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"I Alyce (aka Amanda) do solemnly swear to do everything in my power to free the Pandas. They are creatures with feelings & don't get their hole often enough due to spectators & visitors who go to gawp & stare & ponder why they are on one step closer to extinction. I promise to let them roam in the wilderness & be happy once more"  | |||
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" THE PANDA OATH: I ANDYKAY do solemnly swear to do everything in my power to free the Pandas. They are creatures with feelings & don't get their hole often enough due to spectators & visitors who go to gawp & stare & ponder why they are on one step closer to extinction. I promise to let them roam in the wilderness & be happy once more. "  | |||
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"free the pandas wow andy like the furry chest  "Thank you  | |||
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"ROFLMFAO - sorry I just realised where my fingers going! "you mean yer cast silly man lol | |||
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"ROFLMFAO - sorry I just realised where my fingers going! you mean yer cast silly man lol "The cast of La Cage Aux Folles. | |||
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"bet you have chunky thighs too mmm "I might have lol | |||
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"New pic up. " ha ha - quality! | |||
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"Much bamboo growing wild in Scotland? " In Renfrewshire there is. | |||
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"I have "I love pandas" hoody I got at the zoo I was hungover when I bought it" I thought you were over hung last time I perved ya. Lol! | |||
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"Much bamboo growing wild in Scotland? " Only around paisley morrisons veg aisle bizarrely | |||
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"I have "I love pandas" hoody I got at the zoo I was hungover when I bought it I thought you were over hung last time I perved ya. Lol! "That's a different story! | |||
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"Much bamboo growing wild in Scotland? Only around paisley morrisons veg aisle bizarrely "I thought that was white asparagus at first!  | |||
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"I have "I love pandas" hoody I got at the zoo I was hungover when I bought it I thought you were over hung last time I perved ya. Lol!
That's a different story!"Why is it ALWAYS a different story? | |||
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"Right they only eat bamboo shoots so wher in feckin scotland do we get them.Also she migh be preggers so wait and see the interest that causes.Leave them in the zoo its a lot safer in there nae hairy chested men to assault the poor wee souls "It's no the man with the hairy chest that likes panda loving.....its the wee man with the yellow hard hat!!   | |||
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"I (Charlie) biswingcouple do solemnly swear to do everything in my power to free the Pandas. They are creatures with feelings & don't get their hole often enough due to spectators & visitors who go to gawp & stare & ponder why they are on one step closer to extinction. I promise to let them roam in the wilderness & be happy once more" | |||
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"A love the wee guy with the hard hat. And a heard hes no that wee lol "You're right - he has big feet and a big head | |||
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"A love the wee guy with the hard hat. And a heard hes no that wee lol "I've seen bigger bottles in a mini bar' | |||
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"A love the wee guy with the hard hat. And a heard hes no that wee lol "He measured his cock from his asshole though  | |||
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"A love the wee guy with the hard hat. And a heard hes no that wee lol
He measured his cock from his asshole though "Most of the time that's where he tucks it. | |||
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"A love the wee guy with the hard hat. And a heard hes no that wee lol "self verification about cock size disnae count!! | |||
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"A love the wee guy with the hard hat. And a heard hes no that wee lol
self verification about cock size disnae count!! "Most of the time he's more self gratification lol | |||
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"fuck the panda's can we no just shoot them and eat them "Feck sake 44...you shoot yer load and eat anything these days eh | |||
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"fuck the panda's can we no just shoot them and eat them "harsh we love the pandas | |||
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"I've got a huge pile of Bamboo growing in the garden... and ... coincidentally .... I have a panda
"Good we must watch out & be vigilant for Pandas on the loose. Especially those roaming free. | |||
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"Mon the Pandas! " You stealing my patter 
Mon the penguins :P | |||
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"Mon the Pandas! You stealing my patter
Mon the penguins :P"Hey it's appropriate & worth stealing. Now where's that elephant??? Pmsl. | |||
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"I'll fire up the night vision goggles... "It's ok they've been safely returned to their enclosure. I'll keep digging a tunnel tho for the wee Furball. | |||
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"Mon the Pandas! You stealing my patter
Mon the penguins :P
Hey it's appropriate & worth stealing.
