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By *lyce in Funderland OP Woman
over a year ago

Falkirk

I need advice on what women and men think are the best sex toys at the moment?

Thanks in advance.

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By *roosterMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I need advice on what women and men think are the best sex toys at the moment?

Thanks in advance."

I hear that the wand is very popular with the ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magic Wand...nothing else comes close!!!!

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By *lyce in Funderland OP Woman
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Magic Wand...nothing else comes close!!!!

I've heard this, and I'm totally intrigued, so much so it's on my list

thank you !!!

Ann (not winters incase I'm not allowed to say the name lol) has some buzzy bits, has anyone got these?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wand for tb everytime

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Magic Wand...nothing else comes close!!!!

Just DON'T blow it up Alyce!!!! Sparks fly everywhere I'm told

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By *nverman67Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Bought a bullet for a female friend and we both loved it. She says it is perfect and very discreet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Magic Wand...nothing else comes close!!!!

Just DON'T blow it up Alyce!!!! Sparks fly everywhere I'm told

Pmsl...get a good quality one...the cheaper ones don't last as long. Yep, they blow up, sparks fly out and your hand turns black lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bought a bullet for a female friend and we both loved it. She says it is perfect and very discreet. "

Bullet great until you discover the wand....then its a poor relation

It does when theres no wand and no man though

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By *lyce in Funderland OP Woman
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Magic Wand...nothing else comes close!!!!

Just DON'T blow it up Alyce!!!! Sparks fly everywhere I'm told

Pmsl...get a good quality one...the cheaper ones don't last as long. Yep, they blow up, sparks fly out and your hand turns black lol

omg I can't imagine the story when that became apparent lmao !!!

Shall go to LH and buy the wand................................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tenga for men / anal beads for ... well anyone. Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Magic Wand...nothing else comes close!!!!

Just DON'T blow it up Alyce!!!! Sparks fly everywhere I'm told

Pmsl...get a good quality one...the cheaper ones don't last as long. Yep, they blow up, sparks fly out and your hand turns black lol

omg I can't imagine the story when that became apparent lmao !!!

Shall go to LH and buy the wand................................

I bought a new one from there last night...arrives on wednesday. I might not be posting for several days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing that caused a high voltage dip in the National Grid.

BOOM!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tenga for men / anal beads for ... well anyone. Lol!"

Oohhhh yeah...and Fleshlight

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By *igeresslilly43Woman
over a year ago

west lothian

anyone tried the love eggs? ma pal wants to buy them.

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Theyre great just dont let go of the string

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyone tried the love eggs? ma pal wants to buy them.

What cums first? A chicken or an egg?

Maybe a daddy chicken? (Private joke).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyone tried the love eggs? ma pal wants to buy them.

Do yer pals get their eggs at Tesco's?

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By *igeresslilly43Woman
over a year ago

west lothian

"anyone tried the love eggs? ma pal wants to buy them.

Do yer pals get their eggs at Tesco's? "

ha ha rt - yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Magic Wand...nothing else comes close!!!!

Just DON'T blow it up Alyce!!!! Sparks fly everywhere I'm told

Pmsl...get a good quality one...the cheaper ones don't last as long. Yep, they blow up, sparks fly out and your hand turns black lol

Yeh ive heard these are good but anyone know the best place to get them? I got told they were going to stop making them

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By *igeresslilly43Woman
over a year ago

west lothian

I've got a wand but it's from HarryPotter World lol...don't think it's as good as The Magic Wand!

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By *igeresslilly43Woman
over a year ago

west lothian

"anyone tried the love eggs? ma pal wants to buy them.

What cums first? A chicken or an egg?

Maybe a daddy chicken? (Private joke)."

psml

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyone tried the love eggs? ma pal wants to buy them.

Do yer pals get their eggs at Tesco's?

ha ha rt - yep

You'll never look at eggs the same way again when yer in Tesco's.

pmsl.

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By *igeresslilly43Woman
over a year ago

west lothian

"anyone tried the love eggs? ma pal wants to buy them.

