FabSwingers.com forum: Newbie-ish

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey all

Back on fab after a wee break, so thought I'd better start again and introduce myself.

Looking to get involved in socials, meet new people and obviously have a laugh and a play along the way.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And I forgot the cakes

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NO CAKES??!!!

I'll settle for buns

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lyce and Mister MCouple
over a year ago

Falkirk

Hi x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi welcome 2 the lunatic asylum

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well u will need to reintroduce urself with cake

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Hello bob

If you've been here before then you should have remembered the cakes - no spanking for you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Let me get this right, you walz back in here a year after your last post and bring no goodies for the troops ?

BOLT

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello bob

If you've been here before then you should have remembered the cakes - no spanking for you

Speak for yerself. I've got the paddle ready

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How rude of me, school boy error their. Ill just have to settle for truth or dare

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 30/05/13 16:11:57]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok truth it is # do you work out lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How rude of me, school boy error their. Ill just have to settle for truth or dare

I dare you to get yer arse down to Greggs the Bakers then!!!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok truth it is # do you work out lol

I know thing that won't work out if he doesn't haul ass down that bakery.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok truth it is # do you work out lol

I know thing that won't work out if he doesn't haul ass down that bakery.

Is Krispy Kreme closed??

I work outed out on the building sites

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok truth it is # do you work out lol

I know thing that won't work out if he doesn't haul ass down that bakery.

Is Krispy Kreme closed??

I work outed out on the building sites

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok truth it is # do you work out lol

I know thing that won't work out if he doesn't haul ass down that bakery.

Is Krispy Kreme closed??

I work outed out on the building sites

The REAL Bob the Builder?

mfao.

Bru pass the hat.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok truth it is # do you work out lol

I know thing that won't work out if he doesn't haul ass down that bakery.

Is Krispy Kreme closed??

I work outed out on the building sites

The REAL Bob the Builder?

mfao.

Bru pass the hat.

YES I AM!

Need to be changing my profile name now

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This place cracks me up.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi welcome 2 the lunatic asylum

Katie

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

[Removed by poster at 30/05/13 16:48:56]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Welcome back. Enjoy yourself and watch out for these crafty forumites

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eeflower69Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Hello and welcome back. Xx

I read your name as hobnob at first.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome back. Enjoy yourself and watch out for these crafty forumites

Lx"

Ha ha will do, thanks

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello and welcome back. Xx

I read your name as hobnob at first. "

Thanks, hobnobs are good, you can't just open a packet and have one

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Welcome back. Enjoy yourself and watch out for these crafty forumites

Lx"

Ahem! Pot kettle and black young lady

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello and welcome back. Xx

I read your name as hobnob at first.

Thanks, hobnobs are good, you can't just open a packet and have one

Have you hauled yer builders arse down to Greggs yet? I'm gagging for a bit of feckin cake Bob. Stop hob nobbing & gildy gildy.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Ahem! Pot kettle and black young lady

Ahem! Im the sweet and innocent one

L x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Ahem! Pot kettle and black young lady

Ahem! Im the sweet and innocent one

L x"

Ollocks!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Ollocks!

Wheres the 'B'?

Lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Ahem! Pot kettle and black young lady

Ahem! Im the sweet and innocent one

L x"

How you manage to keep a straight face i'll never know

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Ollocks!

Wheres the 'B'?

Lol"

I is here

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"How you manage to keep a straight face i'll never know

Told ya, coz im goooooood pmsl

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"How you manage to keep a straight face i'll never know

Told ya, coz im goooooood pmsl

Oh, I've heard you are very goooooood but definitely NOT innocent

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Ollocks!

Wheres the 'B'?

Lol"

I was attempting to be polite for once

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Oh, I've heard you are very goooooood but definitely NOT innocent

Its all lies!!!!

Im crap at anything I attempt but im a good girl

as i said, sweet & innocent.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Oh, I've heard you are very goooooood but definitely NOT innocent

Its all lies!!!!

