FabSwingers.com forum: sent messages

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok who obsessively checks their sent messages to see if someone you messaged has read your last message you sent them, then start to get all agitated until they read the message then get all excited that they have read your message, then wait really impatiently to get one back

and when it pops into the inbox you just can't open it fast enough and almost jizz in your pants clicking on it and smile all the way through reading the message?

Just asking cos I know randy does this when he gets my messages, don't ya randy

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

oooh, someone's in a mischievous mood tonight lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"oooh, someone's in a mischievous mood tonight lol

Im saying nothing. Im not incriminating myself lol

Im in deep shit though lol

Will you be my alibi?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Been here all along on the forum with you right?

So yeah what we're we talkin about again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do I do I do im very impatient

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Been here all along on the forum with you right?

So yeah what we're we talkin about again

I do believe we were discussing what it's worth for me to cover your ass when RT comes a-hunting.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I do believe we were discussing what it's worth for me to cover your ass when RT comes a-hunting.....

Lol

He's been in New Zealand today so I think iv got some time.

Yearh, I can get some green and white crutches for ye

Or a second hand car from ma. Car salesman uncle terry

Terry tibs

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I do believe we were discussing what it's worth for me to cover your ass when RT comes a-hunting.....

Lol

He's been in New Zealand today so I think iv got some time.

Yearh, I can get some green and white crutches for ye

Or a second hand car from ma. Car salesman uncle terry

Terry tibs

Go for it... you will be wearing them up yer ass sideyways!!!

RANDY!!!!! We need to talk!!! NOW!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do I do I do im very impatient

Lol!!

Are you also one of these people who send a text then if you don't get a reply asap you send another saying just "????"

Lol

Lol me too though but Im shit at replying. I'll read a message and then get distracted and forget to reply

Or I'll go to write a short one and before I know it it's like 10 paragraphs long

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do I do I do im very impatient

Do ya also start stalking the profile to see if they're still online, or when they were last online? Was it before you sent your message or after? Lol Were they online since you sent it and they didn't reply to your message? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Go for it... you will be wearing them up yer ass sideyways!!!

RANDY!!!!! We need to talk!!! NOW!!!

Sideways!!!Lol!!! Lovely

No no shh shh please shh

I take it back...im sorry, pleas just hide me....I'll be good. Promise

C'mon the jambos

I'll give you a verifuckation from one of my 19 fake profiles, that's got to be worth something?

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

I'm rubbish at even looking at my messages

and I'm pretty bad with texts too ..... So nope I never check

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm rubbish at even looking at my messages

and I'm pretty bad with texts too ..... So nope I never check

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a message freak, constantly checking and hoping for that elusive message received icon

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a message freak, constantly checking and hoping for that elusive message received icon

Thats cos you have a block on guys messagin ya lol

How do you expect to get any messages if you block all the guys? Your missing out on all The 'I'll suck your diyk mehn' messages lol

(said like the crackhead from don't be a menace to society whilst drinking your juice in hood)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm rubbish at even looking at my messages

and I'm pretty bad with texts too ..... So nope I never check

Yeah you too. You have a block on all us guys messaging you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/05/13 11:28:18]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perpetual click syndrome", nae cure for it, apart from a gradual weaning off process can help, lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope

Aye you too

I think there should be a national 'remove blocking guys from messaging you' day on Fab

Where Your block comes off for a day and we can all hound ya

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

When I see that little "new message" icon I just think....."Fk, what now"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/05/13 11:28:28]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Vargus... RUN

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"When I see that little "new message" icon I just think....."Fk, what now"?

When I see it, I think "What am I getting banned for now, and for how long?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Perpetual click syndrome", nae cure for it, apart from a gradual weaning off process can help, lol

Lol I think you hit the nail on the head there

click click click clickedy click click

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Perpetual click syndrome", nae cure for it, apart from a gradual weaning off process can help, lol

Tell tale sign of the syndrome peaking is if you find yerself clicking sent messages faster than a game of space invaders (ohh showing my age now)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mr Vargus... RUN"

Ah whats the point in running, youll be able to track me with micro chip anyway so no point in delaying the inevitable lol

Did you remove last post or Did a moderator do it lol

P.s don't know what yer talkin about

That wasn't me!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I see that little "new message" icon I just think....."Fk, what now"?

Lol you mean kinda like when we see a new thread posted by bru? Lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"When I see that little "new message" icon I just think....."Fk, what now"?

Lol you mean kinda like when we see a new thread posted by bru? Lol

LOL.....Yip!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr Vargus... RUN

Ah whats the point in running, youll be able to track me with micro chip anyway so no point in delaying the inevitable lol

Did you remove last post or Did a moderator do it lol

P.s don't know what yer talkin about

That wasn't me!!!!!"

However long it took you to hatch that little plan (including impersonating a Moderator) will only mean my wrath is going to be exacted on your lil butt when your tracking device gives away your location & you're hauled off so that I can watch you squirm & scream for mercy. Too try & shift the blame on poor innocent Ninj is contemptible & no doubt we will both be hunting you down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi friendly send me an invite.xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr Vargus... RUN

Ah whats the point in running, youll be able to track me with micro chip anyway so no point in delaying the inevitable lol

Did you remove last post or Did a moderator do it lol

P.s don't know what yer talkin about

That wasn't me!!!!!"

I removed the post Vic not the ModeRAPER.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I may visit Fife today. Mwuhahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a message freak, constantly checking and hoping for that elusive message received icon

Thats cos you have a block on guys messagin ya lol

How do you expect to get any messages if you block all the guys? Your missing out on all The 'I'll suck your diyk mehn' messages lol

(said like the crackhead from don't be a menace to society whilst drinking your juice in hood)

Is the reason I've blocked the single guys lol.

Though the ladies can still send those messages

And great film btw!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a message freak, constantly checking and hoping for that elusive message received icon

Thats cos you have a block on guys messagin ya lol

How do you expect to get any messages if you block all the guys? Your missing out on all The 'I'll suck your diyk mehn' messages lol

(said like the crackhead from don't be a menace to society whilst drinking your juice in hood)

Is the reason I've blocked the single guys lol.

Though the ladies can still send those messages

And great film btw!"

What about other single guys holding a group meet, gangbang or adult party,as listed on your interests, they wont be able to invite you ?

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