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"in a vanilla situation. I would find the idiot, rip his arm out of the socket and beat him to death with the soggy end if he touched me " lol did you know that vanilla is extracted from a beavers rectum gland lol | |||
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"Years ago on a crowded bus in Italy....dirty old man though! Nae luck!! nae luck right enough Am quite bad for groping in restaurants specially at lunch times lol " Remind me never to have lunch with you then!! | |||
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"Years ago on a crowded bus in Italy....dirty old man though! Nae luck!! nae luck right enough Am quite bad for groping in restaurants specially at lunch times lol Remind me never to have lunch with you then!! " just make sure you sit across from me | |||
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"Got groped in a lift !! lift was full and felt this hand stroking my bum cheek . I thought I would be horrified but was turned on! Anybody else had a similar experiance! " Such a cracking arse it was too Could almost see you smile from behind you as we'll | |||
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"Got groped in a lift !! lift was full and felt this hand stroking my bum cheek . I thought I would be horrified but was turned on! Anybody else had a similar experiance! Such a cracking arse it was too Could almost see you smile from behind you as we'll " Has your picture been taken in a lift? | |||
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"Years ago on a crowded bus in Italy....dirty old man though! Nae luck!! nae luck right enough Am quite bad for groping in restaurants specially at lunch times lol Remind me never to have lunch with you then!! just make sure you sit across from me " I know exactly where I'll be sitting | |||
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"Got groped in a lift !! lift was full and felt this hand stroking my bum cheek . I thought I would be horrified but was turned on! Anybody else had a similar experiance! Such a cracking arse it was too Could almost see you smile from behind you as we'll Has your picture been taken in a lift?" My picture has been taken in many a place | |||
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" Has your picture been taken in a lift? My picture has been taken in many a place " Sorry I meant your profile pic? | |||
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"Years ago on a crowded bus in Italy....dirty old man though! Nae luck!! nae luck right enough Am quite bad for groping in restaurants specially at lunch times lol Remind me never to have lunch with you then!! just make sure you sit across from me I know exactly where I'll be sitting " NEXT to me, Missy!!!!! | |||
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" Has your picture been taken in a lift? My picture has been taken in many a place Sorry I meant your profile pic? " Haha I know I believe that was in Bulgaria..... When I was young and impressionable about 2 years ago. | |||
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"Years ago on a crowded bus in Italy....dirty old man though! Nae luck!! nae luck right enough Am quite bad for groping in restaurants specially at lunch times lol Remind me never to have lunch with you then!! just make sure you sit across from me I know exactly where I'll be sitting NEXT to me, Missy!!!!! " Emmmmmm, nope | |||
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"I've never been groped in a lift I feel like I'm missing out now " Some folk are never happy | |||
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"I've never been groped in a lift I feel like I'm missing out now Some folk are never happy " | |||
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"I've never been groped in a lift I feel like I'm missing out now " I would grope you in a lift | |||
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"I've never been groped in a lift I feel like I'm missing out now I would grope you in a lift " Wooohoooo. All we need now is a bloody lift - there's never one when you need one lol | |||
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"I would fart in one..... Kinda the same as being accosted " Remind me never to stand behind you in a lift | |||
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"I would fart in one..... Kinda the same as being accosted Remind me never to stand behind you in a lift " Stand in front so I can blame you | |||
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"I've never been groped in a lift I feel like I'm missing out now I would grope you in a lift Wooohoooo. All we need now is a bloody lift - there's never one when you need one lol " Actually forget that. Smells like foe has just sharted in the lift Lets go up the back alley instead | |||
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"I've never been groped in a lift I feel like I'm missing out now I would grope you in a lift Wooohoooo. All we need now is a bloody lift - there's never one when you need one lol Actually forget that. Smells like foe has just sharted in the lift Lets go up the back alley instead " It was Andy!! | |||
