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By *ackiekenny two OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hey im kenny nice to know who ever you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome hope you have brought the cake with you cause most off us like it , me the sane one m8

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By *ackiekenny two OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Thanks and whay or whos cake and sane whats that these days lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't listen to him I'm the sane quiet 1 watch out for the man with the white bum lol

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Don't listen to any of them if they say they are quiet or sane cos it's all lies!!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't listen to any those woman , I' am defo the same one on here

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By *ackiekenny two OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Take it easy lol and im the sane one n whos got the white bum lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run and get out now while you still can because if Bru catches you you're doomed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PS welcome, did you bring cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"PS welcome, did you bring cake?"

I did ask him and mentioned he would need a lot he he

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By *ackiekenny two OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Cant run at this time to early and what kind of cake have i to get

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Watch oot for ratshit

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Hi, newbie. X

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By *ackiekenny two OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hi there x

and who

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Hello and welcome to the madness.... I prefer doughnuts... Oh and I'm really the quiet one

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Hi there x

and who "

Who what, am I?

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By *ackiekenny two OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Thanks and its the quiet ones you have to watch and i prefer them aswell lol

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Hi there x

and who

Who what, am I? "

Well we know your not the quiet one

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By *ackiekenny two OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Hi there x

and who

Who what, am I? "

The who was an ans to the post above yours lol

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By *ackiekenny two OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

And what makes you think that lol

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Hi there x

and who

Who what, am I?

The who was an ans to the post above yours lol "

Sorry I will leave you to it then

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By *ackiekenny two OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Carry on my heads hurting here gettong lost keeping up lol

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"And what makes you think that lol "

He means nurse ratchet.... Don't let her hear you calling her ratshit or she withholds your meds I'm sure she will be along once she gets up to tell you the rules

Oh and try to quote who your talking to to save confusing us poor inmates

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By *ackiekenny two OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"And what makes you think that lol

He means nurse ratchet.... Don't let her hear you calling her ratshit or she withholds your meds I'm sure she will be along once she gets up to tell you the rules

Oh and try to quote who your talking to to save confusing us poor inmates "

thanks and ooopps lol and cant wait to be told the rules haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning. Where's the cake? I heard there was cake?

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By *lyce and Mister MCouple
over a year ago

Falkirk

cake..... Chocolate????

Hello. Xx

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Hello kenny

Newbies ALWAYS bring the cakes (kk doughnuts for cutie). It's the rules

Not one of us is quiet/sane/intelligent - we are all a little daft/loud/crazy - hence why we have nurse ratshit doling out the meds regularly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Not one of us is quiet/sane/intelligent - we are all a little daft/loud/crazy - hence why we have nurse ratshit doling out the meds regularly "

Excuse me, don't tar us all with the same brush, I am quiet, except when being pounded with a hard cock, sane and intelligent thank you very much.

Stomps off in a strop.

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By *ackiekenny two OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"cake..... Chocolate????

Hello. Xx "

mmmm nice

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Hard to believe, i know...

But there are still a few sensible ones here....

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By *ackiekenny two OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Hello kenny

Newbies ALWAYS bring the cakes (kk doughnuts for cutie). It's the rules

Not one of us is quiet/sane/intelligent - we are all a little daft/loud/crazy - hence why we have nurse ratshit doling out the meds regularly "

Lol what have i got myself into then

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By *ackiekenny two OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Excuse me, don't tar us all with the same brush, I am quiet, except when being pounded with a hard cock, sane and intelligent thank you very much.

Lol sounds great im kinda shy untill the fun starts

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By *ackiekenny two OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Hard to believe, i know...

But there are still a few sensible ones here...."

honest wherr are they then as by sounds of thongs you all sound good people with random madness cant beat it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Lol what have i got myself into then "

I did warn you but you never listened, why do men never listen!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hard to believe, i know...

But there are still a few sensible ones here....

honest wherr are they then as by sounds of thongs you all sound good people with random madness cant beat it "

Erm, me, I'm one, honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mornin all i have a stick bun is that the same

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Hey im kenny nice to know who ever you are "

Hi Kenny!! I've not been sane since I joined Fabs

Welcome...say hi in the UK forums too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Not one of us is quiet/sane/intelligent - we are all a little daft/loud/crazy - hence why we have nurse ratshit doling out the meds regularly

Excuse me, don't tar us all with the same brush, I am quiet, except when being pounded with a hard cock, sane and intelligent thank you very much.

Stomps off in a strop. "

She must be the moody one. Get her some Meds.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

[Removed by poster at 02/06/13 09:16:28]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hard to believe, i know...