Im crap at anything I attempt but im a good girl

as i said, sweet & innocent.

Attention Fab - starbuck says its all lies - lets all go home instead

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Attention Fab - starbuck says its all lies - lets all go home instead

Can I inavde someones home for a while? Im a nice guest! I just like to chat and see how other folk live, see new things etc.

Dont believe anything PP says if he adds to this.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello and welcome back. Xx

I read your name as hobnob at first.

Thanks, hobnobs are good, you can't just open a packet and have one

Have you hauled yer builders arse down to Greggs yet? I'm gagging for a bit of feckin cake Bob. Stop hob nobbing & gildy gildy.

You'll no eat your tea randy!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh, I've heard you are very goooooood but definitely NOT innocent

Its all lies!!!!

Im crap at anything I attempt but im a good girl

as i said, sweet & innocent.

Till proven guilty

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello and welcome back. Xx

I read your name as hobnob at first.

Thanks, hobnobs are good, you can't just open a packet and have one

Have you hauled yer builders arse down to Greggs yet? I'm gagging for a bit of feckin cake Bob. Stop hob nobbing & gildy gildy.

You'll no eat your tea randy!"

Your tea will be out if ya don't fkn move yer builders bum doon tae Greggs.

I'm that bloody famished I had to make burger, mushrooms & a bacon slice topped with cheese, and a side of fries & two fried eggs. So there better be cake after this!

Hmmph.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Can I invade someone's home for a while? Im a nice guest! I just like to chat and see how other folk live, see new things etc.

Dont believe anything PP says if he adds to this.

Take charge of remote and watches shitty syfy channels.

Refuses to iron shirts.

Refuses to stick kettle on and take a turn making tea.

Takes control of laptop and kids on she's PP

Likes to kick my shins

likes to pull my finger

I could go on...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Till proven guilty

Hahaha i like you!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *igeresslilly43Woman
over a year ago

west lothian

"Attention Fab - starbuck says its all lies - lets all go home instead

Can I inavde someones home for a while? Im a nice guest! I just like to chat and see how other folk live, see new things etc.

Dont believe anything PP says if he adds to this.

i never believe anything pp says

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Hi bob nob x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"i never believe anything pp says

Not even your veri lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Take charge of remote and watches shitty syfy channels.

Refuses to iron shirts.

Refuses to stick kettle on and take a turn making tea.

Takes control of laptop and kids on she's PP

Likes to kick my shins

likes to pull my finger

I could go on...

Lmao!

Im not even gonna start with you ya geek

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello and welcome back. Xx

I read your name as hobnob at first.

Thanks, hobnobs are good, you can't just open a packet and have one

Have you hauled yer builders arse down to Greggs yet? I'm gagging for a bit of feckin cake Bob. Stop hob nobbing & gildy gildy.

You'll no eat your tea randy!

Your tea will be out if ya don't fkn move yer builders bum doon tae Greggs.

I'm that bloody famished I had to make burger, mushrooms & a bacon slice topped with cheese, and a side of fries & two fried eggs. So there better be cake after this!

Hmmph. "

Im all over it randy, your very dominant

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *igeresslilly43Woman
over a year ago

west lothian

"i never believe anything pp says

Not even your veri lol

ok - I'll give ye that one

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi bob nob x"

Hi fun couple

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"Hi bob nob x

Hi fun couple"

No kiss

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

so you still tea total bob? and have that cute arse?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Till proven guilty

Hahaha i like you!

Dito

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi bob nob x

Hi fun couple

No kiss

Xxx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"so you still tea total bob? and have that cute arse?

Still t total rhona, my peachy arse is still following me about

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Logging off the now and leave you all to it.

Cheers for the welcoming.

Hope to eventually start meeting at socials

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so you still tea total bob? and have that cute arse?

Still t total rhona, my peachy arse is still following me about

You have a peachy arse?

