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"Ask a question to the person above.....  "Can I help you hold that? | |||
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Can I help you hold that? "Yes why thank you.  | |||
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"Ask a question to the person above.....
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"[Removed by poster at 29/05/13 17:55:57] Is that your car your dry humping? "Now behave lets not start that all over again  | |||
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"Ok WHY are you dry humping that car? "It's a very long boring story | |||
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"Ok WHY are you dry humping that car?
It's a very long boring story "it's only 7.30pm for me, I'm sure it doesn't take that long.  | |||
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"Ok WHY are you dry humping that car?
It's a very long boring story
it's only 7.30pm for me, I'm sure it doesn't take that long. "Can I play with yer hubby?  mao. | |||
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"Can I bite yer bum?  "Of course. Are you coming with me to Morrisons? | |||
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"Can I bite yer bum?
Of course.
Are you coming with me to Morrisons?"If we can take the pole? | |||
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"Can I bite yer bum?
Of course.
Are you coming with me to Morrisons?
If we can take the pole? "Ok but he's washing the car first. Are you looking fir the 2 fir 1 conifers that are on offer? Oops Off fir. | |||
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"Can I bite yer bum?
Of course.
Are you coming with me to Morrisons?
If we can take the pole?
Ok but he's washing the car first.
Are you looking fir the 2 fir 1 conifers that are on offer? Oops Off fir. " | |||
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"Which pub we all going to?" BJ's at Anniesland Cross.... | |||
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"Do you own any underwear at all? "I have drawers full of drawers, I just don't like wearing them! | |||
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"Which pub we all going to? BJ's at Anniesland Cross.... "excellent am on my way. It's no you stu thats giving them is it a may need a condom | |||
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"Which pub we all going to? BJ's at Anniesland Cross.... excellent am on my way. It's no you stu thats giving them is it a may need a condom "How? Feart yer boaby will get halitosis?  | |||
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"Right on my way could be a few hours mind "I'll wait, as long s it doesn't keep raining! | |||
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"Right on my way could be a few hours mind "I have big hands, can I help hold them too? | |||
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"Which pub we all going to? BJ's at Anniesland Cross.... excellent am on my way. It's no you stu thats giving them is it a may need a condom
How? Feart yer boaby will get halitosis? "I heard you play around | |||
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"Which pub we all going to? BJ's at Anniesland Cross.... excellent am on my way. It's no you stu thats giving them is it a may need a condom
How? Feart yer boaby will get halitosis? I heard you play around "Nah, I'm shite at golf! | |||
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"Which pub we all going to? BJ's at Anniesland Cross.... excellent am on my way. It's no you stu thats giving them is it a may need a condom
How? Feart yer boaby will get halitosis? I heard you play around
Nah, I'm shite at golf! "mmm note: stu, not good with balls!! | |||
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"Which pub we all going to? BJ's at Anniesland Cross.... excellent am on my way. It's no you stu thats giving them is it a may need a condom
How? Feart yer boaby will get halitosis? I heard you play around
Nah, I'm shite at golf! mmm note: stu, not good with balls!! " | |||
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"But the question you need to ask is can you get a hole in one "If one wants me to get in one's hole, Madam! | |||
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"Jesus stu your posting more than me Welcome to the dark side mahuhaaa "I'm just trying to take the burden off you, so you can make the most of your fame & notoriety! | |||
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"Now that's true friendship "What I really meant was so he could have his 15 minutes of fame! | |||
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"Do you use daz for your pants "No OMO. Do you have Google? | |||
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"How much do you love bru really?? "Did you use to eat your crusts when you were young to get that hairy chest? | |||
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"How much do you love bru really?? "Ok this one deserves a considered response, particularly as its his birthday - so here goes. I can't quite remember our first posts but it quickly became apparent that Bru (or BruBru as I came to call him) was the perfect foil for my acerbic tongue. So without Bru my sharp retorts could easily be interoreted as just plain "bitchy queen". Without Bru I would have no barometer to say "RT step away from the iPhone". Watching him post at the rate he does makes me realise that I can't, & shouldn't post on every single thread - that's Bru's job. So I guess he reminds me to be selective. Take a day off every so often as there will always be a new Bruism to home in on when I return. Without Bru I would have fewer reasons to feel protective about him. You know how in some families there's always one that's "special"? Well in the Fab Forum Family Bru is the special one. I can take the piss out him the live long day, but gawd help anyone who seriously wants to take the piss outta him - that's MY job. Tho mostly my job is like a big brother to skelp his arse when he gets out of line, watch him learn by his mistakes, eat up new learning opportunities, try help him get laid, & watch his back. Just like any big brother would. Without Bru I wouldn't laugh quite so much. Mostly cos he a fkn numpty, but also cos I know he has a heart as big as the oceans. Maybe even bigger. We've yet to find any sign of intelligence but the ocean is a big place. Without Bru's little addictive gene that compels him to scurry round the Forums like a hamster in heat the Forums would be a little bit duller. So how much do I love BruBru. Meh, that's for him to know & others to guess at. Happy Birthday Bru. Now where's the fkn cake?  | |||
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"How much do you love bru really??
