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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've burned the back of my knees

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I've burned the back of my knees

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Wait for the offers of cream to sooth them lol

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I've burned the back of my knees

Thats gotta hurt

cant exactly stop walking to help it heal either. Ouch

I sliced the side of my hand open on a glass earlier while doing dishes. The glass just randomly broke with my hand in it. I now have a wide open cut and am fascinated by it lol

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"I now have a wide open cut and am fascinated by it lol

Lx "

Toughen up, you sent me the pic and i have a bigger cut on the end of my bellend

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I now have a wide open cut and am fascinated by it lol

Toughen up, you sent me the pic and i have a bigger cut on the end of my bellend

Pmsl! You know how much of a wimp I am! And morbid. I love the gory stuff

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"I now have a wide open cut and am fascinated by it lol

Toughen up, you sent me the pic and i have a bigger cut on the end of my bellend

And just what were you doing that you were washing glasses with your bellend? pmsl

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

L had glass under her chin for the booooooookakeeeeeeee

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"L had glass under her chin for the booooooookakeeeeeeee

Boke

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"L had glass under her chin for the booooooookakeeeeeeee

Boke

I'd rather have twiglets.

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Me too!

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"twiglets.

Double Boak

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I've burned the back of my knees

Thats gotta hurt

cant exactly stop walking to help it heal either. Ouch

I sliced the side of my hand open on a glass earlier while doing dishes. The glass just randomly broke with my hand in it. I now have a wide open cut and am fascinated by it lol

Lx "

I did that 2 years ago, sliced right through the muscle, tendons and veins. Ended up with 37 stitches and a stookie for 10 weeks.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I've burned the back of my knees

Thats gotta hurt

cant exactly stop walking to help it heal either. Ouch

I sliced the side of my hand open on a glass earlier while doing dishes. The glass just randomly broke with my hand in it. I now have a wide open cut and am fascinated by it lol

I did that 2 years ago, sliced right through the muscle, tendons and veins. Ended up with 37 stitches and a stookie for 10 weeks.

What is it with you and stookies??????

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I did that 2 years ago, sliced right through the muscle, tendons and veins. Ended up with 37 stitches and a stookie for 10 weeks.

Holy crap! Thats mental!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I did that 2 years ago, sliced right through the muscle, tendons and veins. Ended up with 37 stitches and a stookie for 10 weeks.

Holy crap! Thats mental!

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So think yourself lucky and get a Mr Men plaster on it!!

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"So think yourself lucky and get a Mr Men plaster on it!!

I would if they would stay on lol I asked PP to come kiss it better earlier but buying car stuff was more important at the time lol

Itll be fixed in a day or two anyways as I heal fast

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"So think yourself lucky and get a Mr Men plaster on it!!

I would if they would stay on lol I asked PP to come kiss it better earlier but buying car stuff was more important at the time lol

Itll be fixed in a day or two anyways as I heal fast

Lx"

He wouldn't even kiss it better????

That's terrible PP!!

If you kiss my ouchy better I'll kiss yours better - deal?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What about my ouchy??? Who's gonna kiss it better???

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"What about my ouchy??? Who's gonna kiss it better???

Me! While im having mines kissed better, I'll kiss yours better..... deal?

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about my ouchy??? Who's gonna kiss it better???

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looks like it's me again lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about my ouchy??? Who's gonna kiss it better???

Me! While im having mines kissed better, I'll kiss yours better..... deal?

Lol

Lx "

Deal

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about my ouchy??? Who's gonna kiss it better???

looks like it's me again lol

It's a tough job bru bru

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont mind really l x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best cut i got was drying bread knife, forgot the serated edge, went to slide tea towel along it, tea towel stayed put but my bare hand slid along it. lol, i couldnae look, i stood statue like and muttered ohhh f**k a lot.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"What about my ouchy??? Who's gonna kiss it better???

Me! While im having mines kissed better, I'll kiss yours better..... deal?

Lol

Lx "

We can kiss each others ouchys better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am sure we could arrange some friction burns on the front of your knees. take your mind off the pain at the back lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

We can kiss each others ouchys better

Iv got sore feet....

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

We can kiss each others ouchys better

Iv got sore feet....

I'm NOT kissing your feet!!

I don't mind rubbing them but definitely not kissing them

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

I have several new ouchies after my 1st ever pole fitness class yesterday..

Mmmmmmm pretty bruises ......

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Ok, you can join in too

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

Yay!

*limbers up lips*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can kiss each others ouchys better

Iv got sore feet....

I'm NOT kissing your feet!!

I don't mind rubbing them but definitely not kissing them

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AL kiss them hmmmm

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

We can kiss each others ouchys better

Iv got sore feet....

I'm NOT kissing your feet!!

I don't mind rubbing them but definitely not kissing them

AL kiss them hmmmm

Mind the blister plasters when you down there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can kiss each others ouchys better

Iv got sore feet....

I'm NOT kissing your feet!!

I don't mind rubbing them but definitely not kissing them

AL kiss them hmmmm

Mind the blister plasters when you down there

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oooh eeekk spoil my fun

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

We can kiss each others ouchys better

Iv got sore feet....

I'm NOT kissing your feet!!

I don't mind rubbing them but definitely not kissing them

AL kiss them hmmmm

Mind the blister plasters when you down there

oooh eeekk spoil my fun"

Tell you what bru, you kiss foe's feet and I'll take her mind off the blisters

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Tell you what bru, you kiss foe's feet and I'll take her mind off the blisters

Got a better idea....

