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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi All

I've been lurking for a couple of days and decided it was time to say hello.

I've brought my own straight jacket which I believe is a mandatory requirement when entering the forum.

Can someone direct me to a padded cell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Follow me.....

Muhahahaha

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Hi and welcome.... Hope you remembered the cake

Oh and I'm the quiet one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome and as the person above said did u mind the cake , plus it's me that is the quiet one

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Hello

If you've been lurking you know to bring cakes and doughnuts

And you also know no one is quiet/sane/intelligent - we are all as mad as each other

Have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sane honest lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Em im sane the voices in my head told me I was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome mate enjoy have fun. If you have been lurking then you already know am the

Intelligent one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello and welcome - leave your cakes on the table

and grab a seat

nurse ratchett is on hols so the meds are FREE

Oh and don't listen to cutie - I'm the quiet one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope there's cake left!

Welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you need a step up?

I'm the mischievous one, but you'll know that if you've been lurking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now where's the cake Newbie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its all been eaten rt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I cannot believe there's no cake left. Someone must have had the piece of cake with the metal file and map of the secret tunnel hidden inside it. Damn!

Thanks for the welcome, I suppose I'm the 'completely bewildered' one

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Keep your wandering hands OFF my meds cart, you reprobates!!!

Nurse R.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep your wandering hands OFF my meds cart, you reprobates!!!

Nurse R.

Oh shit! Sssssssssssssorry miss nurse ratchett

Ffs I thought you guys said she was away fucking?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Keep your wandering hands OFF my meds cart, you reprobates!!!

Nurse R.

Oh shit! Sssssssssssssorry miss nurse ratchett

Ffs I thought you guys said she was away fucking?!?!?!?!?!?!?

wee soul is sleeping, think I have worn him out

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"I cannot believe there's no cake left. Someone must have had the piece of cake with the metal file and map of the secret tunnel hidden inside it. Damn!

Thanks for the welcome, I suppose I'm the 'completely bewildered' one

Muahahaha there's no escape from here....... But your ok bru is usually the bewildered one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaffa cake is it a biscuit or cake????

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Jaffa cake is it a biscuit or cake????"

Everybody knows its a cake ..... Cakes go hard n biscuits go soft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep your wandering hands OFF my meds cart, you reprobates!!!

Nurse R.

Oh shit! Sssssssssssssorry miss nurse ratchett

Ffs I thought you guys said she was away fucking?!?!?!?!?!?!?

wee soul is sleeping, think I have worn him out

I hope you didn't drug him

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Jaffa cake is it a biscuit or cake????

Everybody knows its a cake ..... Cakes go hard n biscuits go soft

I'm a cake when I see you then cutie :p

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By *eeflower69Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Hello and welcome Lurker and don't listen to any of them I'm the quiet one.

Also I have the file but I ate the map

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Jaffa cake is it a biscuit or cake????

Everybody knows its a cake ..... Cakes go hard n biscuits go soft

I'm a cake when I see you then cutie :p"

Might have known.... Mention cake n there you are

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Jaffa cake is it a biscuit or cake????

Everybody knows its a cake ..... Cakes go hard n biscuits go soft

I'm a cake when I see you then cutie :p

Might have known.... Mention cake n there you are

Mention cake & going hard & I will appear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cannot believe there's no cake left. Someone must have had the piece of cake with the metal file and map of the secret tunnel hidden inside it. Damn!

Thanks for the welcome, I suppose I'm the 'completely bewildered' one

Muahahaha there's no escape from here....... But your ok bru is usually the bewildered one

"
wots bewildered???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cannot believe there's no cake left. Someone must have had the piece of cake with the metal file and map of the secret tunnel hidden inside it. Damn!

Thanks for the welcome, I suppose I'm the 'completely bewildered' one

Who needs a map? I already KNOW where the door is. It's the big oblong thing at the end of the hall that I go out the minute I've drugged RatShit with the Meds nicked off her cart.

So no cake huh? (This one I'll keep an eye on.)

You can join Bru in the Bewildered Section. You can't miss him - he's dressed like Bob the Builder when he joined the Village People. I suspect you'll be best buddies. Right, I'm off to see who's got a cake stash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaffa cake is it a biscuit or cake????

Everybody knows its a cake ..... Cakes go hard n biscuits go soft

Hmm...does that mean penises (penii?) qualify as both biscuits and cake?

Is that why ladies like them?

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Jaffa cake is it a biscuit or cake????

Everybody knows its a cake ..... Cakes go hard n biscuits go soft

Hmm...does that mean penises (penii?) qualify as both biscuits and cake?

Is that why ladies like them?

Hmm never thought about it like that before....... But I think you may be right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello and welcome Mr Newbie

I'm the kind and caring one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaffa cake is it a biscuit or cake????

