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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Was recently messaged : I want to suck you dry;

Got me thinking has this guy got some secret plan for my sperm . Is he sucking every1 dry

And selling it as hair conditioner or face cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

couldn't say he has never contacted me yet but there again bru awh the bam's get in contact way you m8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he saw yer big helmet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Besides dont fancy being sucked dry, end up lookingalike an extra for the walking dead

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

He might save it and give his misses the turkey baster as hes shooting blanks.

Fuck just imagine a wee buroooo running around looking for his really daddy as he grows up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cause yer part of the village people gang going t sing that song on the social lol

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Maybe he saw yer big helmet.

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That's a wee helmet. My grandson has the same one....

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"He might save it and give his misses the turkey baster as hes shooting blanks.

Fuck just imagine a wee buroooo running around looking for his really daddy as he grows up "

The horror......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had that same message from a guy twice in 3 days. Maybe we should feel privileged bru?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Never asked me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U feeling left out andy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never asked me "

Awwwwww sweetie......maybe nicer people have other plans for you

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Never asked me

Awwwwww sweetie......maybe nicer people have other plans for you "

Nope, I have no plans for Furry....

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

No offence stu, that fine by me

Nicer people eh??? Mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No offence stu, that fine by me

Nicer people eh??? Mmmm "

Much nicer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never asked me "

Maybe me and bob have massive

Cocks and huge balls and loadsa sperm

Or mabes just coincidence!!

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Maybe it's the gay version of Dracula Spermula

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Maybe it's the gay version of Dracula Spermula "

Spermula is a brand of spreading cheese, is it not?

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Maybe it's the gay version of Dracula Spermula

Spermula is a brand of spreading cheese, is it not? "

I don't know what you spread on your toast but its not in my house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe it's the gay version of Dracula Spermula "

Speaking for my people - YA CAN KEEP HIM!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Maybe it's the gay version of Dracula Spermula

Spermula is a brand of spreading cheese, is it not?

I don't know what you spread on your toast but its not in my house "

Dairylea!

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Maybe it's the gay version of Dracula Spermula

Spermula is a brand of spreading cheese, is it not?

I don't know what you spread on your toast but its not in my house

Dairylea! "

Here was me thinking you meant primula. Now that I could suck dry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Maybe it's the gay version of Dracula Spermula

Spermula is a brand of spreading cheese, is it not?

I don't know what you spread on your toast but its not in my house

Dairylea!

Here was me thinking you meant primula. Now that I could suck dry "

It could have been another kind of cheese altogether.

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Maybe it's the gay version of Dracula Spermula

Spermula is a brand of spreading cheese, is it not?

I don't know what you spread on your toast but its not in my house

Dairylea!

Here was me thinking you meant primula. Now that I could suck dry

It could have been another kind of cheese altogether. "

Well yes other brands are available

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Maybe it's the gay version of Dracula Spermula

Spermula is a brand of spreading cheese, is it not?

I don't know what you spread on your toast but its not in my house

Dairylea!

Here was me thinking you meant primula. Now that I could suck dry

It could have been another kind of cheese altogether.

Well yes other brands are available "

You never see smegma in supermarkets, thank god....

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


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You never seen my smegma in supermarkets "

No I sure haven't

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


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You never seen my smegma in supermarkets

No I sure haven't "

Mind you, Laughing Cow is probably pretty close....

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

I love laughing cow cheese

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You have to love these threads from being sucked dry too cheese spread lol

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Let's face it, if it had been a serious cheese thread, you'd have switched it to a cock cheese one too!

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