Do yer pals get their eggs at Tesco's?

ha ha rt - yep

You'll never look at eggs the same way again when yer in Tesco's.

pmsl.

yeah, I'll always be wondering - do I cook them or....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyone tried the love eggs? ma pal wants to buy them.

Do yer pals get their eggs at Tesco's?

ha ha rt - yep

You'll never look at eggs the same way again when yer in Tesco's.

pmsl.

yeah, I'll always be wondering - do I cook them or....

Take a penalty?

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By *igeresslilly43Woman
over a year ago

west lothian

"anyone tried the love eggs? ma pal wants to buy them.

Do yer pals get their eggs at Tesco's?

ha ha rt - yep

You'll never look at eggs the same way again when yer in Tesco's.

pmsl.

yeah, I'll always be wondering - do I cook them or....

Take a penalty?

shoots and scores

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyone tried the love eggs? ma pal wants to buy them.

Do yer pals get their eggs at Tesco's?

ha ha rt - yep

You'll never look at eggs the same way again when yer in Tesco's.

pmsl.

yeah, I'll always be wondering - do I cook them or....

Take a penalty?

shoots and scores

Sings the theme tune to "Match of the Gay"

Dad dad dad dah durah dad dum dum

Dad dad darara rah rah...

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By *igeresslilly43Woman
over a year ago

west lothian

"anyone tried the love eggs? ma pal wants to buy them.

Do yer pals get their eggs at Tesco's?

ha ha rt - yep

You'll never look at eggs the same way again when yer in Tesco's.

pmsl.

yeah, I'll always be wondering - do I cook them or....

Take a penalty?

shoots and scores

Sings the theme tune to "Match of the Gay"

Dad dad dad dah durah dad dum dum

Dad dad darara rah rah..."

daddies all around - by wet wet wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anyone tried the love eggs? ma pal wants to buy them.

Do yer pals get their eggs at Tesco's?

ha ha rt - yep

You'll never look at eggs the same way again when yer in Tesco's.

pmsl.

yeah, I'll always be wondering - do I cook them or....

Take a penalty?

shoots and scores

Sings the theme tune to "Match of the Gay"

Dad dad dad dah durah dad dum dum

Dad dad darara rah rah...

daddies all around - by wet wet wet

Daddies just make us wet wet wet ya midden.

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By *igeresslilly43Woman
over a year ago

west lothian

"anyone tried the love eggs? ma pal wants to buy them.

Do yer pals get their eggs at Tesco's?

ha ha rt - yep

You'll never look at eggs the same way again when yer in Tesco's.

pmsl.

yeah, I'll always be wondering - do I cook them or....

Take a penalty?

shoots and scores

Sings the theme tune to "Match of the Gay"

Dad dad dad dah durah dad dum dum

Dad dad darara rah rah...

daddies all around - by wet wet wet

Daddies just make us wet wet wet ya midden.

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By *lyce in Funderland OP Woman
over a year ago

Falkirk

I was fairly innocent til you lot corrupted my mind lmao!!!

Seriously tho you lot know how to make me laugh so much, so thank you for the advice, which is amazing, but thank you also for the laugh :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bought a bullet for a female friend and we both loved it. She says it is perfect and very discreet. "

He shoots, she scores... Hear the Hampden roarrrrr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bought a bullet for a female friend and we both loved it. She says it is perfect and very discreet. "

Doo Doo Roo Doo Doo

I'm 18 with a bullet

Got my finger on the trigger

I'm gonna pull it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everybody sing.

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By *igeresslilly43Woman
over a year ago

west lothian

"I was fairly innocent til you lot corrupted my mind lmao!!!

Seriously tho you lot know how to make me laugh so much, so thank you for the advice, which is amazing, but thank you also for the laugh :P"

I'm here all week - bring sum daddies. you know where to go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was fairly innocent til you lot corrupted my mind lmao!!!

Seriously tho you lot know how to make me laugh so much, so thank you for the advice, which is amazing, but thank you also for the laugh :P

I'm here all week - bring sum daddies. you know where to go!

