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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

1) Free drinks, free dinners, free movies!

2) Speeding ticket? What's that?

3) New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.

4) If you have to be home in time for celebrity dancing on ice/dine with me, you can say so, out loud.

5) If you're not making enough money, you can blame the glass ceiling.

6) You can sue a President for sexual harassment.

7) No fashion faux pas you make could rival The Speedo.

8) Brad Pitt

9) You know why it's good to have 5 pairs of black shoes.

10) Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.

11) You understand why a phone call between 2 women never lasts under ten minutes.

12) You understand the inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

13) A salad, diet drink, and a chocolate fudge cake make a balanced lunch.

14) At times, chocolate really can solve all your problems.

15) You know the difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.

16) You always get to choose the movie.

17) You don't make fools of men. Most of them are do-it-your-self types.

18) No one passes out when you take off your shoes.

19) Excitement is as close as the nearest make-up counter.

20) If you forget to shave, no one has to know.

21) If you're dumb, some people will find it cute.

22) You have the ability to dress yourself.

23) You can quickly end any fight by crying.

24) You've never had a goatee.

25) You can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

26) You know which glass was yours by the lipstick mark.

27) The remote control is not an extension of yourself.

28) You get to hate Pamela Anderson in the way only another woman truly can.

29) Your conversations generally consist of more than just "uh huh, yep, ok, then bye."

Bring it on 44 'big boy'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol!

13 & 17, brilliant lol

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

24-Susan Boyle?

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By *urvyCowgirlWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

Great comeback laine, love it, you go girl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol laine luv it xxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as harry hill says .........

FIGHT !!!!!!!!

come on mr 44 , stop hiding under the bed..... laine will get sore knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

keep it coming !!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i add a number 30 to ur list laine ????

30) we have it and know men want it !! which gives us the power!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can i add a number 30 to ur list laine ????

30) we have it and know men want it !! which gives us the power!!!!"

*thumbs up*

think that about sums it up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can i add a number 30 to ur list laine ????

30) we have it and know men want it !! which gives us the power!!!!

*thumbs up*

think that about sums it up lol "

give the TV remote control back !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol view!!

took a sec for that to click there haha class

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"can i add a number 30 to ur list laine ????

30) we have it and know men want it !! which gives us the power!!!!"

lol we do have it, we have the power! but even if we give them a detailed handbook how to 'switch' it on they still wouldn't get past the pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last woman to have power destroyed the country.

We are still tidying up her work.

Margaret Thatcher......nuff said.

Woman you will never be the superior power and you know it.

Runs quickly...............whoosh

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess

Thatcher's problem was that she's evil. The fact she's a woman is coincidental.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The last woman to have power destroyed the country.

We are still tidying up her work.

Margaret Thatcher......nuff said.

Woman you will never be the superior power and you know it.

Runs quickly...............whoosh "

I'm gonna tell your mum on you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok maybe not best prime minister - but she was one strong women who never went back on her word if she said something whether right or wrong she stood bye it

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess


"ok maybe not best prime minister - but she was one strong women who never went back on her word if she said something whether right or wrong she stood bye it"

Hitler was much the same.

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"Thatcher's problem was that she's evil. The fact she's a woman is coincidental."

I wonder Jim, if instead of evil, you actually meant to say she was a determined lady lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thatcher's problem was that she's evil. The fact she's a woman is coincidental."

No doubt she was evil, she single handedly destroyed Scotland and had great pleasure in going so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah but she always stood by her word not many women do lol ouch !!!!

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"Thatcher's problem was that she's evil. The fact she's a woman is coincidental.

No doubt she was evil, she single handedly destroyed Scotland and had great pleasure in going so. "

Scotland is destroyed?

You learn something new everyday on here lol

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess


"Thatcher's problem was that she's evil. The fact she's a woman is coincidental.

I wonder Jim, if instead of evil, you actually meant to say she was a determined lady lol "

No, she's evil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thatcher's problem was that she's evil. The fact she's a woman is coincidental.

I wonder Jim, if instead of evil, you actually meant to say she was a determined lady lol

No, she's evil."

jim i agree with u!!!! (not often i say this lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thatcher's problem was that she's evil. The fact she's a woman is coincidental.

No doubt she was evil, she single handedly destroyed Scotland and had great pleasure in going so.

Scotland is destroyed?

You learn something new everyday on here lol "

You certainly do.

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess


"Thatcher's problem was that she's evil. The fact she's a woman is coincidental.

No doubt she was evil, she single handedly destroyed Scotland and had great pleasure in going so.