Get that cake in or I'll be all over the peachy arse then Robert the Construction Technician.

(That's yer Sunday posh name)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eeflower69Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Hello and welcome back. Xx

I read your name as hobnob at first.

Thanks, hobnobs are good, you can't just open a packet and have one

Exactly and it's all the mention of cake on here, I'm seeing biscuits Lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

yeh he does tandem perfect handful lol

and the cakes have to be eclaires with fresh cream bob

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yeh he does tandem perfect handful lol

and the cakes have to be eclaires with fresh cream bob

Just cos he knows you doesn't get hkm off the hook, mad.

Right, Robert eclairs, Krispy Kremes, strawberry tarts, some millionaires shortbread, cheesecake & some French Fancies... or you're gonna end up with sticky buns.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I am totally disgusted at the behaviour shown in here!!! Such self-centered greedy behaviour... pfft!! You will all suffer.

Good evening bobtheknob. Please report to reception whereby you will be issued your brilliant white jacket with shiny buckles (you are not allowed your own).

You will also be allocated your own padded cell, erm... room.

Meds are issued thrice daily at the following times: "whenever I can be arsed o'clock"

If you have any questions regarding your stay, then please ask someone else or ply me with gin.

Under no circumstances approach Bru, he is in quarantine and segregated due to suffering severe bruitis which is highly contagious

Enjoy your extended stay.

Nurse Ratchett

PS, ignore the feckers that call me Rat Shit!!!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Bruitis: condition where your head swells too much for your bob the builder hard hat, and your penis turns bright orange. There is no known cure.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello and welcome back. Xx

I read your name as hobnob at first.

Thanks, hobnobs are good, you can't just open a packet and have one

Have you hauled yer builders arse down to Greggs yet? I'm gagging for a bit of feckin cake Bob. Stop hob nobbing & gildy gildy.

You'll no eat your tea randy!

Your tea will be out if ya don't fkn move yer builders bum doon tae Greggs.

I'm that bloody famished I had to make burger, mushrooms & a bacon slice topped with cheese, and a side of fries & two fried eggs. So there better be cake after this!

Hmmph.

Im all over it randy, your very dominant

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Hi and welcome back bob

Ignore the rest of the lunatics and have fun ...... Oh and I'm the quiet one

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fibber _ustcutie I'm the quiet 1

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's the quiet ones you've to watch out for

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am totally disgusted at the behaviour shown in here!!! Such self-centered greedy behaviour... pfft!! You will all suffer.

Good evening bobtheknob. Please report to reception whereby you will be issued your brilliant white jacket with shiny buckles (you are not allowed your own).

You will also be allocated your own padded cell, erm... room.

Meds are issued thrice daily at the following times: "whenever I can be arsed o'clock"

If you have any questions regarding your stay, then please ask someone else or ply me with gin.

Under no circumstances approach Bru, he is in quarantine and segregated due to suffering severe bruitis which is highly contagious

Enjoy your extended stay.

Nurse Ratchett

PS, ignore the feckers that call me Rat Shit!!!!!

thanks Wendy, was waiting for my induction x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"PS, ignore the feckers that call me Rat Shit!!!!!

I should have copyrighted that word see it getting bandied about a lot now lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"PS, ignore the feckers that call me Rat Shit!!!!!

I should have copyrighted that word see it getting bandied about a lot now lol

and you can can fuck off of as well ya cnut

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"and you can can fuck off of as well ya cnut

Take the marbles oot yir mouth yir stuttering

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"and you can can fuck off of as well ya cnut

Take the marbles oot yir mouth yir stuttering

it certainly wisnae marbles...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"and you can can fuck off of as well ya cnut

Take the marbles oot yir mouth yir stuttering

it certainly wisnae marbles...

More cockends than weekends darling lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"and you can can fuck off of as well ya cnut

Take the marbles oot yir mouth yir stuttering

it certainly wisnae marbles...

More cockends than weekends darling lol

lmfao. Just the one this time sweetie.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread