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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Been on here for a few weeks but decided to introduce myself. Always up for banter and see you's lot have a right laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been on here for a few weeks but decided to introduce myself. Always up for banter and see you's lot have a right laugh!

welcum mate there all mad in here other than me

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Afternoon

Pull up a straight jacket - you can get one from nurse ratchet. He's lying by the way ^^^^^ lol

There are no quiet/sane/good ones in here - just loud/insane/very naughty people - hope you'll fit right in

Did you bring cake???

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By *lyce and Mister MCouple
over a year ago

Falkirk

Hi *waves*

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Always up for banter and see you's lot have a right laugh!

New blood

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Hi and welcome.....

I prefer doughnuts to cake

Oh and I'm the quiet one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

totally crazzzy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi and welcome.....

I prefer doughnuts to cake

Oh and I'm the quiet one

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no yer no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There better be cake.

I'll be the one who flirts with you relentlessly till you tire & end up giving yourself over to me willingly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*on way to Krispy Kreme and greggs*

Glad there is rude and naughtyness my favourite!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*on way to Krispy Kreme and greggs*

Glad there is rude and naughtyness my favourite!!!

Fine, but come back with cake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fine, but come back with cake. "

That's why I'm at greggs love a sausage roll and a cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fine, but come back with cake.

That's why I'm at greggs love a sausage roll and a cake

Well come over & I'll roll your sausage then we can gorge on cream cake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fine, but come back with cake.

That's why I'm at greggs love a sausage roll and a cake

Well come over & I'll roll your sausage then we can gorge on cream cake. "

We could but I'm not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fine, but come back with cake.

That's why I'm at greggs love a sausage roll and a cake

Well come over & I'll roll your sausage then we can gorge on cream cake.

We could but I'm not.

Not at Gregg's??? Dammit!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Stuff the cakes ....get the beers in

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

He may be a spoilsport but at least he's buying the cakes

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Stuff the cakes ....get the beers in

Oi you!!! Cakes first!!! Then beers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He may be a spoilsport but at least he's buying the cakes

Jury's out till I see the cake & his sausage roll.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He may be a spoilsport but at least he's buying the cakes

Jury's out till I see the cake & his sausage roll. "

So until I rock out with my cock out I'm a no-one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been on here for a few weeks but decided to introduce myself. Always up for banter and see you's lot have a right laugh!

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awrigh mate welcome enjoy amd have fun. The truth is they are all a bit mental. It's just constant nonsense. However if you wish a serious conversion then talk to

Me. My nickname on here is Mr sensible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been on here for a few weeks but decided to introduce myself. Always up for banter and see you's lot have a right laugh!

awrigh mate welcome enjoy amd have fun. The truth is they are all a bit mental. It's just constant nonsense. However if you wish a serious conversion then talk to

Me. My nickname on here is Mr sensible

Yeah he wears the hard hat to protect what's left of his mind.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"There are no quiet/sane/good ones in here - just loud/insane/very naughty people - hope you'll fit right in

Did you bring cake???

Hey... I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Randy I think we are going to get on just fine. Maybe I can be your apprentice the rule the world like oasis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He may be a spoilsport but at least he's buying the cakes

Jury's out till I see the cake & his sausage roll.

So until I rock out with my cock out I'm a no-one?

Damn, he pulled the sad face. Who snitched to the new cutie that I'm a sucker for the puppy dog eyes? Ok ok, bring the cake & we'll talk. Pfft!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Randy I think we are going to get on just fine. Maybe I can be your apprentice the rule the world like oasis. "

How did you suss that Randy is Lord Sugar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are no quiet/sane/good ones in here - just loud/insane/very naughty people - hope you'll fit right in

Did you bring cake???

Hey... I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested!

Oasis didn't rule the world very long. They just argued & bickered till they couldn't stand one another. Let's just eat cake & admire each others sausage rolls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More Lord Vader than Lord Sugar.

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

i want it ALL cream cakes and yer sausage rolls as long as there plenty of meat

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"More Lord Vader than Lord Sugar.

(Wheeze, wheeze) "Bru, I am your Father"

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Feckin help bru as if lofe wasnt bad enough for the poor wee soul

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

meant life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would be an honour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would be an honour

To have Stu as your Father?!!