Scotland is destroyed?

You learn something new everyday on here lol "

She took delight in decimating Scottish industry. Save for a few warships and some whisky just about all we manufacture is shortbread.

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"Thatcher's problem was that she's evil. The fact she's a woman is coincidental.

I wonder Jim, if instead of evil, you actually meant to say she was a determined lady lol

No, she's evil."

Suppose folk have different opinions but wouldn't class her as evil and definatelly not compare her with Hitler - a wee bit over the top there

Just my tuppence worth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im not saying i agree with everything she done just saying that she was a woman who stood for what SHE believed in whether we agree or not or whether right or wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thatcher's problem was that she's evil. The fact she's a woman is coincidental.

No doubt she was evil, she single handedly destroyed Scotland and had great pleasure in going so.

Scotland is destroyed?

You learn something new everyday on here lol

She took delight in decimating Scottish industry. Save for a few warships and some whisky just about all we manufacture is shortbread."

And Baxters Soup

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"Thatcher's problem was that she's evil. The fact she's a woman is coincidental.

No doubt she was evil, she single handedly destroyed Scotland and had great pleasure in going so.

Scotland is destroyed?

You learn something new everyday on here lol

She took delight in decimating Scottish industry. Save for a few warships and some whisky just about all we manufacture is shortbread."

You forgot about the Kilt industry too lol

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess


"

Suppose folk have different opinions but wouldn't class her as evil and definatelly not compare her with Hitler - a wee bit over the top there .......... "

Hitler had a better moustache.

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess


" .........

She took delight in decimating Scottish industry. Save for a few warships and some whisky just about all we manufacture is shortbread.

You forgot about the Kilt industry too lol "

Didn't MOD Army buy the last batch from China or did that get stopped at the last minute?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does sound familiar Jim

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


" .........

She took delight in decimating Scottish industry. Save for a few warships and some whisky just about all we manufacture is shortbread.

You forgot about the Kilt industry too lol

Didn't MOD Army buy the last batch from China or did that get stopped at the last minute?

"

I have no idea - it was a tongue in cheek post in reply to Scotland being 'destroyed & desimated'

Anyway, I was meant to be on this thread to support mr44's post that men are happier than women but if men live in the past then maybe they are not after all! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Suppose folk have different opinions but wouldn't class her as evil and definatelly not compare her with Hitler - a wee bit over the top there ..........

Hitler had a better moustache."

LOL belter

You make me laugh mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol bb xx

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess


" ...........

Anyway, I was meant to be on this thread to support mr44's post that men are happier than women but if men live in the past then maybe they are not after all! lol "

It ain't about living in the past but having lived through Thatcher era (1979-1990). It often seems those who aren't too bothered about the harm she wilfully inflicted on Scotland were at school most of her period as PM.

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


" ...........

Anyway, I was meant to be on this thread to support mr44's post that men are happier than women but if men live in the past then maybe they are not after all! lol

It ain't about living in the past but having lived through Thatcher era (1979-1990). It often seems those who aren't too bothered about the harm she wilfully inflicted on Scotland were at school most of her period as PM."

Refers Jim to the present day and ermmmm Gordon Brown!!!!!! nuff said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" ...........

Anyway, I was meant to be on this thread to support mr44's post that men are happier than women but if men live in the past then maybe they are not after all! lol

It ain't about living in the past but having lived through Thatcher era (1979-1990). It often seems those who aren't too bothered about the harm she wilfully inflicted on Scotland were at school most of her period as PM."

I was at school but i can remember the damage she done and from a family that came from the shipyards & mining, it was evident to see plus the Poll Tax is another which in the end brought down Thatcher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well Jim im old enough to remember her although still at school - all i was stating that she was one strong women whether you agree or not about what she done she said something and stood bye it every other prime minister has gone back on their word - my opinion thats all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" ...........

Anyway, I was meant to be on this thread to support mr44's post that men are happier than women but if men live in the past then maybe they are not after all! lol

It ain't about living in the past but having lived through Thatcher era (1979-1990). It often seems those who aren't too bothered about the harm she wilfully inflicted on Scotland were at school most of her period as PM.

Refers Jim to the present day and ermmmm Gordon Brown!!!!!! nuff said "

When did Gordon Brown become a female?

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess


" ...........

Anyway, I was meant to be on this thread to support mr44's post that men are happier than women but if men live in the past then maybe they are not after all! lol

It ain't about living in the past but having lived through Thatcher era (1979-1990). It often seems those who aren't too bothered about the harm she wilfully inflicted on Scotland were at school most of her period as PM.