Now where's that elephant??? Pmsl. "It's here | |||
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"Mon the Pandas! You stealing my patter
Mon the penguins :P
Hey it's appropriate & worth stealing.
Now where's that elephant??? Pmsl.
It's here "A Panda was the first bear I ever had. Penguins are special meaning to me too, but elephants are still my favourite. Save the elephants! Lol. | |||
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"Ok we all stared & gawped at the tv screens, heard every hour on the news about the poor Pandas & their lack of nookie bear. I think it's time we hatched a plan that we storm the zoo & set them free somewhere in the highlands or maybe on a remote island on the west coast of Scotland. All those who think we should let the wee black, white n orange furballs go live peacefully on an island please sign the petition below & swear the oath of allegiance. THE PANDA OATH: I (state name) do solemnly swear to do everything in my power to free the Pandas. They are creatures with feelings & don't get their hole often enough due to spectators & visitors who go to gawp & stare & ponder why they are on one step closer to extinction. I promise to let them roam in the wilderness & be happy once more. " No bamboo on the islands so they would starve!  | |||
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"Ok we all stared & gawped at the tv screens, heard every hour on the news about the poor Pandas & their lack of nookie bear. I think it's time we hatched a plan that we storm the zoo & set them free somewhere in the highlands or maybe on a remote island on the west coast of Scotland. All those who think we should let the wee black, white n orange furballs go live peacefully on an island please sign the petition below & swear the oath of allegiance. THE PANDA OATH: I (state name) do solemnly swear to do everything in my power to free the Pandas. They are creatures with feelings & don't get their hole often enough due to spectators & visitors who go to gawp & stare & ponder why they are on one step closer to extinction. I promise to let them roam in the wilderness & be happy once more. No bamboo on the islands so they would starve! "Shhhhhh | |||
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"Remember the chewn the fat. Mon the fish. Is thst you with pandas " I'm more Mon the Teddy Bears but that would be a Neeeeeoooooiww moment. | |||
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"Just a Monday morning thought , why don't we just have a social @ Edinburgh Zoo & if we get enough numbers we will get a discount "Pmsl. That gave me such a lol moment. | |||
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"Just a Monday morning thought , why don't we just have a social @ Edinburgh Zoo & if we get enough numbers we will get a discount
Pmsl. That gave me such a lol moment. "Me too lmao | |||
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"Just a Monday morning thought , why don't we just have a social @ Edinburgh Zoo & if we get enough numbers we will get a discount
Pmsl. That gave me such a lol moment.
Me too lmao "feck off u 2 | |||
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"Our own lovable little would be panda should be locked up and never allowed human or panda contact again!! "Good woman would you be needing a lift to social as I will be passing through on way down | |||
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"Just a Monday morning thought , why don't we just have a social @ Edinburgh Zoo & if we get enough numbers we will get a discount
Pmsl. That gave me such a lol moment.
Me too lmao
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"Just a Monday morning thought , why don't we just have a social @ Edinburgh Zoo & if we get enough numbers we will get a discount
Pmsl. That gave me such a lol moment.
Me too lmao
feck off u 2
If our panda came too would he get let in for free?? "for sure but would we want him bk once he was in is the question | |||
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"Our own lovable little would be panda should be locked up and never allowed human or panda contact again!!
Good woman would you be needing a lift to social as I will be passing through on way down "Thats very kind...I'll need a hand with the panda humbler and various implements of torture for our little furry friend | |||
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"Our own lovable little would be panda should be locked up and never allowed human or panda contact again!!