I knew there were similarities between you two. He needs to pack in smoking the roll ups tho.

Now attention back to the OP.

Cake you say? Think we'll get on just fine.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"To have Stu as your Father?!!

I'm much too young!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Noel Gallagher is my hero!!

Lets all eat cakes. Drink beer and gin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mind you will need a hell of a lot off cake mate cream or other wise cause we all love cake some love it more than others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Noel Gallagher is my hero!!

Lets all eat cakes. Drink beer and gin! "

I'm more a Southern Comfort man.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Noel Gallagher is my hero!!

Lets all eat cakes. Drink beer and gin! "

Noel Gallagher is a great guy but can't play poker for shit lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"mind you will need a hell of a lot off cake mate cream or other wise cause we all love cake some love it more than others

Are you calling me fat??????

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Beer and Gin

Its dark rum or nothing Mr

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Beer and Gin

Its dark rum or nothing Mr

BUY THE DARK RUM!!!!! Don't upset foe - she will be after you with a stick otherwise

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Ooh I will have a red wine please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beer and Gin

Its dark rum or nothing Mr

BUY THE DARK RUM!!!!! Don't upset foe - she will be after you with a stick otherwise

He's already getting my stick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey newbie youll have a gd time in here and hopefully lead to a gd time elsewhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I will stock up on the drinks folks!

Cocktails?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will stock up on the drinks folks!

Cocktails?!

Oh cocks n tails go nicely together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neva mind the tails

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Neva mind the tails

I'm on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Afternoon

Pull up a straight jacket - you can get one from nurse ratchet. He's lying by the way ^^^^^ lol

There are no quiet/sane/good ones in here - just loud/insane/very naughty people - hope you'll fit right in

Did you bring cake???

Speaking of cake i have mini victoria sponges in the oven then going to make buttercream for piping when my cakes are cooled

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

New meat.....

Give me the dark rum and let the rest eat cake

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

A belgian lady over a belgian bun everyday of the week for me

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Afternoon

Pull up a straight jacket - you can get one from nurse ratchet. He's lying by the way ^^^^^ lol

There are no quiet/sane/good ones in here - just loud/insane/very naughty people - hope you'll fit right in

Did you bring cake???

Speaking of cake i have mini victoria sponges in the oven then going to make buttercream for piping when my cakes are cooled

Are they ready yet?? I'm nearly there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm lost what's going on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all get lost youll catch up eventually

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Hi, bad boy. Hope you have fun x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi and welcome - I'm the quiet and shy one

but I do like cakes and sausage

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi, bad boy. Hope you have fun x"

Here's hoping! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi and welcome - I'm the quiet and shy one

but I do like cakes and sausage

xxx "

Plenty here to go around! Nice profile too

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Hi and welcome - I'm the quiet and shy one

but I do like cakes and sausage

xxx "

Ahem..... Lou I think you'll find I'm the quiet one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well hello Mr Badboy

Any problems just come and see moi. I'm kind, caring, nurturing, sympathetic and empathic. Always a booby pillow here for you...and I don't demand cake.

What I will demand though is your soul....we can be carted off to hell in a handcart together and keep warm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well hello Mr Badboy

Any problems just come and see moi. I'm kind, caring, nurturing, sympathetic and empathic. Always a booby pillow here for you...and I don't demand cake.

What I will demand though is your soul....we can be carted off to hell in a handcart together and keep warm

Why thanks!!! Love a booby pillow. I'm glad someone doesn't want cake! You can have my soul anyday;)

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Been on here for a few weeks but decided to introduce myself. Always up for banter and see you's lot have a right laugh!

Amother lamb to the slaughter....come in, we've been expecting you

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Been on here for a few weeks but decided to introduce myself. Always up for banter and see you's lot have a right laugh!

Amother lamb to the slaughter....come in, we've been expecting you

I'm sure I'm just as wild and rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello

Hello... Are you here to drink some cocktails. Eat cake and sausage rolls like the rest of these animals?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello

Hello... Are you here to drink some cocktails. Eat cake and sausage rolls like the rest of these animals? "

Oi...I'm not!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello

Hello... Are you here to drink some cocktails. Eat cake and sausage rolls like the rest of these animals?