While Bruiser kissing my feet, you get behind him and take his mind off the plasters

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Tell you what bru, you kiss foe's feet and I'll take her mind off the blisters

Got a better idea....

While Bruiser kissing my feet, you get behind him and take his mind off the plasters

Where's randyt with the nair when you need him??

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

I'm sure I can take his mind off the plasters...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell you what bru, you kiss foe's feet and I'll take her mind off the blisters

Got a better idea....

While Bruiser kissing my feet, you get behind him and take his mind off the plasters

Where's randyt with the nair when you need him??

I was in bed sleeping. Why did you wake me up?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Tell you what bru, you kiss foe's feet and I'll take her mind off the blisters

Got a better idea....

While Bruiser kissing my feet, you get behind him and take his mind off the plasters

Where's randyt with the nair when you need him??

I was in bed sleeping. Why did you wake me up?

Can you nair brus ass please

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

Can't I wax it???

More fun...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell you what bru, you kiss foe's feet and I'll take her mind off the blisters

Got a better idea....

While Bruiser kissing my feet, you get behind him and take his mind off the plasters

Where's randyt with the nair when you need him??

I was in bed sleeping. Why did you wake me up?

Can you nair brus ass please

Can I fcuk! I've not had the requisite tea & ciggies yet to deal with such horrors. Ask me again when I'm awake. I'll give you the cream & YOU do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't I wax it???

More fun...

Now there's a good idea.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

I have a garden flamethrower, in case the nair fails.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell you what bru, you kiss foe's feet and I'll take her mind off the blisters

Got a better idea....

While Bruiser kissing my feet, you get behind him and take his mind off the plasters

Where's randyt with the nair when you need him??

I was in bed sleeping. Why did you wake me up?

Can you nair brus ass please

Nair wtf is that is this one of those S AND M deals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waits blissfully with pants down knowing RT cant resist lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Wax or nair gollum? Take yer pick lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wax or nair gollum? Take yer pick lol

I was giving consideration to the flamethrower option.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I though Nair was a typo for nail

As in lets nail his ass pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol I though Nair was a typo for nail

As in lets nail his ass pmsl

You wish!

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

I'm sure both would burn....just a little

;-)

Never mind the waxing... Tweezers??

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I'm sure both would burn....just a little

;-)

Never mind the waxing... Tweezers??

How about all of them??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure both would burn....just a little

;-)

Never mind the waxing... Tweezers??

Still might need the garden strimmer to get the hairs down to a manageable length before we get in with the tweezers for the fine detail. Have you seen Bru's hairy ass? Lol!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"I'm sure both would burn....just a little

;-)

Never mind the waxing... Tweezers??

Would anyone have the time?

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

No, why have YOU?

Oh the tweezers aren't for the fine detail, just for the pleasure of making him squeal a little..

It's not ALL about aesthetics you know...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, why have YOU?

Oh the tweezers aren't for the fine detail, just for the pleasure of making him squeal a little..

It's not ALL about aesthetics you know...

You're so deliciously twisted LFE.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"No, why have YOU?

Oh the tweezers aren't for the fine detail, just for the pleasure of making him squeal a little..

It's not ALL about aesthetics you know...

I like your thinking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think your all wrong in the head and I'm the only one sane one hear

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"I think your all wrong in the head and I'm the only one sane one hear"

You just keep thinking that, it'll keep you busy till the men in white coats arrive....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think your all wrong in the head and I'm the only one sane one hear"

Bru why do you frequently confuse homophones & heterographs?

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

You're so deliciously twisted LFE.

Why thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're so deliciously twisted LFE.

Why thank you

Prego.

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

Pretentious - moi??

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"I think your all wrong in the head and I'm the only one sane one hear

Bru why do you frequently confuse homophones & heterographs?

He is staring blankly at the screen, I believe....

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

While the rest of us are dashing to google...

oh- is that just me...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think your all wrong in the head and I'm the only one sane one hear

Bru why do you frequently confuse homophones & heterographs?

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nope am neither of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretentious - moi??

Didn't you know... I'm a tad Bilingual? Lol!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Pretentious - moi??

Didn't you know... I'm a tad Bilingual? Lol!

Unlike some here who are barely literate in a multitude of languages!

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

Didn't you know... I'm a tad Bilingual? Lol!

Me too partially - (well am Bi anyway

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I'm straightlingual

...just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't you know... I'm a tad Bilingual? Lol!

Me too partially - (well am Bi anyway

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I've learned to be a cunning linguist

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I'm straightlingual

...just saying

Me too USB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just cos you know big words doesnt make you smart theres only two letters in IQ

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Just cos you know big words doesnt make you smart theres only two letters in IQ

But it's the numbers that matter

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Just cos you know big words doesnt make you smart theres only two letters in IQ

But it's the numbers that matter

Is our Bru in MENSA?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just cos you know big words doesnt make you smart theres only two letters in IQ

But it's the numbers that matter

Yup, & Bru's matches the number in his spelling of IQ. Lets see how long that takes for him to figure out.

Heehee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya just KNOW its gonna be me for the next ouchy moment as I sit on the terrazzo drinking without protection. Dumb dumb dumb!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Ya just KNOW its gonna be me for the next ouchy moment as I sit on the terrazzo drinking without protection. Dumb dumb dumb!"

More like the poor bloody cat below you!!!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

He going to frazzle

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