Good woman would you be needing a lift to social as I will be passing through on way down
Thats very kind...I'll need a hand with the panda humbler and various implements of torture for our little furry friend "You better still be talking about the panda  | |||
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"Our own lovable little would be panda should be locked up and never allowed human or panda contact again!!
Good woman would you be needing a lift to social as I will be passing through on way down
Thats very kind...I'll need a hand with the panda humbler and various implements of torture for our little furry friend
You better still be talking about the panda "Calm down....you'll get the special implement of torture | |||
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"Our own lovable little would be panda should be locked up and never allowed human or panda contact again!!
Good woman would you be needing a lift to social as I will be passing through on way down
Thats very kind...I'll need a hand with the panda humbler and various implements of torture for our little furry friend
You better still be talking about the panda
Calm down....you'll get the special implement of torture "does that mean yes if so message me cause I can't u and we can sort things out | |||
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"Our own lovable little would be panda should be locked up and never allowed human or panda contact again!!
Good woman would you be needing a lift to social as I will be passing through on way down
Thats very kind...I'll need a hand with the panda humbler and various implements of torture for our little furry friend
You better still be talking about the panda
Calm down....you'll get the special implement of torture
does that mean yes if so message me cause I can't u and we can sort things out "I'm not getting in a car you've been shagging though | |||
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"Our own lovable little would be panda should be locked up and never allowed human or panda contact again!!
Good woman would you be needing a lift to social as I will be passing through on way down
Thats very kind...I'll need a hand with the panda humbler and various implements of torture for our little furry friend
You better still be talking about the panda
Calm down....you'll get the special implement of torture
does that mean yes if so message me cause I can't u and we can sort things out
I'm not getting in a car you've been shagging though "not shagging pissing lets get it straight. if need just let me know | |||
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"Just a Monday morning thought , why don't we just have a social @ Edinburgh Zoo & if we get enough numbers we will get a discount
Pmsl. That gave me such a lol moment.
Me too lmao
feck off u 2
If our panda came too would he get let in for free?? "He is no longer Panda. They may move slow & appear at first to do nothing but chew on the end if a stick, appear incredibly docile & blissfully unaware that they are on the last step of extinction. However that's where the similarities end. Our Panda is not really a Panda. I think having witnessed his little addictive gene, his obsessive behaviour & the blind panic he was in yesterday I will rename him Gollum. Now there is a creature who cannot live without the "precious", who responds to threads on the "precious" that want BBWs which obviously he is not but as its his "precious" he can't resist the urges he has & posts anyway, & who even shows signs of multiple personalities including Bob the Builder to name but one of many characteristics he adopts in order to post on the "precious". So having considered the facts I may indeed reconcile my original good intentions to FREE THE PANDAS, & instead lobby to keep them safe in the zoo. Instead I might spearhead a new campaign initiative to HELP THE HOBBIT or GIVE A GOLLUM A GOBBLE - the reasons are perfectly clear as a gobble might distract him from the lure of the "precious". Now I know the guys might not want to Give A Gollum A Gobble, but surely the men will know at least one woman who would be willing to assist. Perhaps they know a suitable lady Gollum or even a grouchy troll that would be happy to partake in the Give A Gollum A Gobble Initiative. Perhaps the ladies know of a desperate pal who hasn't had any in a while & would be keen to Give A Gollum A Gobble, or have an elderly relative that wants to tick off Giving A Gollum A Gobble off their Bucket List. Brothers & Sisters, fellow Fabbites I urge you to consider this appeal & leave the Pandas in peace to see out their extinction process as Mother Nature intended & instead back the Give A Gollum A Gobble campaign - it could save a life. | |||
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"Show your support to Give A Gollum A Gobble by giving a thumbs up. You needn't give the gobble yourself - just know a truculent troll or hungry hobbit that's going to see the job through for you. And remember - we all need to do our bit to GIVE A GOLLUM A GOBBLE. " You're on your own with that one! | |||
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"Just a Monday morning thought , why don't we just have a social @ Edinburgh Zoo & if we get enough numbers we will get a discount "There is going to be a night at the zoo like cocktails and watch the animals.... It's on Edinburgh zoo website | |||
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"Just a Monday morning thought , why don't we just have a social @ Edinburgh Zoo & if we get enough numbers we will get a discount
There is going to be a night at the zoo like cocktails and watch the animals.... It's on Edinburgh zoo website "They have a similar night in the east end of Glasgow where they drink the Buckie & watch wee Neds & Nedettes in shell suits & onesies shag in the bus shelter outside the Piggery. (Did I just say that out loud?) | |||
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"Evening folks...scuse the mumbles, but my mouths full. Soooooo, whats been happening then?? "New campaign starts today KoK - tho see you've already Fab'd it. So I've decided to donate a certain amount to charity for each Fab it gets until the return of the Precious One. | |||
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"Evening folks...scuse the mumbles, but my mouths full. Soooooo, whats been happening then??
