FabSwingers.com forum: random. nonsense

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Feel free to post whit you want

AL start

I like nylon

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

A hud a wet dream aboot a snaw shoo foo e yak shite ....... um a disturbed ? ..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm all sunburnt and its fucking sore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm all sunburnt and its fucking sore

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yeah me too fuckin paisley sun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm all sunburnt and its fucking sore

yeah me too fuckin paisley sun"

Cannae say that very often lol

On the bright side it means you can stay away from the self tan cream

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

I saw a picture of a red panda today....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why are women wearing there pj's out an about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw a picture of a red panda today....

pmsl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This week i have been mostly eating acorns!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you(Mr Bru) live on this site, ffs you're all thats on the scottish forums? (eh no offence meant by the way, it's just an observation)?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"do you(Mr Bru) live on this site, ffs you're all thats on the scottish forums? (eh no offence meant by the way, it's just an observation)?"

He's the star attraction!

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By *erverts R usCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

"do you(Mr Bru) live on this site, ffs you're all thats on the scottish forums? (eh no offence meant by the way, it's just an observation)?

He's the star attraction!

Oh no not again "Boke"!!!! Its those pants of his that does its bless hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most nonsensical thing I can think of would be:

logging into the fab forums, and seeing everyone being nice to each other.

If people didn't have anything nice to say, they'd say nothing at all.

And

There would be no moral police 'you shouldn't do this or that', when the posting has nothing to do with them.

Where

A place where people can chat, debate, express ideas, without being hounded constantly and being severely provoked, over and over again, into losing one's temper.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"The most nonsensical thing I can think of would be:

logging into the fab forums, and seeing everyone being nice to each other.

If people didn't have anything nice to say, they'd say nothing at all.

And

There would be no moral police 'you shouldn't do this or that', when the posting has nothing to do with them.

Where

A place where people can chat, debate, express ideas, without being hounded constantly and being severely provoked, over and over again, into losing one's temper.

Now that's just silly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The most nonsensical thing I can think of would be:

logging into the fab forums, and seeing everyone being nice to each other.

If people didn't have anything nice to say, they'd say nothing at all.

And

There would be no moral police 'you shouldn't do this or that', when the posting has nothing to do with them.

Where

A place where people can chat, debate, express ideas, without being hounded constantly and being severely provoked, over and over again, into losing one's temper.

Now that's just silly!

Exactly, I did say it was the most nonsensical thing I could think of, to expect.

Very silly indeed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do you(Mr Bru) live on this site, ffs you're all thats on the scottish forums? (eh no offence meant by the way, it's just an observation)?"

Oh YOU I'm liking already.

If you've brought cake then BONUS!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Someone brought cake??!?!?!???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone brought cake??!?!?!???

We're waiting in that result coming in.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Someone brought cake??!?!?!???

We're waiting in that result coming in. "

So you got my hopes up for nothing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As the sun is currently hiding behind a cloud I think a nice relaxing bath is on the cards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then I'm gorging out on this Cream Cake!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Then I'm gorging out on this Cream Cake!

Bastard!!!!

. what is it with you, cake and cream??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Then I'm gorging out on this Cream Cake!

Bastard!!!!

. what is it with you, cake and cream??

I'll give you cake Andy, you bring the cream

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I have cake, it's what I feed the shed gimp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have cake, it's what I feed the shed gimp.

Don't call PP that, its very rude

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I have cake, it's what I feed the shed gimp.

Don't call PP that, its very rude

Don't be silly Kuntykinky... I mean Ryan of the chicken and socks!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have cake, it's what I feed the shed gimp.

Don't call PP that, its very rude

Don't be silly Kuntykinky... I mean Ryan of the chicken and socks!!!!

Preferred when I thought it was PP

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I have cake, it's what I feed the shed gimp.

Don't call PP that, its very rude

Don't be silly Kuntykinky... I mean Ryan of the chicken and socks!!!!

Preferred when I thought it was PP

OK, will chuck Ryan back over the wall and lock up PillockPlump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have cake, it's what I feed the shed gimp.

Don't call PP that, its very rude

Don't be silly Kuntykinky... I mean Ryan of the chicken and socks!!!!

Preferred when I thought it was PP

OK, will chuck Ryan back over the wall and lock up PillockPlump

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

I saw a sign today for "Brazilian Ju Jitsu".....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone else never feel hungry?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does anyone else never feel hungry?"
now you mention it

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

hey its stopped raining ned to tell that wee man called noah i dont want a trip in his ark

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Well u did say post what u want

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

can i have some cream cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"can i have some cream cake

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av got cake, can you wait while I add cream lol

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"can i have some cream cake

av got cake, can you wait while I add cream lol

Make sure it's fresh.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's totally disorganised in everything apart from work.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Why, when you go to MacDonalds, and ask for a burger WITHOUT something on it does it take longer to make than a burger with EVERYTHING on it?

