FabSwingers.com forum: wont cook cant be arsed to cook

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

why is it in this day an age the ladies of this world either cant cook or wont cook ...I have met a lot of ladies on here over the past 18 months or so...and yet not one of them has cooked me as much as a slice of fecking toast grrrrrrrrrrrrr...is this just a me or is this just the way of the world now....!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think the ladies you meet on here and looking to show you their expertise in the kitchen! Xxx

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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I've eaten very well thank you

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"I don't think the ladies you meet on here and looking to show you their expertise in the kitchen! Xxx"

Oh I don't know - kitchens can be fun too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I meant their culinary skills

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"I meant their culinary skills

Hehehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

yes but its nice to be creative lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well the last thing we joined fab for was a meal haha fun with food now thats different

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

I do like to munch some muff nom nom

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Can say the same for the men!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well the last thing we joined fab for was a meal haha fun with food now thats different

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am on ma way round with a tin of beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm stuffed .. lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

well I like to wine and dine is that so bad lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

feed them then fuck them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boak beans no ta hehe

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Ahem I love to cook ( just ignore my veri that says I burn things

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But can't say I usually get time on a meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol..well everyone should make some effort from time to time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

beans on toast nom nom lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok i'm gonna say it but maybe u aint getting fed coz u aint satisfied them enough

Maybe they wanted u not to eat food but to eat them Mmmmmm nom nom

Just a thought

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know what am going to do...make u eat those words lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know what am going to do...make u eat those words lol x"

Mmmmmm nom nom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

well I never heard you complaining at the time you cheeky fecker lol !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well I never heard you complaining at the time you cheeky fecker lol !!!! "

Too busy fooking eating!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I had a guy stay over I made him Bacon and egg on toast with cheese, quite pleased never make myself breakfast so thought il treat him haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a trained chef I have no problem cooking for ladies.

I do tend to be hypercritical of people's culinary delights though.

I am partial to eating food off of a naked lady

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"As a trained chef I have no problem cooking for ladies.

I do tend to be hypercritical of people's culinary delights though.

I am partial to eating food off of a naked lady "

Well as a non trained amateur I'm quite happy to let you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I normally cook when i invite a female round as she always brings the dessert which sometimes is better than what i cook so no complaints here

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

I was a chef for more years than I care to remember, so I am the one who does all the cooking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love cooking but wont be inviting meets round for dinner

Maybe if they become friends but until then have yer dinner afore you leave the house or pick up a takeaway on yer way home

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"I love cooking but wont be inviting meets round for dinner

Maybe if they become friends but until then have yer dinner afore you leave the house or pick up a takeaway on yer way home

Ok, invite me round, I can nip into the Night Palace on Paisley Road West....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food? Really? It ain't come dine with me.

Last thing I feel like on a full tummy is sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Food? Really? It ain't come dine with me.

Last thing I feel like on a full tummy is sex.

So what do u feel like on a full tummy please tell us don't keep it too urself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Food? Really? It ain't come dine with me.

Last thing I feel like on a full tummy is sex.

So what do u feel like on a full tummy please tell us don't keep it too urself

A nice coffee then a nap,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Food? Really? It ain't come dine with me.

Last thing I feel like on a full tummy is sex.

So what do u feel like on a full tummy please tell us don't keep it too urself

A nice coffee then a nap,lol "

Kool Kool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

met a lovely lady on here that showed me how to make healthy healthy muesli and her own veg.lasagne too. me, i can muck up a "just add hot water" porridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Food? Really? It ain't come dine with me.

Last thing I feel like on a full tummy is sex.

So what do u feel like on a full tummy please tell us don't keep it too urself

A nice coffee then a nap,lol

Kool Kool

Anyways should be sex, then have a appetite for food after the sex.

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By *eeflower69Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"well I like to wine and dine is that so bad lol"

You like to wine and dine but you expect the ladies to cook it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

no don't expect just would be nice now and again

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"no don't expect just would be nice now and again

Ok I will make you garlic bread

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Slap up meal at Axels place then????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why is it in this day an age the ladies of this world either cant cook or wont cook ...I have met a lot of ladies on here over the past 18 months or so...and yet not one of them has cooked me as much as a slice of fecking toast grrrrrrrrrrrrr...is this just a me or is this just the way of the world now....!!!!"
you have not met me yet as if when someone is at my home I always cook and get steamy in the kitchen whilst waiting on the food getting ready, then just wait for your afters they are even hotter. x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

anytime hunni x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as chef i always provide nice breakfast if night has deserved it :P

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