New campaign starts today KoK - tho see you've already Fab'd it. So I've decided to donate a certain amount to charity for each Fab it gets until the return of the Precious One. "Awwwwww thats sweet.....the KoK shoe charity is in dire need of contributions | |||
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"Evening folks...scuse the mumbles, but my mouths full. Soooooo, whats been happening then??
New campaign starts today KoK - tho see you've already Fab'd it. So I've decided to donate a certain amount to charity for each Fab it gets until the return of the Precious One.
Awwwwww thats sweet.....the KoK shoe charity is in dire need of contributions "The charity is mentioned on our profile. It's not Jimmy Choo either! | |||
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"And are you sure the precious one doesn't look more like Dobbie from Harry Potter?? "Dobber maybe! | |||
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"That's a gd cause rt I'm doing the 10k race for life for charity on sunday "Thanks for taking the time to read it lass. I thought I'd add a bit of charity to the campaign & make this thread something other than just a bit of fun. So thanks for Fabbing it. That's a contribution to their cause. (Well done on knowing the charity too). | |||
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"I'd fab it but I'm blocked 
Check again. "Oooft had to fab them all | |||
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"I'd fab it but I'm blocked
Check again.
Oooft had to fab them all "Lmao. It's only the Gollum one that's gets the cash tho. | |||
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"I'd fab it but I'm blocked
Check again.
Oooft had to fab them all
Lmao. It's only the Gollum one that's gets the cash tho. "The others are just a wee bonus then! | |||
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"11 hours to go till Bru's release. " His arse must be sore on that step by now | |||
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"New pic up. ha ha - quality!
"lovin the stookie pics randyt | |||
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"Pished & please all join up and lets do a social in Edinburgh zoo so we can get the banners out and ( free the Panda's ) . Lets do the protesting like everywhere else in the world , "Just Fab the pic Audi. Read the profile. | |||
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"11 hours to go till Bru's release. His arse must be sore on that step by now "Not as sore as some of the Daddies in Tesco's shopping for eggs during a penalty shoot out! | |||
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"11 hours to go till Bru's release. His arse must be sore on that step by now
Not as sore as some of the Daddies in Tesco's shopping for eggs during a penalty shoot out!
"perving the egg/daddy aisle tomorrow in Tescos! | |||
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"Mon The Daddies! "pmsl..u better not be there before me rt....leave sum hotties for the rest of us | |||
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"Mon The Daddies!
pmsl..u better not be there before me rt....leave sum hotties for the rest of us "Early bird that gets the worm so set yer alarm as I'm up when the cock grows. | |||
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"Mon The Daddies!
pmsl..u better not be there before me rt....leave sum hotties for the rest of us
Early bird that gets the worm so set yer alarm as I'm up when the cock grows. "alarm set - and if all the daddies are taken, i'm getting a home delivery | |||
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"Mon The Daddies!
