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By *uncouple981 OP   Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Where would you take the person above if you were rich and trying to show off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where would you take the person above if you were rich and trying to show off? "

For a ride in my lambourghini

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Where would you take the person above if you were rich and trying to show off? "

Before i answer is there a "prize" date for the winner ?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I'd take PP to the pub and take cakes - he's soooo easily pleased lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Private box at a celtic match

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Private box at a celtic match "

Anywhere she wants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The monster truck show

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

I lead a simple life andy

I'd take Edinlass to Rio for world cup

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By *uncouple981 OP   Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Where would you take the person above if you were rich and trying to show off?

Before i answer is there a "prize" date for the winner ? "

The prize is you get to spend your money on me

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By *igeresslilly43Woman
over a year ago

west lothian

To the Wynn in Las Vegas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To the Wynn in Las Vegas "

To the other side of my lips

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Before i answer is there a "prize" date for the winner ?

The prize is you get to spend your money on me "

Mind i don't want any sexual favours when i'm splashing my dole money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woohoo do I pack my bikini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd send them to Coventry

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Woohoo do I pack my bikini "

Yep, we're off to the Maldives

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I'd send them to Coventry "
even I'm not that nasty Kev lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer the maldives 2 coventry more sun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo a carribean Island with a hammock and a peir and pina coladas and stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woohoo I'm a lucky girl

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By *uncouple981 OP   Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Before i answer is there a "prize" date for the winner ?

The prize is you get to spend your money on me

Mind i don't want any sexual favours when i'm splashing my dole money "

I wouldn't dream of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I would if it was more than a fiver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd take lass to Ibrox for a nosh up & champers in my private box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheers rt I could piss on the ground lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fly them both over here to try the delights of bratwurst mit pommes , zwei grosse bier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fly them both over here to try the delights of bratwurst mit pommes , zwei grosse bier. "

For RT.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

treat yeh to a bottle of irn bru n mars bar chippie

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"If i could piss on the ground lol "

You'd me married to me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheers rt I could piss on the ground lol "

Remind me to buy ta a large supply of Tena Ladies if yer having difficulties with yer waterworks. Have you tried those vag muscles exercises? Heehee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who needs money to have the time of your life , dirty gives it without cost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fly them both over here to try the delights of bratwurst mit pommes , zwei grosse bier. "

Ooh you're winning me over - ya know I love German Sausage. Actually most sausages.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Fly them both over here to try the delights of bratwurst mit pommes , zwei grosse bier.

Ooh you're winning me over - ya know I love German Sausage. Actually most sausages. "

Stand naked in front of him for 10 seconds - behind bulletproof glass to stop him touching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take him to St Andrews for tea and cupcakes. Then a wee stroll along the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take him to St Andrews for tea and cupcakes. Then a wee stroll along the beach "
take her shopping for new toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take him to St Andrews for tea and cupcakes. Then a wee stroll along the beach take her shopping for new toys"

Take him to Early Learning Centre for a new hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take him to St Andrews for tea and cupcakes. Then a wee stroll along the beach take her shopping for new toys

Take him to Early Learning Centre for a new hat "

thst actually is ms real

Hat will show it too you sometime hehe o-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would take kink to McDonald's for a happy meal let her pick anything on the 99p menu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

take him to barberz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take him to St Andrews for tea and cupcakes. Then a wee stroll along the beach take her shopping for new toys

Take him to Early Learning Centre for a new hat thst actually is ms real

Hat will show it too you sometime hehe o- "

Give him a series of his own with Mr Hat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow Steve yer takin a pounding lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would take kink to McDonald's for a happy meal let her pick anything on the 99p menu "

Last of the big spenders eh

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Take him to St Andrews for tea and cupcakes. Then a wee stroll along the beach take her shopping for new toys

Take him to Early Learning Centre for a new hat "

I said that last night, he wouldn't admit it then either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy him a pair of underpants as his bare wee ass must be freezing by now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take him to St Andrews for tea and cupcakes. Then a wee stroll along the beach take her shopping for new toys

Take him to Early Learning Centre for a new hat

I said that last night, he wouldn't admit it then either! "

And now he's threatening to show me his helmet first hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would take kink to McDonald's for a happy meal let her pick anything on the 99p menu

Last of the big spenders eh "

Would you rather a fish supper from the blue lagoon?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Take him to St Andrews for tea and cupcakes. Then a wee stroll along the beach take her shopping for new toys

Take him to Early Learning Centre for a new hat

I said that last night, he wouldn't admit it then either!

