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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Apparently it's the amalgamation of the two words "shat" & "farted" to describe an action of farting & accidentally following through & soiling oneself...hands up if this has ever happened to you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread will run n run,,,

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Apparently it's the amalgamation of the two words "shat" & "farted" to describe an action of farting & accidentally following through & soiling oneself...hands up if this has ever happened to you!"

Pull my finger see what happens

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Ask me again in 20yrs.....

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Apparently it's the amalgamation of the two words "shat" & "farted" to describe an action of farting & accidentally following through & soiling oneself...hands up if this has ever happened to you!

Pull my finger see what happens "
congratulations! You've won a lifetime's supply of adult pampers courtesy of fabswingers!!!

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Ask me again in 20yrs....."
I take it you plan to wait 20 years to try an anal gang bang train in Africa

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Pull my finger see what happens congratulations! You've won a lifetime's supply of adult pampers courtesy of fabswingers!!!"

That's a shit prize

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"This thread will run n run,,, "
have you got the runs? lol

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Pull my finger see what happens congratulations! You've won a lifetime's supply of adult pampers courtesy of fabswingers!!!

That's a shit prize "
a year's worth of horse manure is a shit prize!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Ask me again in 20yrs.....I take it you plan to wait 20 years to try an anal gang bang train in Africa"

As much as an anal lover I am....think I will avoid the trains!!

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"That's a shit prize a year's worth of horse manure is a shit prize!"

PP palace has an abundance of horse shit as it is when my stable girls muck out

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Ask me again in 20yrs.....I take it you plan to wait 20 years to try an anal gang bang train in Africa

As much as an anal lover I am....think I will avoid the trains!!

"
ok..no trains but a 10 tribe African anal gang bang is still ok by you? lol ok I'll call up a few dozen of my honors & we will be found later tonight

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

ok..no trains but a 10 tribe African anal gang bang is still ok by you? lol ok I'll call up a few dozen of my honors & we will be found later tonight"

You will be found later with your 10 African anal gang bang tribe???

Enjoy....Il have a cushion brought in for you tomorrow

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"That's a shit prize a year's worth of horse manure is a shit prize!

PP palace has an abundance of horse shit as it is when my stable girls muck out "
hmm stable girls! Tell me more!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

10 tribe African gang bang.....

That should keep the BBC girls happy. For 5 minutes.

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"hmm stable girls! Tell me more!"

never mix business and pleasure

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"10 tribe African gang bang.....

That should keep the BBC girls happy. For 5 minutes. "
hahahhahaahaha

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"hmm stable girls! Tell me more!

never mix business and pleasure "

Thought you liked to mix your business with pleasure????

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"hmm stable girls! Tell me more!

never mix business and pleasure "
unless it's the business of pleasure of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine,,,if you swished yer tail like a coo when sat on loo,,, take mare than CIF to sort that lot oot?

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Imagine,,,if you swished yer tail like a coo when sat on loo,,, take mare than CIF to sort that lot oot? "
yoi deserve a pat on the back for that one mate lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only heard the word sharted once. my brother was friends with this polish boy. Anyway, there was a party and polish boy was slammed full of E.

This guy went back to his misses, and thought, well, i dont think he was thinking, that while his wife was asleep, that he would fart in her face.

He must have had the E shits or something, cause he sharted on her face.

Rightly so, said wife divorced him.

A rogue fart with any hint of suspicion from the owner should never be treated lightly.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"only heard the word sharted once. my brother was friends with this polish boy. Anyway, there was a party and polish boy was slammed full of E.

This guy went back to his misses, and thought, well, i dont think he was thinking, that while his wife was asleep, that he would fart in her face.

He must have had the E shits or something, cause he sharted on her face.

Rightly so, said wife divorced him.

A rogue fart with any hint of suspicion from the owner should never be treated lightly. "

Marital farting should only be used when she has the duvet over her head....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine,,,if you swished yer tail like a coo when sat on loo,,, take mare than CIF to sort that lot oot? yoi deserve a pat on the back for that one mate lol"
Like coo's they are funny, ever watched them run? Their heeds bob up n doon,,lol,

dunno what they are running for but i know that much!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"only heard the word sharted once. my brother was friends with this polish boy. Anyway, there was a party and polish boy was slammed full of E.

This guy went back to his misses, and thought, well, i dont think he was thinking, that while his wife was asleep, that he would fart in her face.

He must have had the E shits or something, cause he sharted on her face.

Rightly so, said wife divorced him.

A rogue fart with any hint of suspicion from the owner should never be treated lightly.

Marital farting should only be used when she has the duvet over her head.... "

nah, when HE is well and truly trapped under it

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"only heard the word sharted once. my brother was friends with this polish boy. Anyway, there was a party and polish boy was slammed full of E.

This guy went back to his misses, and thought, well, i dont think he was thinking, that while his wife was asleep, that he would fart in her face.

He must have had the E shits or something, cause he sharted on her face.

Rightly so, said wife divorced him.

A rogue fart with any hint of suspicion from the owner should never be treated lightly.

Marital farting should only be used when she has the duvet over her head....

nah, when HE is well and truly trapped under it "

I thought you ladies didn't fart?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the lighthearted, yet effective method of confronting your other half would perhaps be use of the so called dutch oven technique.

you might get shouted at, you might apologise, but at the end of it, she just thinks your a guy, not a nutter that can take a dump on her head. the shart itseld sounds like the havana omelet. please google the work jobby guide for further information.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the lighthearted, yet effective method of confronting your other half would perhaps be use of the so called dutch oven technique.

you might get shouted at, you might apologise, but at the end of it, she just thinks your a guy, not a nutter that can take a dump on her head. the shart itseld sounds like the havana omelet. please google the work jobby guide for further information.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"only heard the word sharted once. my brother was friends with this polish boy. Anyway, there was a party and polish boy was slammed full of E.

This guy went back to his misses, and thought, well, i dont think he was thinking, that while his wife was asleep, that he would fart in her face.

He must have had the E shits or something, cause he sharted on her face.

Rightly so, said wife divorced him.

A rogue fart with any hint of suspicion from the owner should never be treated lightly.

Marital farting should only be used when she has the duvet over her head....

nah, when HE is well and truly trapped under it

I thought you ladies didn't fart? "

I may not be a lady, but I am ALL woman baby x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did actually once worry that i had sharted. i was walking to work once in glasgow and slipped on black ice. i farted, but somehow i wasnt sure..

anyway, i was going to greggs for a roll with square sausage and bacon. i was starving. the rationale for not going straight to work was that it had happened, i couldnt deal with it even at work and would have to go home, and still be hungry.

i didnt panic, picked up breakfast. got to work, checked i was out of the danger zone, and tucked in.

no point in panicing. you gotta look after yourself in a crisis though.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"

I may not be a lady, but I am ALL woman baby x "

That's good. I'm not into these 95% women!

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