FabSwingers.com forum: new member saying hi.

By *ungrylion OP Man
over a year ago

ayrshire.

hi there people, i thought id write a little passage and introduce myself to you all. my name is james im 26 and come from north ayrshire, im bi curious and new to the world of swinging. i have tried almost everything and somethings i loved and still continue to do like watersports, i love the feel of it all over me and the taste. i also like a little bit of cross dressing during sex, mostly just underwear. i have had plenty of sex with girls but feel that its time for me to bridge the gap and experiment with having sex with guys but only in a male female situation. i have pictures on my profile and can take more if needed so pop over and say hi and you never know where it'll take us.

thanks for your time people, thats my story so far.

ps, im heavily tattooed and have a pierced cock if thats of any interest to anyone.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Good afternoon James

Welcome to the forum, take a straight jacket, pull up a chair and have fun mate

Oh, did you bring cake???? All the newbies have to bring cake - it's in the swingers handbook - section 3 - paragraph 4.3

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By *ungrylion OP Man
over a year ago

ayrshire.

"Good afternoon James

Welcome to the forum, take a straight jacket, pull up a chair and have fun mate

Oh, did you bring cake???? All the newbies have to bring cake - it's in the swingers handbook - section 3 - paragraph 4.3

double jacketed as its rather cold just now and have loads of cake if anyone wants to help me get through it.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Good afternoon James

Welcome to the forum, take a straight jacket, pull up a chair and have fun mate

Oh, did you bring cake???? All the newbies have to bring cake - it's in the swingers handbook - section 3 - paragraph 4.3

double jacketed as its rather cold just now and have loads of cake if anyone wants to help me get through it."

Wooohoooo

. You're in!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awright mate and welcum. If you need any help gies a shout. Am a bit smarter than the rest. A think the rest of the guys on here either left or were expelled from school. , they think mensa is book club poor souls. But dont fear am hear to help enjoy and have fun

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Oooh new patients, mwuahahahahaha

Please report to Reception where you will be issued with you nice white jacket with shiny buckles and allocated your cell erm... room number.

Meds are issued daily at when I can be arsed o'clock.

Any problems or questions will be answered by someone else.

Please DO NOT under any circumstances approach Bru, he is in quarantine as he is suffering from the highly contagious Bruitis.

Enjoy your stay with us.

Nurse Ratchett

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

James, search the forum for a thread called bruisms and you'll see how funny bru is

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By *ungrylion OP Man
over a year ago

ayrshire.

"Awright mate and welcum. If you need any help gies a shout. Am a bit smarter than the rest. A think the rest of the guys on here either left or were expelled from school. , they think mensa is book club poor souls. But dont fear am hear to help enjoy and have fun

aww cheers mate, taken under wing already. haha idiots, everybody knows mensa's a night club in saltcoats. im looking forward to loads of fun hopefully.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the loony bin pull up a pew and put your feet up and enjoy

They no a bad bunch in here just a bit mad haha im the sane one the mrs the mr aint sane either well cnt be as he wae me

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By *ungrylion OP Man
over a year ago

ayrshire.

"Oooh new patients, mwuahahahahaha

Please report to Reception where you will be issued with you nice white jacket with shiny buckles and allocated your cell erm... room number.

Meds are issued daily at when I can be arsed o'clock.

Any problems or questions will be answered by someone else.

Please DO NOT under any circumstances approach Bru, he is in quarantine as he is suffering from the highly contagious Bruitis.

Enjoy your stay with us.

Nurse Ratchett

thank you nurse ratchett and the many voices in my head thank you aswell.

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Hello and welcome..... Erm I prefer doughnuts to cake ..... Oh and I'm the quiet one

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By *ungrylion OP Man
over a year ago

ayrshire.

"Welcome to the loony bin pull up a pew and put your feet up and enjoy

They no a bad bunch in here just a bit mad haha im the sane one the mrs the mr aint sane either well cnt be as he wae me

theres a little insane in all of us, the sight and smell of sex drives us into a frenzy.

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By *ungrylion OP Man
over a year ago

ayrshire.

