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"Anyone noticed how peaceful & quiet it is on a Sunday morning. The sun is shining, the coffee is percolating nicely & the aroma drifting through the house, there's a McMuffin brekkie waiting for me, chill tunes playing, and so far not a Panda in sight. Whoohoo! "that sounds ideal! sum fecker out the back has been cutting their grass since 8am here  | |||
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"Anyone noticed how peaceful & quiet it is on a Sunday morning. The sun is shining, the coffee is percolating nicely & the aroma drifting through the house, there's a McMuffin brekkie waiting for me, chill tunes playing, and so far not a Panda in sight. Whoohoo!
that sounds ideal! sum fecker out the back has been cutting their grass since 8am here "Awwwww MD, come over and sit here, my chair is far more comfortable than a step | |||
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"Anyone noticed how peaceful & quiet it is on a Sunday morning. The sun is shining, the coffee is percolating nicely & the aroma drifting through the house, there's a McMuffin brekkie waiting for me, chill tunes playing, and so far not a Panda in sight. Whoohoo!
that sounds ideal! sum fecker out the back has been cutting their grass since 8am here
Awwwww MD, come over and sit here, my chair is far more comfortable than a step "be there in 15 mins! or 10 - its a Sunday, nae traffic | |||
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"Anyone noticed how peaceful & quiet it is on a Sunday morning. The sun is shining, the coffee is percolating nicely & the aroma drifting through the house, there's a McMuffin brekkie waiting for me, chill tunes playing, and so far not a Panda in sight. Whoohoo!
that sounds ideal! sum fecker out the back has been cutting their grass since 8am here
Awwwww MD, come over and sit here, my chair is far more comfortable than a step "Oh don't sit on the step - it can give you piles doing that!!!  | |||
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"I know what you mean Andy,i love getting up on a sunday morning before everyone else ..house all quiet radio on and that first cup of coffee is just hesven when the suns out and ur sitting on your decking as the birds twitter all around you is sheer bliss ahhhhhhh .... "It's the distinct lack of pandas too | |||
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"Anyone noticed how peaceful & quiet it is on a Sunday morning. The sun is shining, the coffee is percolating nicely & the aroma drifting through the house, there's a McMuffin brekkie waiting for me, chill tunes playing, and so far not a Panda in sight. Whoohoo!
that sounds ideal! sum fecker out the back has been cutting their grass since 8am here
Awwwww MD, come over and sit here, my chair is far more comfortable than a step
be there in 15 mins! or 10 - its a Sunday, nae traffic "Ok, raspberry jam or just butter on the toast? | |||
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"Anyone noticed how peaceful & quiet it is on a Sunday morning. The sun is shining, the coffee is percolating nicely & the aroma drifting through the house, there's a McMuffin brekkie waiting for me, chill tunes playing, and so far not a Panda in sight. Whoohoo!
that sounds ideal! sum fecker out the back has been cutting their grass since 8am here
Awwwww MD, come over and sit here, my chair is far more comfortable than a step
Oh don't sit on the step - it can give you piles doing that!!!
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"Anyone noticed how peaceful & quiet it is on a Sunday morning. The sun is shining, the coffee is percolating nicely & the aroma drifting through the house, there's a McMuffin brekkie waiting for me, chill tunes playing, and so far not a Panda in sight. Whoohoo!
Awwwww MD, come over and sit here, my chair is far more comfortable than a step
Oh don't sit on the step - it can give you piles doing that!!!
"Oh you don't want those. They're very painful. Well, so I'm told. A x | |||
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"Anyone noticed how peaceful & quiet it is on a Sunday morning. The sun is shining, the coffee is percolating nicely & the aroma drifting through the house, there's a McMuffin brekkie waiting for me, chill tunes playing, and so far not a Panda in sight. Whoohoo!
that sounds ideal! sum fecker out the back has been cutting their grass since 8am here
Awwwww MD, come over and sit here, my chair is far more comfortable than a step
be there in 15 mins! or 10 - its a Sunday, nae traffic
Ok, raspberry jam or just butter on the toast? "Oooooo, can i have butter and jam please  | |||
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"Anyone noticed how peaceful & quiet it is on a Sunday morning. The sun is shining, the coffee is percolating nicely & the aroma drifting through the house, there's a McMuffin brekkie waiting for me, chill tunes playing, and so far not a Panda in sight. Whoohoo!
that sounds ideal! sum fecker out the back has been cutting their grass since 8am here
Awwwww MD, come over and sit here, my chair is far more comfortable than a step
be there in 15 mins! or 10 - its a Sunday, nae traffic
Ok, raspberry jam or just butter on the toast?
