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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Was wheeling ma granny round asda. A dropped her bag, bent down to pick it up and brushed ma t shirt against wheel chair. And got fookin shocked in ma right nipple. Fekin sore thought a had been tasered.

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By *ip sensationWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Pmsl...aww you poor boy here's me thinking it had been sucked to hard...

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I bet you enjoyed it

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Reckon your granny is trying to bump ye off Buroo.

Go Granny, Go Granny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Reckon your granny is trying to bump ye off Buroo.

Go Granny, Go Granny "
it wad fekin sore it's aw red it needs sookin

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Could be worse, if you hadn't given yourself a baldrick haircut, you could jump on the trampoline like my little girl and made all your hair stand on end like she does lmao

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

That's what you get for putting your granny in an electric chair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was wheeling ma granny round asda. A dropped her bag, bent down to pick it up and brushed ma t shirt against wheel chair. And got fookin shocked in ma right nipple. Fekin sore thought a had been tasered. "

Feck I gave Granny the instructions for the Tazer too.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Was wheeling ma granny round asda. A dropped her bag, bent down to pick it up and brushed ma t shirt against wheel chair. And got fookin shocked in ma right nipple. Fekin sore thought a had been tasered.

Feck I gave Granny the instructions for the Tazer too. "

I think she did a good job with it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was wheeling ma granny round asda. A dropped her bag, bent down to pick it up and brushed ma t shirt against wheel chair. And got fookin shocked in ma right nipple. Fekin sore thought a had been tasered.

Feck I gave Granny the instructions for the Tazer too.

I think she did a good job with it lol "

Obviously not good enough. I'd set the damned thing to EVAPORATE!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Was wheeling ma granny round asda. A dropped her bag, bent down to pick it up and brushed ma t shirt against wheel chair. And got fookin shocked in ma right nipple. Fekin sore thought a had been tasered.

Feck I gave Granny the instructions for the Tazer too.

I think she did a good job with it lol

Obviously not good enough. I'd set the damned thing to EVAPORATE!"

Trouble was, she hit his nipple and it discharged out through his tanned cock lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was wheeling ma granny round asda. A dropped her bag, bent down to pick it up and brushed ma t shirt against wheel chair. And got fookin shocked in ma right nipple. Fekin sore thought a had been tasered.

Feck I gave Granny the instructions for the Tazer too.

I think she did a good job with it lol

Obviously not good enough. I'd set the damned thing to EVAPORATE!

Trouble was, she hit his nipple and it discharged out through his tanned cock lmao "

Don't talk nonsense. Electricity only goes to earth when something is big enough to touch the ground - have you not SEEN the CK bottle pic?

I've seen newborns with bigger!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Was wheeling ma granny round asda. A dropped her bag, bent down to pick it up and brushed ma t shirt against wheel chair. And got fookin shocked in ma right nipple. Fekin sore thought a had been tasered.

Feck I gave Granny the instructions for the Tazer too.

I think she did a good job with it lol

Obviously not good enough. I'd set the damned thing to EVAPORATE!

Trouble was, she hit his nipple and it discharged out through his tanned cock lmao

Don't talk nonsense. Electricity only goes to earth when something is big enough to touch the ground - have you not SEEN the CK bottle pic?

I've seen newborns with bigger!"

But it was pressed up against the tyre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was wheeling ma granny round asda. A dropped her bag, bent down to pick it up and brushed ma t shirt against wheel chair. And got fookin shocked in ma right nipple. Fekin sore thought a had been tasered.

Feck I gave Granny the instructions for the Tazer too.

I think she did a good job with it lol

Obviously not good enough. I'd set the damned thing to EVAPORATE!

Trouble was, she hit his nipple and it discharged out through his tanned cock lmao

Don't talk nonsense. Electricity only goes to earth when something is big enough to touch the ground - have you not SEEN the CK bottle pic?

I've seen newborns with bigger!