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"I've never been groped in a lift I feel like I'm missing out now I would grope you in a lift Wooohoooo. All we need now is a bloody lift - there's never one when you need one lol Actually forget that. Smells like foe has just sharted in the lift Lets go up the back alley instead " Now there's an offer KFC - you want me up your back alley??? | |||
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"I've never been groped in a lift I feel like I'm missing out now I would grope you in a lift Wooohoooo. All we need now is a bloody lift - there's never one when you need one lol Actually forget that. Smells like foe has just sharted in the lift Lets go up the back alley instead It was Andy!! " I didn't fart!!!!! That was foe! (I was up the back alley with KFC) | |||
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"I've never been groped in a lift I feel like I'm missing out now I would grope you in a lift Wooohoooo. All we need now is a bloody lift - there's never one when you need one lol Actually forget that. Smells like foe has just sharted in the lift Lets go up the back alley instead It was Andy!! " Just can't take him anywhere | |||
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" Now there's an offer KFC - you want me up your back alley??? " | |||
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"Years ago on a crowded bus in Italy....dirty old man though! Nae luck!! " Gotta Italia & their funny ways of pinching yer wallet. I told one in full fluent Italian that I didn't mind being groped, I just wasn't so keen on paying for it. He got off at the next stop. I just got off. Lmao! | |||
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"Years ago on a crowded bus in Italy....dirty old man though! Nae luck!! Gotta Italia & their funny ways of pinching yer wallet. I told one in full fluent Italian that I didn't mind being groped, I just wasn't so keen on paying for it. He got off at the next stop. I just got off. Lmao! " and now you're just the dirty old man.... | |||
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"Years ago on a crowded bus in Italy....dirty old man though! Nae luck!! Gotta Italia & their funny ways of pinching yer wallet. I told one in full fluent Italian that I didn't mind being groped, I just wasn't so keen on paying for it. He got off at the next stop. I just got off. Lmao! and now you're just the dirty old man.... " What's yer point caller? Lol! Hey, I've earned my stripes. | |||
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"Would I be safe in a lift with KoK? " with an ass like that...nope | |||
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"Would I be safe in a lift with KoK? with an ass like that...nope " I am off to research the tallest building in Scotland! | |||
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"Years ago on a crowded bus in Italy....dirty old man though! Nae luck!! nae luck right enough Am quite bad for groping in restaurants specially at lunch times lol Remind me never to have lunch with you then!! just make sure you sit across from me I know exactly where I'll be sitting " on my knee lol | |||
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"Years ago on a crowded bus in Italy....dirty old man though! Nae luck!! nae luck right enough Am quite bad for groping in restaurants specially at lunch times lol Remind me never to have lunch with you then!! just make sure you sit across from me I know exactly where I'll be sitting on my knee lol " you'll be a diet Irnbru if I sit on ya | |||
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"Would I be safe in a lift with KoK? with an ass like that...nope I am off to research the tallest building in Scotland! " The lift might get stuck with just us in it | |||
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"Years ago on a crowded bus in Italy....dirty old man though! Nae luck!! nae luck right enough Am quite bad for groping in restaurants specially at lunch times lol Remind me never to have lunch with you then!! just make sure you sit across from me I know exactly where I'll be sitting on my knee lol you'll be a diet Irnbru if I sit on ya " I'm sitting on the opposite side of the room!!! and I'll take the stairs if there's a lift | |||
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"Would I be safe in a lift with KoK? with an ass like that...nope I am off to research the tallest building in Scotland! The lift might get stuck with just us in it " And the problem with that is....? | |||
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"Years ago on a crowded bus in Italy....dirty old man though! Nae luck!! nae luck right enough Am quite bad for groping in restaurants specially at lunch times lol Remind me never to have lunch with you then!! just make sure you sit across from me I know exactly where I'll be sitting on my knee lol you'll be a diet Irnbru if I sit on ya I'm sitting on the opposite side of the room!!! and I'll take the stairs if there's a lift " oi your sitting next to me dont trust the others lol | |||