But there are still a few sensible ones here....

honest wherr are they then as by sounds of thongs you all sound good people with random madness cant beat it "

Excuse me - random's mad?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"

Not one of us is quiet/sane/intelligent - we are all a little daft/loud/crazy - hence why we have nurse ratshit doling out the meds regularly

Excuse me, don't tar us all with the same brush, I am quiet, except when being pounded with a hard cock, sane and intelligent thank you very much.

Stomps off in a strop. "

I did say a little not totally

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Hard to believe, i know...

But there are still a few sensible ones here....

honest wherr are they then as by sounds of thongs you all sound good people with random madness cant beat it

Excuse me - random's mad? "

Yes, scot told me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hard to believe, i know...

But there are still a few sensible ones here....

honest wherr are they then as by sounds of thongs you all sound good people with random madness cant beat it

Excuse me - random's mad?

Yes, scot told me "

Which Scot?

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Hard to believe, i know...

But there are still a few sensible ones here....

honest wherr are they then as by sounds of thongs you all sound good people with random madness cant beat it

Excuse me - random's mad? "

Your right he really is but shh don't tell him x

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Hard to believe, i know...

But there are still a few sensible ones here....

honest wherr are they then as by sounds of thongs you all sound good people with random madness cant beat it

Excuse me - random's mad?

Yes, scot told me

Which Scot? "

The other scot told me random is mad, randy is horny and scot number1 is daft

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By *limcWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hi, I'm really the quiet one.

A x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hard to believe, i know...

But there are still a few sensible ones here....

honest wherr are they then as by sounds of thongs you all sound good people with random madness cant beat it

Excuse me - random's mad?

Yes, scot told me

Which Scot?

The other scot told me random is mad, randy is horny and scot number1 is daft "

It's all lies.

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Hi, I'm really the quiet one.

A x"

Hey Alimc

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Hard to believe, i know...

But there are still a few sensible ones here....

honest wherr are they then as by sounds of thongs you all sound good people with random madness cant beat it

Excuse me - random's mad?

Yes, scot told me

Which Scot?

The other scot told me random is mad, randy is horny and scot number1 is daft

It's all lies. "

That's what they said you'd say lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hard to believe, i know...

But there are still a few sensible ones here....

honest wherr are they then as by sounds of thongs you all sound good people with random madness cant beat it

Excuse me - random's mad?

Your right he really is but shh don't tell him x"

Like you'd know.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Hi, I'm really the quiet one.

A x"

Ali, did you bring cakes?

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By *limcWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Hi, I'm really the quiet one.

A x

Hey Alimc "

Hi Mrs fun

Nice bum.

A x

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By *limcWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Hi, I'm really the quiet one.

A x

Ali, did you bring cakes? "

I've been told to bring buns.

Did I do the right thing?

A x

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Hi, I'm really the quiet one.

A x

Hey Alimc

Hi Mrs fun

Nice bum.

A x"

Thanks, don't worry I brought the buns of steel, right here!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Hi, I'm really the quiet one.

A x

Ali, did you bring cakes?

I've been told to bring buns.

Did I do the right thing?

A x"

Buns will keep me happy, not sure about randyt lol

Nice to see you Ali.

Bru will say hello tomorrow night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, I'm really the quiet one.

A x

Ali, did you bring cakes?

I've been told to bring buns.

Did I do the right thing?

A x"

Hi Ali.

I like buns. Cream buns.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Hi, I'm really the quiet one.

A x

Hey Alimc

Hi Mrs fun

Nice bum.

A x

Thanks, don't worry I brought the buns of steel, right here! "

It is a great bum isn't it Ali

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Hi, I'm really the quiet one.

A x

Ali, did you bring cakes?

I've been told to bring buns.

Did I do the right thing?

A x

Hi Ali.

I like buns. Cream buns.

"

Cream or creamed buns? Lol

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By *limcWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"

I like buns. Cream buns.

"

So I heard

A x

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By *limcWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"

Thanks, don't worry I brought the buns of steel, right here!

It is a great bum isn't it Ali "

It's really nice considering I'm not that way inclined.

A x

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"

Thanks, don't worry I brought the buns of steel, right here!

It is a great bum isn't it Ali

It's really nice considering I'm not that way inclined.

A x"

I am lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Thanks, don't worry I brought the buns of steel, right here!

It is a great bum isn't it Ali

It's really nice considering I'm not that way inclined.

A x

I am lol. "

I KNEW you were a bun man.

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"

Thanks, don't worry I brought the buns of steel, right here!

It is a great bum isn't it Ali

It's really nice considering I'm not that way inclined.

A x"

Don't worry I know your not x

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"

Thanks, don't worry I brought the buns of steel, right here!

It is a great bum isn't it Ali

It's really nice considering I'm not that way inclined.

A x

I am lol.

I KNEW you were a bun man. "

Yes, just not your buns

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Right you rowdy lot, back to your rooms NOW!!!