Oooooo, can i have butter and jam please "Of course you can, just put a couple of slices of bread in the toaster for you - luckily I don't have to toast any bamboo today | |||
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"Anyone noticed how peaceful & quiet it is on a Sunday morning. The sun is shining, the coffee is percolating nicely & the aroma drifting through the house, there's a McMuffin brekkie waiting for me, chill tunes playing, and so far not a Panda in sight. Whoohoo!
that sounds ideal! sum fecker out the back has been cutting their grass since 8am here
Awwwww MD, come over and sit here, my chair is far more comfortable than a step
be there in 15 mins! or 10 - its a Sunday, nae traffic
Ok, raspberry jam or just butter on the toast?
Oooooo, can i have butter and jam please
Of course you can, just put a couple of slices of bread in the toaster for you - luckily I don't have to toast any bamboo today "lol never seen a bamboo toaster. I'm intrigued!  | |||
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"Anyone noticed how peaceful & quiet it is on a Sunday morning. The sun is shining, the coffee is percolating nicely & the aroma drifting through the house, there's a McMuffin brekkie waiting for me, chill tunes playing, and so far not a Panda in sight. Whoohoo!
that sounds ideal! sum fecker out the back has been cutting their grass since 8am here
Awwwww MD, come over and sit here, my chair is far more comfortable than a step
be there in 15 mins! or 10 - its a Sunday, nae traffic
Ok, raspberry jam or just butter on the toast?
Oooooo, can i have butter and jam please
Of course you can, just put a couple of slices of bread in the toaster for you - luckily I don't have to toast any bamboo today
lol never seen a bamboo toaster. I'm intrigued! "They sell them in morrisons in paisley I'm led to believe | |||
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"Ok I'm up to speed on this. Thankyou. So the Pandas are not in the zoo? They've been deported for not having the right visa? Is that about right? A x" They are in their inside enclosure - playing with self tan hand lotion no doubt | |||
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"Anyone noticed how peaceful & quiet it is on a Sunday morning. The sun is shining, the coffee is percolating nicely & the aroma drifting through the house, there's a McMuffin brekkie waiting for me, chill tunes playing, and so far not a Panda in sight. Whoohoo!
that sounds ideal! sum fecker out the back has been cutting their grass since 8am here
Awwwww MD, come over and sit here, my chair is far more comfortable than a step
be there in 15 mins! or 10 - its a Sunday, nae traffic
Ok, raspberry jam or just butter on the toast?
Oooooo, can i have butter and jam please
Of course you can, just put a couple of slices of bread in the toaster for you - luckily I don't have to toast any bamboo today
lol never seen a bamboo toaster. I'm intrigued!
They sell them in morrisons in paisley I'm led to believe "och that's too far tae drive on a Sunday fur a swaetch! | |||
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Better spelling at least "Oh I can't stand those mails & posts with text speak. I don't understand the need for it. It just encourages children to be lazy with spelling so I don't allow mine to use it. I'd send mind to the naughty step if I caught them sending text speak messages. A x | |||
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"Anyone noticed how peaceful & quiet it is on a Sunday morning. The sun is shining, the coffee is percolating nicely & the aroma drifting through the house, there's a McMuffin brekkie waiting for me, chill tunes playing, and so far not a Panda in sight. Whoohoo!
that sounds ideal! sum fecker out the back has been cutting their grass since 8am here
Awwwww MD, come over and sit here, my chair is far more comfortable than a step
be there in 15 mins! or 10 - its a Sunday, nae traffic
Ok, raspberry jam or just butter on the toast?
Oooooo, can i have butter and jam please
Of course you can, just put a couple of slices of bread in the toaster for you - luckily I don't have to toast any bamboo today
lol never seen a bamboo toaster. I'm intrigued!
They sell them in morrisons in paisley I'm led to believe
och that's too far tae drive on a Sunday fur a swaetch! "Good job we don't need to toast any bamboo then lol | |||
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Better spelling at least
Oh I can't stand those mails & posts with text speak. I don't understand the need for it. It just encourages children to be lazy with spelling so I don't allow mine to use it. I'd send mind to the naughty step if I caught them sending text speak messages.
A x"Good for you Ali. A girl after my own heart. | |||
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"Everyone's post is so easy to read
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Better spelling at least
Oh I can't stand those mails & posts with text speak. I don't understand the need for it. It just encourages children to be lazy with spelling so I don't allow mine to use it. I'd send mind to the naughty step if I caught them sending text speak messages.