Refers Jim to the present day and ermmmm Gordon Brown!!!!!! nuff said "

So what harm would you say Gordon has "wilfully inflicted on Scotland"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol biggest hppocrit going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry hippocrit

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess


"lol biggest hppocrit going"

Who?

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


" ...........

Anyway, I was meant to be on this thread to support mr44's post that men are happier than women but if men live in the past then maybe they are not after all! lol

It ain't about living in the past but having lived through Thatcher era (1979-1990). It often seems those who aren't too bothered about the harm she wilfully inflicted on Scotland were at school most of her period as PM.

Refers Jim to the present day and ermmmm Gordon Brown!!!!!! nuff said

When did Gordon Brown become a female? "

Exactly!! It isn't just a female PM that can think they are doing right when others dont!

Laine - to answer your original post - I am as happy as larry here the forums can be fun at times lol

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess


"sorry hippocrit"

Hypocrite - but don't worry about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol bb all i was doing was trying to mention a strong women xxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol Jim sorry on hi horse now lol

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By *ll4funandMan
over a year ago

all over

I'm with you Gillian. Like her or not, you did know exactly where you were.

And being a woman, she was obviously much happier than Jim! Which leads us nicely back to the thread......

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess


" ...........

Anyway, I was meant to be on this thread to support mr44's post that men are happier than women but if men live in the past then maybe they are not after all! lol

It ain't about living in the past but having lived through Thatcher era (1979-1990). It often seems those who aren't too bothered about the harm she wilfully inflicted on Scotland were at school most of her period as PM.

Refers Jim to the present day and ermmmm Gordon Brown!!!!!! nuff said

When did Gordon Brown become a female?

Exactly!! It isn't just a female PM that can think they are doing right when others dont!

................. "

Just because others don't think you're doing the right thing doesn't mean you aren't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh god was only saying something in my opinion no harm meant xxxxxxxx

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"lol bb all i was doing was trying to mention a strong women xxxxxxxxx "

I know and have to agree with you that she sure was a determined strong woman and happy with it too - So are woman happier than men?? (bb tries hard to get thread back on track) lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol bb well im very happy bunny lol xxxxxxxx

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


" ...........

Anyway, I was meant to be on this thread to support mr44's post that men are happier than women but if men live in the past then maybe they are not after all! lol

It ain't about living in the past but having lived through Thatcher era (1979-1990). It often seems those who aren't too bothered about the harm she wilfully inflicted on Scotland were at school most of her period as PM.

Refers Jim to the present day and ermmmm Gordon Brown!!!!!! nuff said

When did Gordon Brown become a female?

Exactly!! It isn't just a female PM that can think they are doing right when others dont!

.................

Just because others don't think you're doing the right thing doesn't mean you aren't."

I can't remember putting all those .................'s in my original post mmmmmmmm is the site playing up? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gillian, next election im voting for you, lol(mr hoo), sorry jim just a wee bit fun mate, keep the argument, sorry the discussion going mate lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm happy.... Mr 44 hasn't seen this yet lol lol

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"lol bb well im very happy bunny lol xxxxxxxx"

Me too so ya wanna **** like 2 happy bunnies then Gillian? xxx lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol bb how many more do you think out there lol - hi laine just a friendly discussion on your post xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol ty john xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx you just want breckie in morning xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol bb sorry i read your post wrong lol bunnies ha ha now theres a thought xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bb mrhoo here am a happy bunny too wana make it a threesome lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

failings?????????????????????

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"lol bb how many more do you think out there lol - hi laine just a friendly discussion on your post xxxxxxxxxxxxxx"

There could be quite a few and if going by this is post is anything to go by then it's mainly women so bb is gonna be a very very happy bunny or should that be a happy buck (before I get corrected) lol xxx

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"bb mrhoo here am a happy bunny too wana make it a threesome lol "

Ok with me 2 bucks and a bunny unless anyone else wants to join in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do i need to wear fluffy ears lol?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gillian all you need to wear is me OUT lol

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"do i need to wear fluffy ears lol? "

See that's why woman can be happier too - they can wear fluffy ears without looking silly xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bb if you realy want to try them you can always borrow them to see how it feels lol xxxx

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"bb if you realy want to try them you can always borrow them to see how it feels lol xxxx "

Ok i will do (Gillian insisted honest! lol) and bet they are good in this cold snap too xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

women dont get itchy balls!! thats a biggie in my opinion.

well, the itch always comes when you cant scratch without being seen lol

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