Randt, stop trying to suck the battery acid from the tv remote.

Hello Kenny and welcome to Fab Dreamers Home for the Mentally Impaired (aka hoose for nutters).

Follow me to reception and you willbe issued with your own white jacket with shiny buckles.

You have been allocated your own cell... Erm room, just down the hallway on the left. All rooms are padded err soundproofed so no one can hear you scream..I mean snore.

Meds are issued thrice daily at "whenever I can be arsed o'clock"

Any questions you have should be directed at someone who looks lije they give a fook. Ie not me.

Enjoy your stat.

Nurse Ratchett

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

hi kenny and welcome ..have fun xxxx

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By *limcWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"

Thanks, don't worry I brought the buns of steel, right here!

It is a great bum isn't it Ali

It's really nice considering I'm not that way inclined.

A x

Don't worry I know your not x"

Thanks. I was told you're the only sane one in here.

A x

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"

Thanks, don't worry I brought the buns of steel, right here!

It is a great bum isn't it Ali

It's really nice considering I'm not that way inclined.

A x

Don't worry I know your not x

Thanks. I was told you're the only sane one in here.

A x"

Sometimes I think I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Thanks, don't worry I brought the buns of steel, right here!

It is a great bum isn't it Ali

It's really nice considering I'm not that way inclined.

A x

I am lol.

I KNEW you were a bun man.

Yes, just not your buns "

You didn't say that when we met for brekkie. It was "oh Randy grab my ass. Grope it. Have a good feel. "

Pfft!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"

Thanks, don't worry I brought the buns of steel, right here!

It is a great bum isn't it Ali

It's really nice considering I'm not that way inclined.

A x

I am lol.

I KNEW you were a bun man.

Yes, just not your buns

You didn't say that when we met for brekkie. It was "oh Randy grab my ass. Grope it. Have a good feel. "

Pfft! "

Did I say I wanted YOUR buns??

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Welcome, and forget the cake, bring crisps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Thanks, don't worry I brought the buns of steel, right here!

It is a great bum isn't it Ali

It's really nice considering I'm not that way inclined.

A x

I am lol.

I KNEW you were a bun man.

Yes, just not your buns

You didn't say that when we met for brekkie. It was "oh Randy grab my ass. Grope it. Have a good feel. "

Pfft!

Did I say I wanted YOUR buns?? "

Everytime you mail me.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"

Thanks, don't worry I brought the buns of steel, right here!

It is a great bum isn't it Ali

It's really nice considering I'm not that way inclined.

A x

I am lol.

I KNEW you were a bun man.

Yes, just not your buns

You didn't say that when we met for brekkie. It was "oh Randy grab my ass. Grope it. Have a good feel. "

Pfft!

Did I say I wanted YOUR buns??

Everytime you mail me. "

Cheeky begger lol

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By *ackiekenny two OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Right you rowdy lot, back to your rooms NOW!!!

Randt, stop trying to suck the battery acid from the tv remote.

Hello Kenny and welcome to Fab Dreamers Home for the Mentally Impaired (aka hoose for nutters).

Follow me to reception and you willbe issued with your own white jacket with shiny buckles.

You have been allocated your own cell... Erm room, just down the hallway on the left. All rooms are padded err soundproofed so no one can hear you scream..I mean snore.

Meds are issued thrice daily at "whenever I can be arsed o'clock"

Any questions you have should be directed at someone who looks lije they give a fook. Ie not me.

Enjoy your stat.

Nurse Ratchett"

thanks nurse can i get med the now as out at the back of one and got a very sore head lol

ooo and never know i could enjoy one of your cells that no one will hear me i say bring it on lol

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By *ackiekenny two OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Just got the cakes there got a couple left anyone want another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Mr Newbie, hope you have lots of fun in the nuthoose.

Any problems come and see me...I'm the kind and caring one

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By *ackiekenny two OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Morning Mr Newbie, hope you have lots of fun in the nuthoose.

Any problems come and see me...I'm the kind and caring one "

thanks but im not in your age range so can mail you lol so if thats caring then im fluckerd lol

And fingers crossed to the lots of fun aswell but jist need to take time and see how things go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got the cakes there got a couple left anyone want another "

No thank you, I've spent the morning baking so I have plenty of my own.

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By *ackiekenny two OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

No thank you, I've spent the morning baking so I have plenty of my own.

Stick then missy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Mr Newbie, hope you have lots of fun in the nuthoose.

Any problems come and see me...I'm the kind and caring one

thanks but im not in your age range so can mail you lol so if thats caring then im fluckerd lol

And fingers crossed to the lots of fun aswell but jist need to take time and see how things go "

Exceptions to every rule

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By *ackiekenny two OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Exceptions to every rule

really sounds intresting can i be one then please haha

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