And now he's threatening to show me his helmet first hand "

Rather you than me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would take kink to McDonald's for a happy meal let her pick anything on the 99p menu

Last of the big spenders eh Would you rather a fish supper from the blue lagoon? "

and a tin of ?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

99p will just about get you the salt & vinegar in the blue lagoon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would take kink to McDonald's for a happy meal let her pick anything on the 99p menu

Last of the big spenders eh Would you rather a fish supper from the blue lagoon?

and a tin of ? "

Might be able to stretch to a wee bru

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would take kink to McDonald's for a happy meal let her pick anything on the 99p menu

Last of the big spenders eh Would you rather a fish supper from the blue lagoon?

and a tin of ? Might be able to stretch to a wee bru "

Noooooooooo!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would take kink to McDonald's for a happy meal let her pick anything on the 99p menu

Last of the big spenders eh Would you rather a fish supper from the blue lagoon?

and a tin of ? Might be able to stretch to a wee bru

Noooooooooo!! "

Awrite just the 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would take kink to McDonald's for a happy meal let her pick anything on the 99p menu

Last of the big spenders eh Would you rather a fish supper from the blue lagoon?

and a tin of ? Might be able to stretch to a wee bru

Noooooooooo!! Awrite just the 1 "

and a pickle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would take kink to McDonald's for a happy meal let her pick anything on the 99p menu

Last of the big spenders eh Would you rather a fish supper from the blue lagoon?

and a tin of ? Might be able to stretch to a wee bru

Noooooooooo!! Awrite just the 1

and a pickle? "

Thats pushingit how much do you think I have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would take kink to McDonald's for a happy meal let her pick anything on the 99p menu

Last of the big spenders eh Would you rather a fish supper from the blue lagoon?

and a tin of ? Might be able to stretch to a wee bru

Noooooooooo!! Awrite just the 1

and a pickle? Thats pushingit how much do you think I have? "

Pmsl....I like fine dining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would take kink to McDonald's for a happy meal let her pick anything on the 99p menu

Last of the big spenders eh Would you rather a fish supper from the blue lagoon?

and a tin of ? Might be able to stretch to a wee bru

Noooooooooo!! Awrite just the 1

and a pickle? Thats pushingit how much do you think I have?

Pmsl....I like fine dining "

So I see wanting a pickle and

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would take kink to McDonald's for a happy meal let her pick anything on the 99p menu

Last of the big spenders eh Would you rather a fish supper from the blue lagoon?

and a tin of ? Might be able to stretch to a wee bru

Noooooooooo!! Awrite just the 1

and a pickle? Thats pushingit how much do you think I have?

Pmsl....I like fine dining So I see wanting a pickle and "

I'm a classy lassie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would take kink to McDonald's for a happy meal let her pick anything on the 99p menu

Last of the big spenders eh Would you rather a fish supper from the blue lagoon?

and a tin of ? Might be able to stretch to a wee bru

Noooooooooo!! Awrite just the 1

and a pickle? Thats pushingit how much do you think I have?

Pmsl....I like fine dining So I see wanting a pickle and

I'm a classy lassie "

Hope you don't ask for anything else will end up bankrupt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would take kink to McDonald's for a happy meal let her pick anything on the 99p menu

Last of the big spenders eh Would you rather a fish supper from the blue lagoon?

and a tin of ? Might be able to stretch to a wee bru

Noooooooooo!! Awrite just the 1

and a pickle? Thats pushingit how much do you think I have?

Pmsl....I like fine dining So I see wanting a pickle and

I'm a classy lassie Hope you don't ask for anything else will end up bankrupt "

well some mushy peas would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would take kink to McDonald's for a happy meal let her pick anything on the 99p menu

Last of the big spenders eh Would you rather a fish supper from the blue lagoon?

and a tin of ? Might be able to stretch to a wee bru

Noooooooooo!! Awrite just the 1

and a pickle? Thats pushingit how much do you think I have?

Pmsl....I like fine dining So I see wanting a pickle and

I'm a classy lassie Hope you don't ask for anything else will end up bankrupt

well some mushy peas would be nice "

You are trying to bankrupt me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

After tea and cake at St. Andrews, how about dinner at a harvester so we can entertain the masses with our tails of fab? Lmao

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By *uncouple981 OP   Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

We would fly over to Paris for the weekend to go to the Moulin Rouge. After that head back to the hotel over looking the Eiffel Tower for lots of wild..............

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"We would fly over to Paris for the weekend to go to the Moulin Rouge. After that head back to the hotel over looking the Eiffel Tower for lots of wild.............. "

Cake eating?? Lol

I'd have to take you somewhere hot and tropic so you can finally wear that new bikini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd fly you over here and take you to one of the many bakerys where there would be cakes galore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd fly you over here and take you to one of the many bakerys where there would be cakes galore. "

Fly her to Florida & take her round the world at Epcot. Stop off in Germany for some Bratwurst & beer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take RT to Gran Canaria to enjoy the gay/swinging scene and the nakkie beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd fly you over here and take you to one of the many bakerys where there would be cakes galore.

Fly her to Florida & take her round the world at Epcot. Stop off in Germany for some Bratwurst & beer. "

Oh Randy your too kind, and round trip and bring me back home again.

Or did I read that wrong ..... it's only so you can get German sausage isn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd fly you over here and take you to one of the many bakerys where there would be cakes galore.

Fly her to Florida & take her round the world at Epcot. Stop off in Germany for some Bratwurst & beer.

Oh Randy your too kind, and round trip and bring me back home again.

Or did I read that wrong ..... it's only so you can get German sausage isn't it "

Ok I wasn't thinking straight (when do I ever) when I typed that. I meant "Germany" in Epcot to compare the sausages. Meh, I suppose we could fly back to the real Germany & stop off at Disneyland Paris (see the new fireworks show).

