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By *lyce and Mister M OP   Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

My front door has been squeeky, no wd40 so used lube and olive oil..... Bingo no squeek!

Plus I fixed the door handle!

A year ago I could barely tighten a screw, divorce has taught me well lol

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

I used bepanthen cream to stop my windows squeaking worked a treat

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By *lyce and Mister M OP   Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

I have that too! Cheers will know for next time lol!!

I'll be a domestic goddess one day lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My front door has been squeeky, no wd40 so used lube and olive oil..... Bingo no squeek!

Plus I fixed the door handle!

A year ago I could barely tighten a screw, divorce has taught me well lol

"

Now don't do a Bru & try WD40 on yer dildo Alyce. Heehee!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Here's betting the olive oil wisnae virgin...

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By *lyce and Mister M OP   Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

LOL it wasn't Virgin.... Its used like a bitch lol!!!

me, dildo, no idea what you mean

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Oh, high five girl!

I love being single and being able to do most of things around the house a man can do

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Oh, high five girl!

I love being single and being able to do most of things around the house a man can do "

Can you pee all over the bathroom floor when sober?

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By *lyce and Mister M OP   Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Oh, high five girl!

I love being single and being able to do most of things around the house a man can do

Can you pee all over the bathroom floor when sober? "

Often lol

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Oh, high five girl!

I love being single and being able to do most of things around the house a man can do

Can you pee all over the bathroom floor when sober?

Often lol"

You win....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, high five girl!

I love being single and being able to do most of things around the house a man can do

Can you pee all over the bathroom floor when sober?

Often lol"

Just don't pee all over yer mobile to make you think of yer pay phone at the bottom of yer flat then.

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"My front door has been squeeky, no wd40 so used lube and olive oil..... Bingo no squeek!

Plus I fixed the door handle!

A year ago I could barely tighten a screw, divorce has taught me well lol

"

Girl Power!

I like doing odd jobs in the house. Which is lucky because everything breaks when Mr goes away x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Buy a drill chick.... Far superior!!

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By *lyce and Mister M OP   Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

Ooooh a drill lol, dangerous

I have the bf but he works nights and isn't here a lot so I gotta learn!!!

RT my mobile is banned from the loo since it fell in bath once!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"

I like doing odd jobs in the house. "

My house has a special room for doing them....

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"

I like doing odd jobs in the house.

My house has a special room for doing them.... "

Right that made me laugh uncontrollably! Just my sense of humour

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well a man wouldn't use WD40 and olive oil on hinge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fixed my toilet yesterday - prob saved a fortune on getting a plumber out.

And when we were renovating the house I laid all the laminate flooring upstairs

As my cousin said the other day 'John is worse than a man down' lolol

L xx

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