Everybody knows its a cake ..... Cakes go hard n biscuits go soft

Hmm...does that mean penises (penii?) qualify as both biscuits and cake?

Is that why ladies like them?

Careful... the creamy ones make ladies FAT - usually for 9 months, then they get anti-nasal depression. I think that means they get right up yer nose.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Jaffa cake is it a biscuit or cake????

Everybody knows its a cake ..... Cakes go hard n biscuits go soft

That makes me a cake

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Hi, newbie. If I was you I would have kept lurking. X

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Hello and welcome Mr Newbie

I'm the kind and caring one

Hmmmm. I think your name tells him a different story

(got to keep up your image)

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Hi, newbie. If I was you I would have kept lurking. X"

You haven't lurked in years

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Okay, inmates, I've read all your posts and if I could get out of this straight jacket I'd bolt. Maybe after my lobotomy I'll settle in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi there newbie I'm the geographically challenged one.

Unbuckle that straight jacket and and have fun in here.

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"Hi, newbie. If I was you I would have kept lurking. X

You haven't lurked in years

I still lurk from time to time

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Right everyone is something when someone new posts, the quiet one, the geographically challenged one, the furry one and so on.

What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right everyone is something when someone new posts, the quiet one, the geographically challenged one, the furry one and so on.

What am I?

"
your the serious one lol

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"Right everyone is something when someone new posts, the quiet one, the geographically challenged one, the furry one and so on.

What am I?

your the serious one lol

Mmm really?

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"What am I?

A ride and a half i'd say

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"What am I?

A ride and a half i'd say

So when I'm saying hello to the newbies I have to say... I'm the ride and a half

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right everyone is something when someone new posts, the quiet one, the geographically challenged one, the furry one and so on.

What am I?

your the serious one lol

Mmm really?

"
really serious

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"What am I?

A ride and a half i'd say

So when I'm saying hello to the newbies I have to say... I'm the ride and a half

No i will tell em

See her with the cute arse, shes a ride and a half lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What am I then pp and no rudeness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AL have a go at this one and say the leggy wan

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"What am I then pp and no rudeness

erm florence nightingale

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"What am I?

A ride and a half i'd say

So when I'm saying hello to the newbies I have to say... I'm the ride and a half

No i will tell em

See her with the cute arse, shes a ride and a half lol "

Thanks Pimp Pump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure I am lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right everyone is something when someone new posts, the quiet one, the geographically challenged one, the furry one and so on.

What am I?

You're the bum, wife.

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"What am I?

A ride and a half i'd say

So when I'm saying hello to the newbies I have to say... I'm the ride and a half

No i will tell em

See her with the cute arse, shes a ride and a half lol

Thanks Pimp Pump

Your welcome cute arse

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"Right everyone is something when someone new posts, the quiet one, the geographically challenged one, the furry one and so on.

What am I?

You're the bum, wife. "

What!! I'm a bum, thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anytime, wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anytime, wife

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Jesus another fab wedding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi All

I've been lurking for a couple of days and decided it was time to say hello.

I've brought my own straight jacket which I believe is a mandatory requirement when entering the forum.

Can someone direct me to a padded cell?"

Run, run now and get out while you still can, they'll suck you in and turn you to a quivering wreck, trust me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anytime, wife

Jesus another fab wedding

Yeah but ffs Bru buy a new hat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anytime, wife

Jesus another fab wedding

Whats the other weddings???

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"Anytime, wife

Jesus another fab wedding

It's alright we ran off to the little white chapel in Las Vegas and got married by a dodgy Elvis impersonator. Then spent the next two weeks shagging and eating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's alright we ran off to the little white chapel in Las Vegas and got married by a dodgy Elvis impersonator. Then spent the next two weeks shagging and eating "

Ahh memories. We should dig out the photo album.

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

It's alright we ran off to the little white chapel in Las Vegas and got married by a dodgy Elvis impersonator. Then spent the next two weeks shagging and eating

Ahh memories. We should dig out the photo album. "

The one that you have to be over eighteen to open

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Run, run now and get out while you still can, they'll suck you in and turn you to a quivering wreck, trust me.

Sounds good to me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's alright we ran off to the little white chapel in Las Vegas and got married by a dodgy Elvis impersonator. Then spent the next two weeks shagging and eating

Ahh memories. We should dig out the photo album.

The one that you have to be over eighteen to open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run, run now and get out while you still can, they'll suck you in and turn you to a quivering wreck, trust me.

Sounds good to me..."

Lol, don't say I didn't warn you.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"I cannot believe there's no cake left. Someone must have had the piece of cake with the metal file and map of the secret tunnel hidden inside it. Damn!

Thanks for the welcome, I suppose I'm the 'completely bewildered' one

Muahahaha there's no escape from here....... But your ok bru is usually the bewildered one

No, you have to know there is something confusing to be bewildered. That is the state we are usually in.

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