Ok this one deserves a considered response, particularly as its his birthday - so here goes.
I can't quite remember our first posts but it quickly became apparent that Bru (or BruBru as I came to call him) was the perfect foil for my acerbic tongue. So without Bru my sharp retorts could easily be interoreted as just plain "bitchy queen".
Without Bru I would have no barometer to say "RT step away from the iPhone". Watching him post at the rate he does makes me realise that I can't, & shouldn't post on every single thread - that's Bru's job. So I guess he reminds me to be selective. Take a day off every so often as there will always be a new Bruism to home in on when I return.
Without Bru I would have fewer reasons to feel protective about him. You know how in some families there's always one that's "special"? Well in the Fab Forum Family Bru is the special one. I can take the piss out him the live long day, but gawd help anyone who seriously wants to take the piss outta him - that's MY job. Tho mostly my job is like a big brother to skelp his arse when he gets out of line, watch him learn by his mistakes, eat up new learning opportunities, try help him get laid, & watch his back. Just like any big brother would.
Without Bru I wouldn't laugh quite so much. Mostly cos he a fkn numpty, but also cos I know he has a heart as big as the oceans. Maybe even bigger. We've yet to find any sign of intelligence but the ocean is a big place.
Without Bru's little addictive gene that compels him to scurry round the Forums like a hamster in heat the Forums would be a little bit duller.
So how much do I love BruBru. Meh, that's for him to know & others to guess at.
Happy Birthday Bru.
Now where's the fkn cake?
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Just one slight adjustment, he is starting to show little glimpses of his intelligence every now and then. He isn't as daft as he likes to make out 
But I agree he was very green when he came to us and now he's learning new things every day
He's my mate
Oh, and just for the record, yes I ate my crusts, but I don't think it's the reason for my furryness | |||
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"Where are all the bloody hires....i need beer vouchers "Can I have YOUR vouchers please? | |||
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"Where are all the bloody hires....i need beer vouchers
Can I have YOUR vouchers please? "Once you're pissec using USBs drinking vouchers can I run my hands through the furry chestness? | |||
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"Why are you so god damm fit rrrrrrr "Genetics I guess | |||
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"Why are you so god damm fit rrrrrrr
Genetics I guess "Can I bite yer bum? | |||
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"Why are you so god damm fit rrrrrrr
Genetics I guess
Can I bite yer bum? "Can I slap your bum tis a very tight toosh lol | |||
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"Can I rest my head on yer bblossoms "Blossoms lol. . .. Yes of course  | |||
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"Why are you so god damm fit rrrrrrr
Genetics I guess
Can I bite yer bum?
Can I slap your bum tis a very tight toosh lol"Slap, no. Massage definitely. Can I have a face pic? (Ya don't ask ya don't get, right? Lol.) | |||
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"Can I rest my head on yer bblossoms
Blossoms lol. . .. Yes of course "Blossomsm bless 'im! | |||
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"Can I rest my head on yer bblossoms
Blossoms lol. . .. Yes of course
Blossomsm bless 'im! "That misplaced m was supposed to be a comma.... | |||
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"Why are you so god damm fit rrrrrrr
Genetics I guess
Can I bite yer bum?
Can I slap your bum tis a very tight toosh lol
Slap, no. Massage definitely.
Can I have a face pic?
(Ya don't ask ya don't get, right? Lol.) "Are u going Glasgow tomorrow!? C my mug then lol | |||
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