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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

hello we have no cake

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

You better get to the shop then!

Hi, hope you enjoy the forums. Don't take anything seriously on here. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

thanx wow yu are gorjus with great legs too

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By *lyce in FunderlandWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

Ola monsieur et Madame

Xxxxxxx

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Thank you. Nice looking silhouette you have there x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hello we have no cake

Have you heard of Gregg's?

It's this way

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Hello

If you have no cake, get yourselves down to morrisons and buy some

Oh, if you see a stray panda in the veg aisle, pat his head and keep on walking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

not as nice as yours if only we were abit younger mmmm

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"hello we have no cake

A big tub of twiglets will suffice.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I will give you your induction shortly. Doing the meds at the moment....

Nurse Ratchett

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"not as nice as yours if only we were abit younger mmmm

Flattery will get you.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ok nurse no cake only biccies left

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"hello we have no cake

A big tub of twiglets will suffice.

Boak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boak "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

Enjoy the forums and ignore the nutters. That just leaves me to talk to then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Boak

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wot have you done to your arm silly bond sorry boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boak

wot have you done to your arm silly bond sorry boy

He broke it overdosing on wanking

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Hello and welcome to the forums... Have fun.....oh and I'm the quiet one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run while you have the chance they're all mad in here lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello and welcome to the forums... Have fun.....oh and I'm the quiet one

OMG Cutie...I can't believe you're still using that old gem

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By *lyce in FunderlandWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

Boak

wot have you done to your arm silly bond sorry boy

He broke it overdosing on wanking

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Hello and welcome to the forums... Have fun.....oh and I'm the quiet one

OMG Cutie...I can't believe you're still using that old gem

Shhh rox I'm trying to create a good impression

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello and welcome to the forums... Have fun.....oh and I'm the quiet one

OMG Cutie...I can't believe you're still using that old gem

Shhh rox I'm trying to create a good impression

Wouldn't bother, they don't have doughnuts

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

What!!! No doughnuts??? Omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What!!! No doughnuts??? Omg

OR cake

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"What!!! No doughnuts??? Omg

OR cake

Hasn't anyone told them the rules yet?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"What!!! No doughnuts??? Omg

OR cake

Or twiglets. And no boaking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me things they need to know the rules cause they bring no cake

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"What!!! No doughnuts??? Omg

OR cake

Or twiglets. And no boaking!

I don't mind twiglets with beer

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By *igeresslilly43Woman
over a year ago

west lothian

"Me things they need to know the rules cause they bring no cake

just made cupcakes to take back to work tomorrow. A made a few extra for all u lovely fabbers

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Aw mids... I lurves you

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By *igeresslilly43Woman
over a year ago

west lothian

"Aw mids... I lurves you

awww ta babes

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"What!!! No doughnuts??? Omg

OR cake

Or twiglets. And no boaking!

I don't mind twiglets with beer

You could be my dream woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me things they need to know the rules cause they bring no cake

just made cupcakes to take back to work tomorrow. A made a few extra for all u lovely fabbers

Be there in 10...yummmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boak

wot have you done to your arm silly bond sorry boy

Do I know you? No cake, no chat. Never mind trying to fool me with yer Meester Bawnd nonsense. I'm onto you.

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"What!!! No doughnuts??? Omg

OR cake

Or twiglets. And no boaking!

I don't mind twiglets with beer

You could be my dream woman!

Just could be?? Pfft I must be losing my touch

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Hello and welcome to Fab Dreamers Home for the Mentally Impaired (aka hoose for nutters).

Follow me to reception and you will be issued with your own white jacket with shiny buckles.

You have been allocated your own cell... Erm room, just down the hallway on the left. All rooms are padded err soundproofed so no one can hear you scream..I mean snore.

Meds are issued thrice daily at "whenever I can be arsed o'clock"

Any questions you have should be directed at someone who looks like they give a fook. Ie not me.

Enjoy your stay.

Nurse Ratchett

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"What!!! No doughnuts??? Omg

OR cake

Or twiglets. And no boaking!

I don't mind twiglets with beer

You could be my dream woman!

Just could be?? Pfft I must be losing my touch

Well, you do come from "the dark side"...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What!!! No doughnuts??? Omg

OR cake

Or twiglets. And no boaking!

I don't mind twiglets with beer

I'd fkn NEED beer to put a twiglet anywhere near my gob.

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Well, you do come from "the dark side"...!

Aw whys there no crying smilie when ya need it

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Well, you do come from "the dark side"...!

Aw whys there no crying smilie when ya need it

I know, there's just that wee sad face!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"What!!! No doughnuts??? Omg

OR cake

Or twiglets. And no boaking!

I don't mind twiglets with beer

I'd fkn NEED beer to put a twiglet anywhere near my gob. "

I would need a case of beer!!!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"What!!! No doughnuts??? Omg

OR cake

Or twiglets. And no boaking!

I don't mind twiglets with beer

I'd fkn NEED beer to put a twiglet anywhere near my gob.

I would need a case of beer!!! "

All the more twiglets for me (& Cutie!)

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

You are more than welcome to them Stu. I'll stick with munching nuts

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"You are more than welcome to them Stu. I'll stick with munching nuts

You can munch my nuts anytime....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are more than welcome to them Stu. I'll stick with munching nuts

You've got enough nuts on yer hands in here.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"You are more than welcome to them Stu. I'll stick with munching nuts

You've got enough nuts on yer hands in here. "

That's why I have an intravenous gin drip line in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Alky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alky

Ahh so not THAT new that you sussed that much.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We have been lurking for a while watching yo crazy peeps we love all of yuo guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have been lurking for a while watching yo crazy peeps we love all of yuo guys

Lurkers eh? Tells me a lot.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Alky

That's you struck off today's meds rounds!!!

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By *lyce in FunderlandWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Alky

That's you struck off today's meds rounds!!!

Do we have meds for "can't be arsedness" nurse ratchet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alky

That's you struck off today's meds rounds!!!

Do we have meds for "can't be arsedness" nurse ratchet lol"

Pmsl. Nah just last nights empties.

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Nurse ratchet stop running away with the key to my cell sorry i mean room and i need more cream doughnuts

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Nurse ratchet stop running away with the key to my cell sorry i mean room and i need more cream doughnuts

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Well more cream anyway

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