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Bill Gates in Hell

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Bill Gates goes to purgatory.

St. Peter says, "Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things (Windows 8?). Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go".

First, St. Peter shows Bill an image of Hell with beautiful women running on beaches. Then, St Peter shows Bill an image of Heaven with robed angels playing harps on clouds.

Bill chooses Hell.

About a week later, St. Peter checks in on Bill in Hell and finds him being whipped by demons.

Bill says to St. Peter, "What happened to all the beautiful women and the beaches?"

St. Peter replies, "That was just the screen saver."

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmfao - yeah how many times have I been caught out like that? Ya see a nice set of buns or a knob pic & then ya see the face pic & ya scream OH GOOD LORD SAVE ME!

Btw has someone bullied you into getting a SOH or are you Googling furiously for jokes so you can team up with Bru when I depart? Lol

KIDDING!

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

I've always had an SOH! I'm just in weird mood today.

And NO, Bru, not a weird, devil worshiping mood!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs are you on something wots with all the posts do you need new meds

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Ffs are you on something wots with all the posts do you need new meds "

Yes, where is Rat Shit? I'm overdue my anti-psychotics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your posting like some crazy madman lol

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

NURSE! NURSE! MY MEDS!!!!!!

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