Early Bath(gate))for you ya minx. Red Card!

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By *igeresslilly43Woman
over a year ago

west lothian

"I was fairly innocent til you lot corrupted my mind lmao!!!

Seriously tho you lot know how to make me laugh so much, so thank you for the advice, which is amazing, but thank you also for the laugh :P

I'm here all week - bring sum daddies. you know where to go!

Early Bath(gate))for you ya minx. Red Card!"

awwwww

can sit on the bench noo wi the hot daddy subs

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By *roosterMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Mini wands are good too but cost a fortune in watch type batteries !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mini wands are good too but cost a fortune in watch type batteries !! "

Not to mention watches when ya need to retrieve the fkrs!

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By *lyce in Funderland OP Woman
over a year ago

Falkirk

The bench always has the best players

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By *amaraBeaverbankWoman
over a year ago

Benidorm Spain

Love my bullet, my bendy one and this long slim slightly angled one

Mmmm

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By *risky4somesCouple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

Just watch you don't get splinters in your bum Alyce! Mind you someone on here would offer to help remove them... They're a helpful lot lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wand, so powerful that it vibrates you when you're inside

But the rabbits are good too.. and bullets are good for targetted vibration.. or a vibrating cock ring for those grinding moments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wand, so powerful that it vibrates you when you're inside

But the rabbits are good too.. and bullets are good for targetted vibration.. or a vibrating cock ring for those grinding moments."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's like fkn Toys R Us Muffs at Mr Hamish's house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recently got bought a gold bullet from Ann summers and you have to keep your finger on the button all the time which is a total pain!

If I had the spare cash I'd treat myself to a new rabbit - the BIG one

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

Yes, I had my first experience of a wand recently...

Wow

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By *lyce in Funderland OP Woman
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Yes, I had my first experience of a wand recently...

Wow

Yay off to buy a wand, a wonderful wand of oz.....

Foursome..... my ass might need attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, I had my first experience of a wand recently...

Wow

Yay off to buy a wand, a wonderful wand of oz.....

Foursome..... my ass might need attention

Ffs you have to ruin a timeless classic - I'll never be able to look at the Good Witch, Glinda again now without thinking "Where the fuck has that wand been?"

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By *risky4somesCouple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

Haha I'd gladly give your ass a good going over .... Especially if your naughty and need a good spanking!! Bend over please ??

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Pmsl...get a good quality one...the cheaper ones don't last as long. Yep, they blow up, sparks fly out and your hand turns black lol

And welds your foofoo shut apparently

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I have a Bertha and a Colin... highly recommended

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By *risky4somesCouple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

Don't be fooled into buying a double ender ... It might seem like the naughty thing to do with two girls but its a bendy , slippery customer who never does what it's told!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on my 2nd bullet (wore the first one out). It's worth buying as it discreetly fits on your purse for wherever you are when you feel naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl...get a good quality one...the cheaper ones don't last as long. Yep, they blow up, sparks fly out and your hand turns black lol

And welds your foofoo shut apparently

PMSL

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Don't be fooled into buying a double ender ... It might seem like the naughty thing to do with two girls but its a bendy , slippery customer who never does what it's told!!!

You've just described me......been called bendy wendy for years.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I'm on my 2nd bullet (wore the first one out). It's worth buying as it discreetly fits on your purse for wherever you are when you feel naughty

also good for shoving in your man's ass when he is on all 4s and only expecting a rim

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By *risky4somesCouple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

Mmmmm bendy Wendy ... That sounds like a toy I can play with

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Mmmmm bendy Wendy ... That sounds like a toy I can play with

any time MWAH!! xx

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By *risky4somesCouple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

Alas ... After checking out your profile I realise we are lacking a M for your MM couple

... I could always bring a blindfold for you and a strapon, youl never know the difference .... Well as long as you don't touch my boobs lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Hahaha. Got both of my own. Steap not as good as the real deal lol xx

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By *risky4somesCouple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

No it certainly isn't

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