FabSwingers.com forum: dont be jealous

By *lukkin2 OP Man
over a year ago

newton mearns

what can you do to treat a lady? 5 pound bottle of cider and a fumble? dont make me laugh x

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Could always try for the sympathy fuck if your wealth don't pull them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would rather have a £5 bottle of cider and a fumble than sleep with a guy just so he would spend money on me maybe thatjust me

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"I would rather have a £5 bottle of cider and a fumble than sleep with a guy just so he would spend money on me maybe thatjust me "

Get yir jacket you've pulled, white lightning ok for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's cool pp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would rather have a £5 bottle of cider and a fumble than sleep with a guy just so he would spend money on me maybe thatjust me

Get yir jacket you've pulled, white lightning ok for you

Haha trust you pp

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"That's cool pp

Nice one can get some crisps with the £1.02 change

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Haha trust you pp

Fuck forking out for 2 bottles you can share ours

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By *oversforfun2000Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Why the rudeness?? I would rather a man with no money and manners than a wealthy chap who thinks money means he doesn't need to have any!!!

P.s I have been known to love my strawberry kopperberg haha!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fiver for a bottle of cider!!!

Fuck that, you can get 3 bottles of jack frost for that!

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By *oversforfun2000Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Ah frosty jacks that takes me back lol!!! Xx

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"P.s I have been known to love my strawberry kopperberg haha!! Xx

Come along to the £5 or less fumble d*unken shenanigans party more the merrier

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By *oversforfun2000Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Woohoo I am there!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah frosty jacks that takes me back lol!!! Xx

I was a classy bird only merry down gold top for me pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drank any cider loved it

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"I was a classy bird only merry down gold top for me pmsl xx "

Oh you posh fucker hope you don't feel out of place with the thrifty fuckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was a classy bird only merry down gold top for me pmsl xx

Oh you posh fucker hope you don't feel out of place with the thrifty fuckers

Yeah that was only when my daddy was still hanging over pocket money

soon moved onto leccy white when I left home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would rather have a £5 bottle of cider and a fumble than sleep with a guy just so he would spend money on me maybe thatjust me "

Diesel skips away from ATM with a tenner looks like he's going to show you a grrrrrreat night then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That made me chuckle diesel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs is this the cideeeeer thread ya bunch a alkys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure is bru its gd being an alky lol

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

A bottle of red n a packet of crisps will do me

But I'm not sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its ok _ustcutie I prefer rose

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Hmm not sure we can get 2 bottles for a £5..... Maybe £8

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By *eeflower69Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"P.s I have been known to love my strawberry kopperberg haha!! Xx

Come along to the £5 or less fumble d*unken shenanigans party more the merrier

Merry down and a hand down my pants? Sounds good to me

where's the party at pp?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dieselboy was offering a tenner that would get us 1 each and crisps lol

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Merry down and a hand down my pants? Sounds good to me

where's the party at pp? "

I'm pretty sure it won't be at the wealthy guy's place!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Dieselboy was offering a tenner that would get us 1 each and crisps lol "

Woohoo DB..... Where are you??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't want it 2 be

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By *eeflower69Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Merry down and a hand down my pants? Sounds good to me

where's the party at pp?

I'm pretty sure it won't be at the wealthy guy's place!

Lol probably not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dieselboy was offering a tenner that would get us 1 each and crisps lol

Woohoo DB..... Where are you??

Skipping doon the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get bk here with that tenner db

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get bk here with that tenner db

I've put it somewhere safe you need to find it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh strip search I like that

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Merry down and a hand down my pants? Sounds good to me

where's the party at pp? "

Pimp Palace of course, just shy about my wealth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I better get an invite lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Merry down and a hand down my pants? Sounds good to me

where's the party at pp?

Pimp Palace of course, just shy about my wealth

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thats aw thae fekin gas

Shares!!!

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Pimp Palace of course, just shy about my wealth

thats aw thae fekin gas

Shares!!!

My shares go up and doon mare times than my hareems knickers

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"I better get an invite lol "

Nae celtic fans allowed

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By *eeflower69Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Merry down and a hand down my pants? Sounds good to me

where's the party at pp?

Pimp Palace of course, just shy about my wealth

Cool shall I bring crisps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's not nice pp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was about to nip into the offy till i saw you indecisive lot clutching yer fivers queued up infront o me..lol.

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"That's not nice pp

Ok open to negotiation given celtic always pump my team would you be as kind to wear yir celtic top so i can pump you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mite think about it

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Who said I was jealous??? Wasn't me

I'm happy with the lovely friends I've made. I hope you find what you are looking for

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"I mite think about it

Gid lass lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's the only way u will get 2 pump celtic lol

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"That's the only way u will get 2 pump celtic lol "

At last the penny drops lol, hence my proposal

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By *igeresslilly43Woman
over a year ago

west lothian

Can't get vodka fur a fiver so I'm outta this convo

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Can't get vodka fur a fiver so I'm outta this convo

Who cannae

Just makes yeah blind right enough which might not be a bad thing on here

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By *igeresslilly43Woman
over a year ago

west lothian

"Can't get vodka fur a fiver so I'm outta this convo

Who cannae

Just makes yeah blind right enough which might not be a bad thing on here

buy me a bottle fur next time pp.....we can test ur theory - always wanted a guide dug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmm not sure we can get 2 bottles for a £5..... Maybe £8

used to be 3 for a tenner eh cutie??

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Some of us are very happy with a £5 bottle of cider and a fumble

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

I wonder what I'd get for £2.65?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm with you ff

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"I wonder what I'd get for £2.65?"

diamond ice 2L from shop next to pimp palace £2.49 shpeshal offer, 9% vol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheapskate lol

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"I wonder what I'd get for £2.65?

diamond ice 2L from shop next to pimp palace £2.49 shpeshal offer, 9% vol

That's all good and well, but there's no mention of a fumble, unless I have to do it to myself.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"I wonder what I'd get for £2.65?

diamond ice 2L from shop next to pimp palace £2.49 shpeshal offer, 9% vol

That's all good and well, but there's no mention of a fumble, unless I have to do it to myself.

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"I wonder what I'd get for £2.65?

diamond ice 2L from shop next to pimp palace £2.49 shpeshal offer, 9% vol

That's all good and well, but there's no mention of a fumble, unless I have to do it to myself.

After diamond ice you willnae ken if its new york or new year lol

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"I wonder what I'd get for £2.65?

diamond ice 2L from shop next to pimp palace £2.49 shpeshal offer, 9% vol

That's all good and well, but there's no mention of a fumble, unless I have to do it to myself.

After diamond ice you willnae ken if its new york or new year lol

So that will save me sitting on my hand first?

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