Oi...I'm not!

I'm joking! You lot seem right nice once you've ate my play peice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello

Hello... Are you here to drink some cocktails. Eat cake and sausage rolls like the rest of these animals?

Oi...I'm not!

I'm joking! You lot seem right nice once you've ate my play peice. "

Wait till I rifle yer pockets....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello

Hello... Are you here to drink some cocktails. Eat cake and sausage rolls like the rest of these animals?

Oi...I'm not!

I'm joking! You lot seem right nice once you've ate my play peice. "

Only us ladies are nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only us ladies are nice

mao!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only us ladies are nice

Time will tell....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I like this one.

Shrewd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all nice unless you ask us not to be

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We all nice unless you ask us not to be

Does the same rule apply with biting?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"We all nice unless you ask us not to be

Does the same rule apply with biting? "

Huh. I have been asking, but no one has bitten my butt!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was out one night and a girl was walking upstairs infront of me so I bit her arse

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By *eeflower69Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Well hello young bi curious male with cake, welcome to Fab.... Don't worry we'll take good care of you.... Mwhahahahaha...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi and welcome - I'm the quiet and shy one

but I do like cakes and sausage

xxx

Ahem..... Lou I think you'll find I'm the quiet one

Ahem really Cutie?? That's not what I heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi and welcome - I'm the quiet and shy one

but I do like cakes and sausage

xxx

Plenty here to go around! Nice profile too"

Why thank you kind sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why thanks everyone!! You lot seem nice, feel free to chat away... Even " look after me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all nice unless you ask us not to be

Does the same rule apply with biting?

Huh. I have been asking, but no one has bitten my butt!

You havent asked loud enough

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Seriously, RUN!!! Now!! As fast as you can... You do not want to be here when Nurse Ratchett comes on shift... She is one scary mf!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seriously, RUN!!! Now!! As fast as you can... You do not want to be here when Nurse Ratchett comes on shift... She is one scary mf!!!

I'm sure I could manage

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Seriously, RUN!!! Now!! As fast as you can... You do not want to be here when Nurse Ratchett comes on shift... She is one scary mf!!!

I'm sure I could manage

put your money back in your pocket and do NOT bet against Nurst Ratshit... She will seriously beat you every time.... Luckily the witch is on holiday for a few days.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was out one night and a girl was walking upstairs infront of me so I bit her arse "

Had you not had yer tea before ya went out then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I will take a chance and learn from my mistakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mind you will need a hell of a lot off cake mate cream or other wise cause we all love cake some love it more than others

Are you calling me fat??????

Would I do a thing like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will take a chance and learn from my mistakes. "

Certainly one way to learn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rather you than me nurse ratshit is ruthless and will withhold meds

Do as she says

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rather you than me nurse ratshit is ruthless and will withhold meds

Do as she says

I'm sure who ever this person is decent. And looking forward to our meet!

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By *rnstar9inMan
over a year ago

central

"Rather you than me nurse ratshit is ruthless and will withhold meds

Do as she says

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i would do whatever mrs said if ment getting that ass never mund anything else lol sexy pic

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"We all nice unless you ask us not to be

Does the same rule apply with biting?

Huh. I have been asking, but no one has bitten my butt!

You havent asked loud enough

WILL YOU BITE MY BUM PLEASE!!! (Not you, RT!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had absolutely NO intention of going near it. I have standards.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"I had absolutely NO intention of going near it. I have standards.

Too damned fussy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teeth at the ready bk up please haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rather you than me nurse ratshit is ruthless and will withhold meds

Do as she says

i would do whatever mrs said if ment getting that ass never mund anything else lol sexy pic"

Aw thanx x

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By *rnstar9inMan
over a year ago

central

"Rather you than me nurse ratshit is ruthless and will withhold meds

Do as she says

i would do whatever mrs said if ment getting that ass never mund anything else lol sexy pic

Aw thanx x

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just being honest x

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Teeth at the ready bk up please haha

You got them out the bowl, then!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Teeth at the ready bk up please haha

You got them out the bowl, then!?

HAHA!!!!

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