More to the point, why do they have to put fucking mayonnaise on everything?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why, when you go to MacDonalds, and ask for a burger WITHOUT something on it does it take longer to make than a burger with EVERYTHING on it?

More to the point, why do they have to put fucking mayonnaise on everything?

takes too long for it to compute computation the person that served you lol, as for the mayonnaise nope you got me on that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking ( I know don't faint) of investing in a fucking machine.

3 weeks of no sex got 3 more to go , vibrator has steam coming out of it and not only that using up TOO many batteries and fucking hands getting tired. That is all

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Why, when you go to MacDonalds, and ask for a burger WITHOUT something on it does it take longer to make than a burger with EVERYTHING on it?

More to the point, why do they have to put fucking mayonnaise on everything?

takes too long for it to compute computation the person that served you lol, as for the mayonnaise nope you got me on that one.

Another MacDonalds question:

Why is it I have to have MacDonalds just because the grandweans want it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why, when you go to MacDonalds, and ask for a burger WITHOUT something on it does it take longer to make than a burger with EVERYTHING on it?

More to the point, why do they have to put fucking mayonnaise on everything?

takes too long for it to compute computation the person that served you lol, as for the mayonnaise nope you got me on that one.

Another MacDonalds question:

Why is it I have to have MacDonalds just because the grandweans want it?

Ahh Daniel son.....

This is testing time for you, you need to stay away from Mr Mac Donald he not so nice..

I give you some exercises to over come this.......

Wax on ...... wax off......

Repeat with hand motions when g children tempt you.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Why, when you go to MacDonalds, and ask for a burger WITHOUT something on it does it take longer to make than a burger with EVERYTHING on it?

More to the point, why do they have to put fucking mayonnaise on everything?

takes too long for it to compute computation the person that served you lol, as for the mayonnaise nope you got me on that one.

Another MacDonalds question:

Why is it I have to have MacDonalds just because the grandweans want it?

Ahh Daniel son.....

This is testing time for you, you need to stay away from Mr Mac Donald he not so nice..

I give you some exercises to over come this.......

Wax on ...... wax off......

Repeat with hand motions when g children tempt you.

Mmm... Go to MacDonalds, or polish the car.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it, go to McDonalds , whilst your there could get me a strawberry milkshake and a big Mac?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Fuck it, go to McDonalds , whilst your there could get me a strawberry milkshake and a big Mac?

Is that with or without mayo?

I'll have ein Doppel-Käse-Burger und ein Kaffee...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone else never feel hungry?"
I eat more than i should due to my short term memory loss.

"Yer havin another one?" I dunno, am i, did i?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck it, go to McDonalds , whilst your there could get me a strawberry milkshake and a big Mac?

Is that with or without mayo?

I'll have ein Doppel-Käse-Burger und ein Kaffee...

mit mayo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One day I'll fly away

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

remember yer wings Hey can u not ask for no mayo at Mac D,s

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"One day I'll fly away

You changing your name to Red Bull?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One day I'll fly away

You changing your name to Red Bull?"
oi stu wot you doin on this thread. Lol

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

I am Omnipotent, all seeing, all knowing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The words 'Random' and 'Nonsense' seemed to put me in mind of someone.. Wonder who...

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By *eeflower69Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

I bought my 22 year old son a skeleton onesie... He is not impressed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am Omnipotent, all seeing, all knowing.

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you firing blanks then

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"I bought my 22 year old son a skeleton onesie... He is not impressed.

Ooh! Where from, and do they do it age 7-8?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"I am Omnipotent, all seeing, all knowing.

you firing blanks then

Only since the epididimal cystectomies!

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By *eeflower69Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"I bought my 22 year old son a skeleton onesie... He is not impressed.

Ooh! Where from, and do they do it age 7-8?"

EBay. it was from Beijng, eBay seller liqun-wigs but try searching for kigurumi pajamas anime cosplay.

Don't know if they do kids but probably

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bought my 22 year old son a skeleton onesie... He is not impressed.

Ooh! Where from, and do they do it age 7-8?

EBay. it was from Beijng, eBay seller liqun-wigs but try searching for kigurumi pajamas anime cosplay.

Don't know if they do kids but probably

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always knew stu was s big kid

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"I bought my 22 year old son a skeleton onesie... He is not impressed.

Ooh! Where from, and do they do it age 7-8?

EBay. it was from Beijng, eBay seller liqun-wigs but try searching for kigurumi pajamas anime cosplay.

Don't know if they do kids but probably

always knew stu was s big kid"

Guilty as charged!

Thanks for the info! I could get one each for me and the wee man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The most nonsensical thing I can think of would be:

logging into the fab forums, and seeing everyone being nice to each other.

If people didn't have anything nice to say, they'd say nothing at all.

And

There would be no moral police 'you shouldn't do this or that', when the posting has nothing to do with them.

Where

A place where people can chat, debate, express ideas, without being hounded constantly and being severely provoked, over and over again, into losing one's temper.

Bump

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