.60 here

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

"phew no category for a truckers cab or for 10 guys in a room at once lol"

lol the latter was you just being greedy anna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a friend on FB put a post on this morning and all it said was my fine was only £165.60 to which he told to get a life and must do better young man!!!!

Didn't dare put my total up on FB, I'd have a hard time explaining how I got some much. Probably have to explain how hard I was getting that total as well!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wonder what bank you go to to tell them that you need a mortgage for sexual fines? ... wank bank? sperm bank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uh oh £920.60

Going to the burny fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£365 lol still got my halo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Uh oh £920.60

Going to the burny fire"

I'll meet you there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can hold hands and skinny dip in together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought I was reasonably good till I tallied this up.

I ma in the thousands. Oh! my god.

I am very very bad, see you in that burny place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£1010.60 and thats only cause i didnt class the cemetry as 'in church'

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By *ountrypairCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

jeeez atomic durty bitch springs to mind lol xxx

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By *he MilfhunterMan
over a year ago

leven-ish

£925.60

Didnt realise it was so much until i started adding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just worked it out the old fashioned way with a piece of paper. Not too bad, but certainly bad enough....

£630.60!

Definately going to hell!xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol, this was fun... so thought mr hoops wouldve been a badder person than me but alas he aint!!

mr hoops... £520.60

mrs hoops...£785.60

oh well..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£875.60 ... me naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£875.60 ... me naughty "

burny place for you also..... braw party then eh?

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By *cottishcoupleCouple
over a year ago

near irvine, ayrshire

460.50 suppose thats no bad wheni see others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

765.65 and did it on facebook!! now have lots of new friends requests on it????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

755.10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i stopped counting after 800 and still had loads to go lol ohhh shit i`ve been bad real bad lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only £400...am not sure whether to feel bad, sad or good...!

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By *erwhowerCouple
over a year ago

Perthshire

Mine was a mere £575.60

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

RIGHT whens e first social in the burny place whose organising it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£280.70... but working on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

could a hot tub be constued as a pool?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

see told yas i was working on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£715.60 am a lightweight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£715.60 for G, such a well behaved chap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£425 defo an angel lol xxx

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple
over a year ago

dunblane, stirling

"£275.60 here

Jeez I thought my one wasn't too bad! lol

£455.60

xAx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£505.60 for P xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Infinity........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I am morally bankrupt

I could help you out with a deposit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh dear my fine is £915.60p and no ive not peeed in a pool (well maybe when i was about 5 lol) so im off to hell any one gonna keep me company mwah xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok steve.......have been having nightmares now......mrs stu logged onto her face book last night.....and there for everyone to see is our daughter's fine.....apparently her fiancée's is even worse......am on my way to England now to batter him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ok steve.......have been having nightmares now......mrs stu logged onto her face book last night.....and there for everyone to see is our daughter's fine.....apparently her fiancée's is even worse......am on my way to England now to batter him

Ha ha ha.... They might be swingers.....

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over a year ago

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By *inner-EllaWoman
over a year ago

tayside

I'm such a good girl too :D mines is only in the 500's :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear L is 815.60 lol naughty lass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mines is a reasonable £400.60p

jas is £470.60p lol

wonder if we can bump it up a bit????

auds n jas xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£1000.10 oh dear!!!

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By *alakMan
over a year ago

Milan

701.00 not bad!

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By *inner-EllaWoman
over a year ago

tayside

the amount of people who have pee'd in a pool

lol don't want to think abou tit now too gross lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me G its £878.60 ffs i am officially pervy .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the amount of people who have pee'd in a pool

lol don't want to think abou tit now too gross lol "

lol was thinking just the same thing...

eek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jesus i feel pretty straight laced after seeing some peoples totals....maybe i am an angel after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice maiden Jo pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£700.60

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ffs going by that list ,.....think we ALL bankrupt...............lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

715.10

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By *ubgla KhanMan
over a year ago

Scotland and on my travels

£825.60 Oooops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit!

£770.60

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£755.60

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By *ountrypairCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

850 quid jeez cant remember being that bad too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"850 quid jeez cant remember being that bad too lol"

amateur! lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Looking at others fines I think I've been a good boy.... Any girls want to help me change that? Lol

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