But it was pressed up against the tyre "

If I'd been in the chair I'd have run over the fkr!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Maybe he needs those things they used to put on cars to discharge it?

(No, I don't mean he has a discharge!)

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Maybe he needs those things they used to put on cars to discharge it?

(No, I don't mean he has a discharge!) "

He's got one - it's orange but doesn't reach the floor

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

I once reached up above a filing cabinet to put papers into a tray and got zapped right through the nipple. Screamed and clutched myself, then had to explain to my male colleagues what had happened. They were all falling about laughing. Not funny in the slightest. That was many years ago, but I can still remember the pain to this day! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once reached up above a filing cabinet to put papers into a tray and got zapped right through the nipple. Screamed and clutched myself, then had to explain to my male colleagues what had happened. They were all falling about laughing. Not funny in the slightest. That was many years ago, but I can still remember the pain to this day! lol"
see thanx goddess it still

Fekin sore. Begin to wonder if I have been experimental for aliens or sumthin. Or maybe a new breed of hero with electric powers. Perhaps I could join the justice league

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what would you name be though irn bru?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once reached up above a filing cabinet to put papers into a tray and got zapped right through the nipple. Screamed and clutched myself, then had to explain to my male colleagues what had happened. They were all falling about laughing. Not funny in the slightest. That was many years ago, but I can still remember the pain to this day! lolsee thanx goddess it still

Fekin sore. Begin to wonder if I have been experimental for aliens or sumthin. Or maybe a new breed of hero with electric powers. Perhaps I could join the justice league "

More chance of the Lollipop Guild.

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

When i worked in the hospita we used to get electric shocks of the beds whe we wer changing the sheets

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what would you name be though irn bru? "
STATIC MAN

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what would you name be though irn bru? "
STATIC MAN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what would you name be though irn bru? STATIC MAN "

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"I once reached up above a filing cabinet to put papers into a tray and got zapped right through the nipple. Screamed and clutched myself, then had to explain to my male colleagues what had happened. They were all falling about laughing. Not funny in the slightest. That was many years ago, but I can still remember the pain to this day! lol"

Does it still need kissed better?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"I once reached up above a filing cabinet to put papers into a tray and got zapped right through the nipple. Screamed and clutched myself, then had to explain to my male colleagues what had happened. They were all falling about laughing. Not funny in the slightest. That was many years ago, but I can still remember the pain to this day! lolsee thanx goddess it still

Fekin sore. Begin to wonder if I have been experimental for aliens or sumthin. Or maybe a new breed of hero with electric powers. Perhaps I could join the justice league

More chance of the Lollipop Guild. "

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Next time to stop you dropping her handbag make sure you have it on your shoulder properly. It will save any shocks in the future.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"I once reached up above a filing cabinet to put papers into a tray and got zapped right through the nipple. Screamed and clutched myself, then had to explain to my male colleagues what had happened. They were all falling about laughing. Not funny in the slightest. That was many years ago, but I can still remember the pain to this day! lolsee thanx goddess it still

Fekin sore. Begin to wonder if I have been experimental for aliens or sumthin. Or maybe a new breed of hero with electric powers. Perhaps I could join the justice league "

Get yourself a pair of feety pyjamas like Peter Griffin, that's how he got his static electric powers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was wheeling ma granny round asda. A dropped her bag, bent down to pick it up and brushed ma t shirt against wheel chair. And got fookin shocked in ma right nipple. Fekin sore thought a had been tasered.

Feck I gave Granny the instructions for the Tazer too. "

Funny times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was wheeling ma granny round asda. A dropped her bag, bent down to pick it up and brushed ma t shirt against wheel chair. And got fookin shocked in ma right nipple. Fekin sore thought a had been tasered.

Feck I gave Granny the instructions for the Tazer too.

I think she did a good job with it lol

Obviously not good enough. I'd set the damned thing to EVAPORATE!"

Funnier times

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