pmsl..u better not be there before me rt....leave sum hotties for the rest of us
Early bird that gets the worm so set yer alarm as I'm up when the cock grows.
alarm set - and if all the daddies are taken, i'm getting a home delivery "I'm a daddie AND I've been known to do home delivery too lmao | |||
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"Free the pandas! "No, theres a new one now, go read randyt's profile - it's Gobble A Gollum | |||
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"Mon The Daddies!
pmsl..u better not be there before me rt....leave sum hotties for the rest of us
Early bird that gets the worm so set yer alarm as I'm up when the cock grows.
alarm set - and if all the daddies are taken, i'm getting a home delivery
I'm a daddie AND I've been known to do home delivery too lmao "FFS you can't even spell DADDY. | |||
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"Mon The Daddies!
pmsl..u better not be there before me rt....leave sum hotties for the rest of us
Early bird that gets the worm so set yer alarm as I'm up when the cock grows.
alarm set - and if all the daddies are taken, i'm getting a home delivery
I'm a daddie AND I've been known to do home delivery too lmao "yaaayyyyyyy! i have a weird shopping list - a few daddies, and urself from the egg/daddy aisle, tena lady, floor mops and of course - eggs | |||
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"Mon The Daddies!
pmsl..u better not be there before me rt....leave sum hotties for the rest of us
Early bird that gets the worm so set yer alarm as I'm up when the cock grows.
alarm set - and if all the daddies are taken, i'm getting a home delivery
I'm a daddie AND I've been known to do home delivery too lmao
yaaayyyyyyy! i have a weird shopping list - a few daddies, and urself from the egg/daddy aisle, tena lady, floor mops and of course - eggs "Don't forget bamboo shoots. | |||
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"Mon The Daddies!
pmsl..u better not be there before me rt....leave sum hotties for the rest of us
Early bird that gets the worm so set yer alarm as I'm up when the cock grows.
alarm set - and if all the daddies are taken, i'm getting a home delivery
I'm a daddie AND I've been known to do home delivery too lmao
yaaayyyyyyy! i have a weird shopping list - a few daddies, and urself from the egg/daddy aisle, tena lady, floor mops and of course - eggs
Don't forget bamboo shoots. "check | |||
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"Mon The Daddies!
pmsl..u better not be there before me rt....leave sum hotties for the rest of us
Early bird that gets the worm so set yer alarm as I'm up when the cock grows.
alarm set - and if all the daddies are taken, i'm getting a home delivery
I'm a daddie AND I've been known to do home delivery too lmao
yaaayyyyyyy! i have a weird shopping list - a few daddies, and urself from the egg/daddy aisle, tena lady, floor mops and of course - eggs
Don't forget bamboo shoots.
check "Free the Panda's , lets all protest , banners at Edinburgh , we can get hom out | |||
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"Mon The Daddies!
pmsl..u better not be there before me rt....leave sum hotties for the rest of us
Early bird that gets the worm so set yer alarm as I'm up when the cock grows.
alarm set - and if all the daddies are taken, i'm getting a home delivery
I'm a daddie AND I've been known to do home delivery too lmao
yaaayyyyyyy! i have a weird shopping list - a few daddies, and urself from the egg/daddy aisle, tena lady, floor mops and of course - eggs
Don't forget bamboo shoots.
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Free the Panda's , lets all protest , banners at Edinburgh , we can get hom out "Is that Ken Hom? He woks the wok, but he talk the talk? | |||
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"Mon The Daddies!
pmsl..u better not be there before me rt....leave sum hotties for the rest of us
Early bird that gets the worm so set yer alarm as I'm up when the cock grows.
alarm set - and if all the daddies are taken, i'm getting a home delivery
I'm a daddie AND I've been known to do home delivery too lmao
yaaayyyyyyy! i have a weird shopping list - a few daddies, and urself from the egg/daddy aisle, tena lady, floor mops and of course - eggs
Don't forget bamboo shoots.