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"Ok I'm up to speed on this. Thankyou. So the Pandas are not in the zoo? They've been deported for not having the right visa? Is that about right? A x They are in their inside enclosure - playing with self tan hand lotion no doubt " | |||
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"I don't like anything that eats shoots & leaves. A x" Pmsl. Watch out for the guys on here then Ali. There's some really bad spellers, some Pandas with piles & a lot of tiny pistols. Lol! | |||
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"I do hope panda boy isn't banned after last night... "yep for 48 hours... | |||
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"Feels like someones missing, can't think who though "Shh just languish in the peacefulness. Shall we call the masseuse in now? | |||
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"Heads on desks now children? Lol. A x"  mao. I remember that from primary school. | |||
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"I do hope panda boy isn't banned after last night... yep for 48 hours... "that's not right. | |||
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"Feels like someones missing, can't think who though
Shh just languish in the peacefulness. Shall we call the masseuse in now? "Great thinking......lying naked waiting | |||
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"So, it won't be like Beetlejuice, where we say his name too many times and he appears? "well if we keep saying it for 48 hours then he will... | |||
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"Feels like someones missing, can't think who though
Shh just languish in the peacefulness. Shall we call the masseuse in now?
Great thinking......lying naked waiting "How fit do we want the masseuse? Lightly fit, medium fit or well fit? Heehee! | |||
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"Feels like someones missing, can't think who though
Shh just languish in the peacefulness. Shall we call the masseuse in now?
Great thinking......lying naked waiting
How fit do we want the masseuse? Lightly fit, medium fit or well fit? Heehee!"How can you even ask such a question ....well fit of course | |||
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"Feels like someones missing, can't think who though
Shh just languish in the peacefulness. Shall we call the masseuse in now?
Great thinking......lying naked waiting
How fit do we want the masseuse? Lightly fit, medium fit or well fit? Heehee!
How can you even ask such a question ....well fit of course " | |||
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"am thinking in doing a cycle ride 2 maybe well govan then into city what you think " You should be fine. Pandas have been cleared from the cycle path Kilty. | |||
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"am thinking in doing a cycle ride 2 maybe well govan then into city what you think " Assume you're feeling a lot better? | |||
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"Oil or lotion? There's always foam or even hot rocks. " Oil and hot cocks.....I mean rocks  | |||
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"Oil or lotion? There's always foam or even hot rocks. Oil and hot cocks.....I mean rocks "I may try the hot rocks & cocks combo. I hear its especially relaxing if done the right way. Lol! | |||
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"am thinking in doing a cycle ride 2 maybe well govan then into city what you think You should be fine. Pandas have been cleared from the cycle path Kilty. " Just watch out for the lurking Pandas in the long grass. | |||
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"Oil or lotion? There's always foam or even hot rocks. Oil and hot cocks.....I mean rocks
I may try the hot rocks & cocks combo. I hear its especially relaxing if done the right way. Lol!
"Well I want massaged first...poor guy will be in tatters when you're finished with him
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"Oil or lotion? There's always foam or even hot rocks. Oil and hot cocks.....I mean rocks
I may try the hot rocks & cocks combo. I hear its especially relaxing if done the right way. Lol!
Well I want massaged first...poor guy will be in tatters when you're finished with him
"THE guy??? I'm ordering in BULK! | |||
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"Anyone noticed how peaceful & quiet it is on a Sunday morning. The sun is shining, the coffee is percolating nicely & the aroma drifting through the house, there's a McMuffin brekkie waiting for me, chill tunes playing, and so far not a Panda in sight. Whoohoo!
that sounds ideal! sum fecker out the back has been cutting their grass since 8am here "I know where ur coming from as the seagulls at mine where out on the piss last night and where feckin singing on the way home the bastards they r ring there feckin necks if I can them | |||
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"Oil or lotion? There's always foam or even hot rocks. Oil and hot cocks.....I mean rocks
I may try the hot rocks & cocks combo. I hear its especially relaxing if done the right way. Lol!
Well I want massaged first...poor guy will be in tatters when you're finished with him
THE guy??? I'm ordering in BULK!"Hunks in bulk!! I like your thinking | |||
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"we would like to say that the panda guy will be sorly missed . we think he is the best thing in these forums for years .he is so funny and gen ,at least hes honest and dosnt hide behind fake personality hope he is back soon panda guy we love you" I agree, had some of the best laughs in ages. Now come and join me in the queue for Nurse Rat shits medication | |||
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"we would like to say that the panda guy will be sorly missed . we think he is the best thing in these forums for years .he is so funny and gen ,at least hes honest and dosnt hide behind fake personality hope he is back soon panda guy we love you" +1 I didn't like what was going on last night, and I'm surprised he got the naughty step, unless something more happened after I went to bed.  | |||
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"we would like to say that the panda guy will be sorly missed . we think he is the best thing in these forums for years .he is so funny and gen ,at least hes honest and dosnt hide behind fake personality hope he is back soon panda guy we love you I agree, had some of the best laughs in ages. Now come and join me in the queue for Nurse Rat shits medication "I think we should all skip our meds, in his honour! | |||
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"hey stu nice ass "Thanks, it's my best side! | |||
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"your a funny man nearly as funny as panda guy" Noooooo! Nobody comes close! | |||
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"What's he gone and done now? "He got banned for posting a pic of a female panda using a CK one bottle as a sex toy.... | |||
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"What's he gone and done now?