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"Years ago on a crowded bus in Italy....dirty old man though! Nae luck!! nae luck right enough Am quite bad for groping in restaurants specially at lunch times lol Remind me never to have lunch with you then!! just make sure you sit across from me I know exactly where I'll be sitting on my knee lol you'll be a diet Irnbru if I sit on ya I'm sitting on the opposite side of the room!!! and I'll take the stairs if there's a lift oi your sitting next to me dont trust the others lol" Fend him off with yer stick or crutches! | |||
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"Would I be safe in a lift with KoK? with an ass like that...nope I am off to research the tallest building in Scotland! The lift might get stuck with just us in it And the problem with that is....? " Have to find something to do to pass the time | |||
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"Years ago on a crowded bus in Italy....dirty old man though! Nae luck!! nae luck right enough Am quite bad for groping in restaurants specially at lunch times lol Remind me never to have lunch with you then!! just make sure you sit across from me I know exactly where I'll be sitting on my knee lol you'll be a diet Irnbru if I sit on ya I'm sitting on the opposite side of the room!!! and I'll take the stairs if there's a lift oi your sitting next to me dont trust the others lol" I don't feckin trust YOU though!!!!! | |||
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"Would I be safe in a lift with KoK? with an ass like that...nope I am off to research the tallest building in Scotland! The lift might get stuck with just us in it And the problem with that is....? Have to find something to do to pass the time " Nope, still not seeing a problem....! | |||
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"Would I be safe in a lift with KoK? with an ass like that...nope I am off to research the tallest building in Scotland! The lift might get stuck with just us in it And the problem with that is....? Have to find something to do to pass the time Nope, still not seeing a problem....! " Ok.....book a lift for the night then | |||
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"Would I be safe in a lift with KoK? with an ass like that...nope I am off to research the tallest building in Scotland! The lift might get stuck with just us in it And the problem with that is....? Have to find something to do to pass the time Nope, still not seeing a problem....! Ok.....book a lift for the night then " It's a shame they're demolishing the Red Road flats....! | |||
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"Can I come on this lift lol xx Perhaps " Just let me know what I have to do xx | |||
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"Can I come on this lift lol xx Perhaps Just let me know what I have to do xx" You can stop people getting in the lift, while I get jiggy with the Kountess! | |||
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"Can I come on this lift lol xx Perhaps Just let me know what I have to do xx You can stop people getting in the lift, while I get jiggy with the Kountess! " | |||
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"Can I come on this lift lol xx" You're cummong in mine... Leave the 2 old lushes to lock zimmers | |||
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"Can I come on this lift lol xx You're cummong in mine... Leave the 2 old lushes to lock zimmers " Hey! Zimmer bit, fine, but I don't drink! | |||
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"Can I come on this lift lol xx You're cummong in mine... Leave the 2 old lushes to lock zimmers " Lol would go in any lift with U xx | |||
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"Can I come on this lift lol xx You're cummong in mine... Leave the 2 old lushes to lock zimmers Hey! Zimmer bit, fine, but I don't drink! " you will after you have met Kunty Kinky!! | |||
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"Can I come on this lift lol xx You're cummong in mine... Leave the 2 old lushes to lock zimmers Lol would go in any lift with U xx" Lamb to the slaughter | |||
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"Can I come on this lift lol xx You're cummong in mine... Leave the 2 old lushes to lock zimmers Lol would go in any lift with U xx Lamb to the slaughter " Wheesht wench!! Thought that was me on Lesbo mottmott Monday? | |||
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"Can I come on this lift lol xx You're cummong in mine... Leave the 2 old lushes to lock zimmers Lol would go in any lift with U xx Lamb to the slaughter Wheesht wench!! Thought that was me on Lesbo mottmott Monday? " you love lesbo monday.... | |||
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"Can I come on this lift lol xx You're cummong in mine... Leave the 2 old lushes to lock zimmers Lol would go in any lift with U xx Lamb to the slaughter Wheesht wench!! Thought that was me on Lesbo mottmott Monday? you love lesbo monday.... " I think we'd ALL love that....! | |||
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"didn't quite realise at first then it felt so good!! could have been 2 or 3 guys or even a woman! " Terribly sorry, It was me!!!! | |||
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