an irish man walks into a bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

........on crutches, with one arm in a cast "My God, what happened to you?" the bartender asks.

"Ï got in a tiff with Riley"

"Riley? But he's just a wee fellow," the barkeep says, surprised. "He must have had something in his hand"

"That he did," the man says. "A shovel it was."

"Dear lord. Didn't you have something in your hand?"

"Aye. That I did - Mrs Rileys breast" Kelly says. "And a beautiful thing it was, but not much use in a fight."

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

but they'd provide a soft landing for the unconcious guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well how does the song go

everybody needs a bossum for a pillow

Mr me.

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By *adgeeMan
over a year ago

Dumbarton

He must ave felt a right tit

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