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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A freind said to me he had tried prostate massage, but afterwards had bad wind,

Is my freind doing it properly. he Said he followed the instructions on Google to the letter, even holding phone and reading instructions as he performed the manoeuvre

But still had bad wind particularly when sleeping

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"A freind said to me he had tried prostate massage, but afterwards had bad wind,

Is my freind doing it properly. he Said he followed the instructions on Google to the letter, even holding phone and reading instructions as he performed the manoeuvre

But still had bad wind particularly when sleeping "

As long as your "friend" doesn't follow through on the sheets, or you'll have to wash them yourself. Or your friend will....

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"A freind said to me he had tried prostate massage, but afterwards had bad wind,

Is my freind doing it properly. he Said he followed the instructions on Google to the letter, even holding phone and reading instructions as he performed the manoeuvre

But still had bad wind particularly when sleeping

As long as your "friend" doesn't follow through on the sheets, or you'll have to wash them yourself. Or your friend will.... "

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A freind said to me he had tried prostate massage, but afterwards had bad wind,

Is my freind doing it properly. he Said he followed the instructions on Google to the letter, even holding phone and reading instructions as he performed the manoeuvre

But still had bad wind particularly when sleeping "
lol

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Maybe the vibration was just working the wind out of you erm friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A freind said to me he had tried prostate massage, but afterwards had bad wind,

Is my freind doing it properly. he Said he followed the instructions on Google to the letter, even holding phone and reading instructions as he performed the manoeuvre

But still had bad wind particularly when sleeping "

Hang on, if he was Googling it - what exactly was he doing with the phone? Was he trying to find his prostate with the receiver?

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By *lyce and Mister MCouple
over a year ago

Falkirk

im guessing whilst doing it he allowed a lot of air up which can cause painful wind.... Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im guessing whilst doing it he allowed a lot of air up which can cause painful wind.... Xxxx"

Anybody with a Trimphone up their touché would have wind. Even moreso if its an entire phone box up his jacksey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alyce is away to Google Images looking for pics of a Trimphone now.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"im guessing whilst doing it he allowed a lot of air up which can cause painful wind.... Xxxx"

Either that or he ate a large bowl of cruciferous vegetables before hand....

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By *lyce and Mister MCouple
over a year ago

Falkirk

I bloody am an' all lol

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By *lyce and Mister MCouple
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Alyce is away to Google Images looking for pics of a Trimphone now. "

Ouch lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alyce is away to Google Images looking for pics of a Trimphone now.

Ouch lol"

Now google pay phones lol.

Ahh the youngsters & the mobile generation.

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By *lyce and Mister MCouple
over a year ago

Falkirk

Eh I remember the big red payphones with copies of yellow pages in them stinkin of wee!!!

Im not that young

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Who use to answer the pay phone if it was ringing as you walked past?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did cos I'm a nosy bugger lol

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By *lyce and Mister MCouple
over a year ago

Falkirk

No but I remember before we had a phone at home my dad gave that number out as it was at the bottom of our flat and he could hear it ..... Such a cheapskate my dad!!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Who use to answer the pay phone if it was ringing as you walked past? "

We used to phone payphones to see if people would answer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but I remember before we had a phone at home my dad gave that number out as it was at the bottom of our flat and he could hear it ..... Such a cheapskate my dad!!"

If he was generous he'd have offered to let the caller reverse the charges. Lol!

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Who use to answer the pay phone if it was ringing as you walked past?

We used to phone payphones to see if people would answer! "

We use to do that. What a laugh we had

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Who use to answer the pay phone if it was ringing as you walked past?

We used to phone payphones to see if people would answer!

We use to do that. What a laugh we had"

Ah, it was a simpler time, it was a happier time....

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By *lyce and Mister MCouple
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Who use to answer the pay phone if it was ringing as you walked past?

We used to phone payphones to see if people would answer!

We use to do that. What a laugh we had

Ah, it was a simpler time, it was a happier time.... "

I used to dial the 0800 numbers and have catalogues delivered to ppl I didn't like

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanx for all the ( helpful) advice pmsl a let ma freind know lol

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By *eeflower69Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

When I was a kid we had a party line, Yes I'm that old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a big crowd of us used to hang around the swing park and there was a phone box next to it. If we wanted to get in touch with our pals we used to phone it and could usually guarantee someone we knew would answer it and pass along a message lol

Pre mobile phones

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