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"Cover yourself in melted chocolate and have a bottle of expensive Prosecco in 1 hand and a gross of condoms in the other. Then text her that short knicker wetting acronym, FAF. " Would it be plain or milk chocolate 🍫 😉 | |||
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"Anyone else read that with David Attenborough's voice? 😄 The aforementioned cougar is a fascinating animal, if you approach the female with an image of your sexual organs or say 'hey babe' she is likely to rip you a new one." This made me laugh 🤣 | |||
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"Anyone else read that with David Attenborough's voice? 😄 The aforementioned cougar is a fascinating animal, if you approach the female with an image of your sexual organs or say 'hey babe' she is likely to rip you a new one. This made me laugh 🤣 " I'm glad, I was hoping it would give some people a chuckle 😊 | |||
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"Cover yourself in melted chocolate and have a bottle of expensive Prosecco in 1 hand and a gross of condoms in the other. Then text her that short knicker wetting acronym, FAF. Would it be plain or milk chocolate 🍫 😉" It depends whither she is bitter or not. Runs for the hills. 🏃🏻 | |||
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"Anyone else read that with David Attenborough's voice? 😄 The aforementioned cougar is a fascinating animal, if you approach the female with an image of your sexual organs or say 'hey babe' she is likely to rip you a new one." Hahahaha!! x | |||
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"Anyone else read that with David Attenborough's voice? 😄 The aforementioned cougar is a fascinating animal, if you approach the female with an image of your sexual organs or say 'hey babe' she is likely to rip you a new one. This made me laugh 🤣 I'm glad, I was hoping it would give some people a chuckle 😊" Mabe I am Steve irwan voice would be funny! | |||
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"As a cougar milf/gilf (so I’ve been told… I don’t think I am) I like my cubs to be cheeky and flirtatious… and a thigh pic always grabs my attention! " Same here, add in some confidence and a bum pic and they catch mine!  | |||
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"As a cougar milf/gilf (so I’ve been told… I don’t think I am) I like my cubs to be cheeky and flirtatious… and a thigh pic always grabs my attention! Same here, add in some confidence and a bum pic and they catch mine! "I find the younger guys are full of confidence… which I love ….. not cocky major turn off x | |||
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"As a cougar milf/gilf (so I’ve been told… I don’t think I am) I like my cubs to be cheeky and flirtatious… and a thigh pic always grabs my attention! Same here, add in some confidence and a bum pic and they catch mine!
I find the younger guys are full of confidence… which I love ….. not cocky major turn off x "And we find your sence of adventure and out going personally such a turn on never mind being a super hot red head! | |||
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"As a cougar milf/gilf (so I’ve been told… I don’t think I am) I like my cubs to be cheeky and flirtatious… and a thigh pic always grabs my attention! Same here, add in some confidence and a bum pic and they catch mine!
Oh you stop it! You will have me blushing! X
I find the younger guys are full of confidence… which I love ….. not cocky major turn off x
And we find your sence of adventure and out going personally such a turn on never mind being a super hot red head! " | |||
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"As a cougar milf/gilf (so I’ve been told… I don’t think I am) I like my cubs to be cheeky and flirtatious… and a thigh pic always grabs my attention! Same here, add in some confidence and a bum pic and they catch mine!
Oh you stop it! You will have me blushing! X
I find the younger guys are full of confidence… which I love ….. not cocky major turn off x
And we find your sence of adventure and out going personally such a turn on never mind being a super hot red head! "Your face isn't the only thing i want to turn red! | |||
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"As a cougar milf/gilf (so I’ve been told… I don’t think I am) I like my cubs to be cheeky and flirtatious… and a thigh pic always grabs my attention! Same here, add in some confidence and a bum pic and they catch mine!
Oh you stop it! You will have me blushing! X
I find the younger guys are full of confidence… which I love ….. not cocky major turn off x
And we find your sence of adventure and out going personally such a turn on never mind being a super hot red head!
Your face isn't the only thing i want to turn red!"I think you have already made my arse red… what’s next? X | |||
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"As a cougar milf/gilf (so I’ve been told… I don’t think I am) I like my cubs to be cheeky and flirtatious… and a thigh pic always grabs my attention! Same here, add in some confidence and a bum pic and they catch mine!
Oh you stop it! You will have me blushing! X
I find the younger guys are full of confidence… which I love ….. not cocky major turn off x
And we find your sence of adventure and out going personally such a turn on never mind being a super hot red head!
Your face isn't the only thing i want to turn red!
I think you have already made my arse red… what’s next? X "I can think of a few more places  | |||
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"As a cougar milf/gilf (so I’ve been told… I don’t think I am) I like my cubs to be cheeky and flirtatious… and a thigh pic always grabs my attention! Same here, add in some confidence and a bum pic and they catch mine!
Oh you stop it! You will have me blushing! X
I find the younger guys are full of confidence… which I love ….. not cocky major turn off x
And we find your sence of adventure and out going personally such a turn on never mind being a super hot red head!
Your face isn't the only thing i want to turn red!
I think you have already made my arse red… what’s next? X
I can think of a few more places "Well you might need to show me haha x | |||
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"As a cougar milf/gilf (so I’ve been told… I don’t think I am) I like my cubs to be cheeky and flirtatious… and a thigh pic always grabs my attention! Same here, add in some confidence and a bum pic and they catch mine!
Oh you stop it! You will have me blushing! X
I find the younger guys are full of confidence… which I love ….. not cocky major turn off x
And we find your sence of adventure and out going personally such a turn on never mind being a super hot red head!
Your face isn't the only thing i want to turn red!
I think you have already made my arse red… what’s next? X
I can think of a few more places
Well you might need to show me haha x "Anytime | |||
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"Anyone else read that with David Attenborough's voice? 😄 The aforementioned cougar is a fascinating animal, if you approach the female with an image of your sexual organs or say 'hey babe' she is likely to rip you a new one. I'm glad, I was hoping it would give some people a chuckle 😊" It definitely had me laughing and saying it in that voice as well Then in a Steve irwin voice lol crikey check the size of that 1 lol This made me laugh 🤣 as well lol xx | |||
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"I am looking for tips on how to approach meeting or speaking to milfs & cougars? " • You approach them with a saucer of warm milk. | |||
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