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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Tony and his friend John die in a car accident and go to judgment. God tells Tony that because he cheated on his income taxes, the only way he can enter Heaven is to sleep with a stupid, ugly woman for the next five years.

A few days later, as Tony's walking in the park with his stupid, hideous new girlfriend, he spots his friend John with an absolutely drop dead gorgeous woman. "John, what happened?" Tony asks.

"I have no idea," John replies. "I was told I have five years of amazing sex to look forward to. The only thing I don't understand is why she always yells 'Damn income taxes!' whenever we have sex."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao.

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Any truth in the rumour that Bru's name is John?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any truth in the rumour that Bru's name is John? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any truth in the rumour that Bru's name is John?

"

Long John Silver? Nah, he's more John Doe. Brain dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kidding Bru. Btw meet my replacement. mao!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont get it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont get it?? "

Sit down before you hurt yourself.

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

I hate it when you have to explain them....

OK, the guy has to sleep with a stupid, ugly woman for not paying his taxes, and the woman has to sleep with a stupid, ugly man, for not paying her taxes.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol "

Called JOHN.

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Lol

Called JOHN. "

Let him absorb it slowly....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol

Called JOHN.

Let him absorb it slowly....! "

I told you, I'm not here that long.

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Lol

Called JOHN.

Let him absorb it slowly....!

I told you, I'm not here that long. "

Are you taking him with you?

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Haha love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol

Called JOHN.

Let him absorb it slowly....!

I told you, I'm not here that long.

Are you taking him with you? "

No, he's all yours.

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Oh bugger....

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

awwww poor bru is tandem and stu picking on you again ? come hide in my cleavage - they can't find you in there lol

stu and tandem - shame on you picking on poor bru - go sit in the naughty corner until i say you can come out !

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Poor bru???

Did I miss a memo?????

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Lol that's a good one...thanks for sharing
"Tony and his friend John die in a car accident and go to judgment. God tells Tony that because he cheated on his income taxes, the only way he can enter Heaven is to sleep with a stupid, ugly woman for the next five years.

A few days later, as Tony's walking in the park with his stupid, hideous new girlfriend, he spots his friend John with an absolutely drop dead gorgeous woman. "John, what happened?" Tony asks.

"I have no idea," John replies. "I was told I have five years of amazing sex to look forward to. The only thing I don't understand is why she always yells 'Damn income taxes!' whenever we have sex.""

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"awwww poor bru is tandem and stu picking on you again ? come hide in my cleavage - they can't find you in there lol

stu and tandem - shame on you picking on poor bru - go sit in the naughty corner until i say you can come out !"

I would be prepared to search for him as a pretext to get into your cleavage....

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy


"awwww poor bru is tandem and stu picking on you again ? come hide in my cleavage - they can't find you in there lol

stu and tandem - shame on you picking on poor bru - go sit in the naughty corner until i say you can come out !

I would be prepared to search for him as a pretext to get into your cleavage.... "

any time stu

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Cheers Braoo, best laugh of the day by far!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"awwww poor bru is tandem and stu picking on you again ? come hide in my cleavage - they can't find you in there lol

stu and tandem - shame on you picking on poor bru - go sit in the naughty corner until i say you can come out !"

LMAO Rhona, you could hide a whole feckin city in your cleavage!!

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