check "Ok, got the tena lady, got floor wipes - out of mops, got eggs, didn't get bamboo shoots - they only sell them in morrisons in paisley and I'm NOT driving over there just for a panda | |||
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"Mon The Daddies!
pmsl..u better not be there before me rt....leave sum hotties for the rest of us
Early bird that gets the worm so set yer alarm as I'm up when the cock grows.
alarm set - and if all the daddies are taken, i'm getting a home delivery
I'm a daddie AND I've been known to do home delivery too lmao
yaaayyyyyyy! i have a weird shopping list - a few daddies, and urself from the egg/daddy aisle, tena lady, floor mops and of course - eggs
Don't forget bamboo shoots.
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Ok, got the tena lady, got floor wipes - out of mops, got eggs, didn't get bamboo shoots - they only sell them in morrisons in paisley and I'm NOT driving over there just for a panda "Not even for yer pal? | |||
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"Mon The Daddies!
pmsl..u better not be there before me rt....leave sum hotties for the rest of us
Early bird that gets the worm so set yer alarm as I'm up when the cock grows.
alarm set - and if all the daddies are taken, i'm getting a home delivery
I'm a daddie AND I've been known to do home delivery too lmao
yaaayyyyyyy! i have a weird shopping list - a few daddies, and urself from the egg/daddy aisle, tena lady, floor mops and of course - eggs
Don't forget bamboo shoots.
check
Ok, got the tena lady, got floor wipes - out of mops, got eggs, didn't get bamboo shoots - they only sell them in morrisons in paisley and I'm NOT driving over there just for a panda
Not even for yer pal?"I didn't think gollum ate bamboo | |||
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pmsl..u better not be there before me rt....leave sum hotties for the rest of us
Early bird that gets the worm so set yer alarm as I'm up when the cock grows.
alarm set - and if all the daddies are taken, i'm getting a home delivery
I'm a daddie AND I've been known to do home delivery too lmao
yaaayyyyyyy! i have a weird shopping list - a few daddies, and urself from the egg/daddy aisle, tena lady, floor mops and of course - eggs
Don't forget bamboo shoots.
check
Ok, got the tena lady, got floor wipes - out of mops, got eggs, didn't get bamboo shoots - they only sell them in morrisons in paisley and I'm NOT driving over there just for a panda "I live just round the corner from THAT morrisons - I'll pick up the bamboo | |||
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"Mon The Daddies!
pmsl..u better not be there before me rt....leave sum hotties for the rest of us
Early bird that gets the worm so set yer alarm as I'm up when the cock grows.
alarm set - and if all the daddies are taken, i'm getting a home delivery
I'm a daddie AND I've been known to do home delivery too lmao
yaaayyyyyyy! i have a weird shopping list - a few daddies, and urself from the egg/daddy aisle, tena lady, floor mops and of course - eggs
Don't forget bamboo shoots.
check
Ok, got the tena lady, got floor wipes - out of mops, got eggs, didn't get bamboo shoots - they only sell them in morrisons in paisley and I'm NOT driving over there just for a panda
I live just round the corner from THAT morrisons - I'll pick up the bamboo "Thank you
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"Mon The Daddies!
pmsl..u better not be there before me rt....leave sum hotties for the rest of us
Early bird that gets the worm so set yer alarm as I'm up when the cock grows.
alarm set - and if all the daddies are taken, i'm getting a home delivery
I'm a daddie AND I've been known to do home delivery too lmao
yaaayyyyyyy! i have a weird shopping list - a few daddies, and urself from the egg/daddy aisle, tena lady, floor mops and of course - eggs
Don't forget bamboo shoots.
check
Ok, got the tena lady, got floor wipes - out of mops, got eggs, didn't get bamboo shoots - they only sell them in morrisons in paisley and I'm NOT driving over there just for a panda
I live just round the corner from THAT morrisons - I'll pick up the bamboo
Thank you
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