He got banned for posting a pic of a female panda using a CK one bottle as a sex toy.... "stupid bhoy lol | |||
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"Ok I've obviously missed what's been happening could one of you lovely forumites please pm me n fill me in "Me too please I'm lost lol xx | |||
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"He is on the naughty step
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"He is on the naughty step
I miss him
I don't. He's lurking. "Yes I have had him in my ear but I miss him on here | |||
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"He is on the naughty step
I miss him
I don't. He's lurking.
Yes I have had him in my ear but I miss him on here "Eeeeew! | |||
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"He is on the naughty step
I miss him
I don't. He's lurking.
Yes I have had him in my ear but I miss him on here
Eeeeew!"He was nibbling my neck earlier | |||
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"He is on the naughty step
I miss him
I don't. He's lurking.
Yes I have had him in my ear but I miss him on here
Eeeeew!
He was nibbling my neck earlier "Eeeew Eeeew Eeeew! | |||
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"He is on the naughty step
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I don't. He's lurking.
Yes I have had him in my ear but I miss him on here
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"The panda is in hi enclosure playing with the self tan hand cream, plotting his next take over move, chomping on bamboo, lurking and watching u all like a hawk on his CCTV. He will be waiting for us all - he told me so lol "You talk Panda???? | |||
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"The panda is in hi enclosure playing with the self tan hand cream, plotting his next take over move, chomping on bamboo, lurking and watching u all like a hawk on his CCTV. He will be waiting for us all - he told me so lol
You talk Panda????
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"The panda is in hi enclosure playing with the self tan hand cream, plotting his next take over move, chomping on bamboo, lurking and watching u all like a hawk on his CCTV. He will be waiting for us all - he told me so lol
You talk Panda????
I can read and write panda but can't speak it "I thought only Pandas could write in Pandanese?  | |||
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"The panda is in hi enclosure playing with the self tan hand cream, plotting his next take over move, chomping on bamboo, lurking and watching u all like a hawk on his CCTV. He will be waiting for us all - he told me so lol
You talk Panda????
I can read and write panda but can't speak it
I thought only Pandas could write in Pandanese? "Is that what spelling mistakes are are called?? | |||
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"The panda is in hi enclosure playing with the self tan hand cream, plotting his next take over move, chomping on bamboo, lurking and watching u all like a hawk on his CCTV. He will be waiting for us all - he told me so lol "We have plans underway to halt his forum domination....  | |||
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"The panda is in hi enclosure playing with the self tan hand cream, plotting his next take over move, chomping on bamboo, lurking and watching u all like a hawk on his CCTV. He will be waiting for us all - he told me so lol
We have plans underway to halt his forum domination.... "I'm way too busy to take over his duties. Lol! | |||
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"The panda is in hi enclosure playing with the self tan hand cream, plotting his next take over move, chomping on bamboo, lurking and watching u all like a hawk on his CCTV. He will be waiting for us all - he told me so lol
We have plans underway to halt his forum domination....
I'm way too busy to take over his duties. Lol!"Are u attempting to break other wrist with a wankathon  that's time consuming | |||
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"The panda is in hi enclosure playing with the self tan hand cream, plotting his next take over move, chomping on bamboo, lurking and watching u all like a hawk on his CCTV. He will be waiting for us all - he told me so lol
We have plans underway to halt his forum domination....
I'm way too busy to take over his duties. Lol!
Are u attempting to break other wrist with a wankathon that's time consuming "I thought I was the only one who knew!!!! | |||
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"The panda is in hi enclosure playing with the self tan hand cream, plotting his next take over move, chomping on bamboo, lurking and watching u all like a hawk on his CCTV. He will be waiting for us all - he told me so lol
You talk Panda????
I can read and write panda but can't speak it
I thought only Pandas could write in Pandanese?
Is that what spelling mistakes are are called?? "Yes, didn't you know? | |||
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"The panda is in hi enclosure playing with the self tan hand cream, plotting his next take over move, chomping on bamboo, lurking and watching u all like a hawk on his CCTV. He will be waiting for us all - he told me so lol
We have plans underway to halt his forum domination....
I'm way too busy to take over his duties. Lol!
Are u attempting to break other wrist with a wankathon that's time consuming "He cums wayyyy to quickly for it to consume much of his time | |||
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"The panda is in hi enclosure playing with the self tan hand cream, plotting his next take over move, chomping on bamboo, lurking and watching u all like a hawk on his CCTV. He will be waiting for us all - he told me so lol
We have plans underway to halt his forum domination....
I'm way too busy to take over his duties. Lol!
Are u attempting to break other wrist with a wankathon that's time consuming
He cums wayyyy to quickly for it to consume much of his time "Don't be ridiculous - I have people who do that for me! | |||
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