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Whisk to Vegas...a wee trip to the Grand Canyon...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whisk to Vegas...a wee trip to the Grand Canyon... "

Take him to see any punk band

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Which one...

A wee trip to a hot shower...for some back scrubbing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Which one...

A wee trip to a hot shower...for some back scrubbing... "

Hahaha...deal

Can't remember what bands you're into lol.....what about The Clash, will they do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice ass rrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice ass rrrr "

Nice hat...suits you sir

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Which one...

A wee trip to a hot shower...for some back scrubbing...

Hahaha...deal

Can't remember what bands you're into lol.....what about The Clash, will they do? "

That'll do...morning have some sun...

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Treat you to a new tattoo - as long as it 'suits you sir' ooooooo

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Cool...can always do with a new bit of ink...if you are up for same you'll need to wax first...

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Cool...can always do with a new bit of ink...if you are up for same you'll need to wax first... "

Ooooooo no waxing for me mate lol. But I'm happy to sit and watch and then go for beer after

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Waxing would not be as painful as the inking itself...you'd be fine...

Beer always welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waxing would not be as painful as the inking itself...you'd be fine...

Beer always welcome."

Take both Andy and Sicboy for beers

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I am too old for you Kink...

But we can do that...I am sure that we can both show our thanks in that special way...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am too old for you Kink...

But we can do that...I am sure that we can both show our thanks in that special way... "

Exceptions to every rule _icboy

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Love to break rules...its why they are there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd fly you over here and take you to one of the many bakerys where there would be cakes galore.

Fly her to Florida & take her round the world at Epcot. Stop off in Germany for some Bratwurst & beer.

Oh Randy your too kind, and round trip and bring me back home again.

Or did I read that wrong ..... it's only so you can get German sausage isn't it

Ok I wasn't thinking straight (when do I ever) when I typed that. I meant "Germany" in Epcot to compare the sausages. Meh, I suppose we could fly back to the real Germany & stop off at Disneyland Paris (see the new fireworks show)."

He he now your talking.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Treat Biswingcouple to Nurnburgerwurst mit Sauerkraut & some big weissbiers at the Lindenbrau at Potzdamer Platz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gonna take Stu shopping for boxers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gonna take Stu shopping for boxers "
treat you to a pair of panties

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Gonna take Stu shopping for boxers "

Never wear 'em! (Is this your way of telling me to cover my arse up?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gonna take Stu shopping for boxers

Never wear 'em! (Is this your way of telling me to cover my arse up?) "

Oh No...I like your arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gonna take Stu shopping for boxers treat you to a pair of panties "

Oh thanks, but I only wear matching sets....so you'll have to buy the bra too

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Get you the whole lingerie shop x

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Gonna take Stu shopping for boxers

Never wear 'em! (Is this your way of telling me to cover my arse up?)

Oh No...I like your arse "

It's my best side!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gonna take Stu shopping for boxers

Never wear 'em! (Is this your way of telling me to cover my arse up?)

Oh No...I like your arse

It's my best side! "

I haven't seen the other end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get you the whole lingerie shop x"

Ahh, you know me so well

Wedding dress shopping for you

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Gonna take Stu shopping for boxers

Never wear 'em! (Is this your way of telling me to cover my arse up?)

Oh No...I like your arse

It's my best side!

I haven't seen the other end "

It looks much like the arse, but with slightly more hair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gonna take Stu shopping for boxers

Never wear 'em! (Is this your way of telling me to cover my arse up?)

Oh No...I like your arse

It's my best side!

I haven't seen the other end

It looks much like the arse, but with slightly more hair! "

Oh no!! Your face is broken in two bits as well?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Gonna take Stu shopping for boxers

Never wear 'em! (Is this your way of telling me to cover my arse up?)

Oh No...I like your arse

It's my best side!

I haven't seen the other end

It looks much like the arse, but with slightly more hair!

Oh no!! Your face is broken in two bits as well? "

I've just made a mugshot public on my profile for a short time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gonna take Stu shopping for boxers

Never wear 'em! (Is this your way of telling me to cover my arse up?)

Oh No...I like your arse

It's my best side!

I haven't seen the other end

It looks much like the arse, but with slightly more hair!

Oh no!! Your face is broken in two bits as well?

I've just made a mugshot public on my profile for a short time."

Oohhhhh, its not in two bits anyway. You look quite intelligent. Possibly even smarter than Bru

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To a nice Chinese meal, chicken green peppers and black bean sauce.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Gonna take Stu shopping for boxers

Never wear 'em! (Is this your way of telling me to cover my arse up?)

Oh No...I like your arse

It's my best side!

I haven't seen the other end

It looks much like the arse, but with slightly more hair!

Oh no!! Your face is broken in two bits as well?

I've just made a mugshot public on my profile for a short time.

Oohhhhh, its not in two bits anyway. You look quite intelligent. Possibly even smarter than Bru "

Let's not stretch the bounds of credibility Ma'am!

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