"Hello and welcome..... Erm I prefer doughnuts to cake ..... Oh and I'm the quiet one

quiet one, sane ones, ones administering tablets, im getting to know everyone slowly but surely.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Welcome to the loony bin pull up a pew and put your feet up and enjoy

They no a bad bunch in here just a bit mad haha im the sane one the mrs the mr aint sane either well cnt be as he wae me

Sane? SANE?? You've got your own personalised straight jacket!!!! How can you be the sane one??

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Psst folks... I'm liking James's banter... Think he will fit in nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello and welcome..... Erm I prefer doughnuts to cake ..... Oh and I'm the quiet one

WHAT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome to the loony bin pull up a pew and put your feet up and enjoy

They no a bad bunch in here just a bit mad haha im the sane one the mrs the mr aint sane either well cnt be as he wae me

Sane? SANE?? You've got your own personalised straight jacket!!!! How can you be the sane one??

The voice in my head said I was sane was he lieing oh wait till I find him oh wherd he go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Hello and welcome..... Erm I prefer doughnuts to cake ..... Oh and I'm the quiet one

WHAT

Shh 44 I'm creating a good impression

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By *ungrylion OP Man
over a year ago

ayrshire.

"Hello and welcome..... Erm I prefer doughnuts to cake ..... Oh and I'm the quiet one

WHAT

Shh 44 I'm creating a good impression

wait a minute here, am i being taken for a ride here? is here real? omg why am i strapped down, i just popped out for a loaf and some milk

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

wait a minute here, am i being taken for a ride here? is here real? omg why am i strapped down, i just popped out for a loaf and some milk

That'll be nurse ratchet ... She's gotta strap them down so they can't escape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my bad

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

wait a minute here, am i being taken for a ride here? is here real? omg why am i strapped down, i just popped out for a loaf and some milk

That'll be nurse ratchet ... She's gotta strap them down so they can't escape

Enough backchat from you Missy or I will be forced to withdraw your special medicine!!!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

my bad

Very

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome James, have lots of fun on Fab and the forums.....I'm the kind, caring one

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

wait a minute here, am i being taken for a ride here? is here real? omg why am i strapped down, i just popped out for a loaf and some milk

That'll be nurse ratchet ... She's gotta strap them down so they can't escape

Enough backchat from you Missy or I will be forced to withdraw your special medicine!!!

Nooo please don't it's the only pleasure I've got just now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome James, have lots of fun on Fab and the forums.....I'm the kind, caring one

aww come on

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Welcome James, have lots of fun on Fab and the forums.....I'm the kind, caring one

Aye, and I really am a registered nurse!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome James, have lots of fun on Fab and the forums.....I'm the kind, caring one

aww come on

Yes???

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

is that why you are lucky nurse ratchet?

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Welcome James, have lots of fun on Fab and the forums.....I'm the kind, caring one

I just spat my wine out there.... And you know I don't like wasting the vino

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome James, have lots of fun on Fab and the forums.....I'm the kind, caring one

Aye, and I really am a registered nurse!!!

Registered sociopath more like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome James, have lots of fun on Fab and the forums.....I'm the kind, caring one

I just spat my wine out there.... And you know I don't like wasting the vino

Awwwwww cutie....the kind caring me says soooo sorry, I'll buy you another bottle...

the real me says fuckin get over it!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"is that why you are lucky nurse ratchet?"

I wish Charlie

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By *ungrylion OP Man
over a year ago

ayrshire.

"Welcome James, have lots of fun on Fab and the forums.....I'm the kind, caring one

Aye, and I really am a registered nurse!!!

ive got a sore bit that needs looking at please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome James, have lots of fun on Fab and the forums.....I'm the kind, caring one

I just spat my wine out there.... And you know I don't like wasting the vino

and you told me you didnae spit

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By *ungrylion OP Man
over a year ago

ayrshire.

ok im gonna add a few more pics to my profile, anything you ladies wanna see? i'll be doing requests between half 4 and half 5 tonight.

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Welcome James, have lots of fun on Fab and the forums.....I'm the kind, caring one

I just spat my wine out there.... And you know I don't like wasting the vino

and you told me you didnae spit

It wiz The kountess's fault ....

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"ok im gonna add a few more pics to my profile, anything you ladies wanna see? i'll be doing requests between half 4 and half 5 tonight."

Ohh nice nakkie torso shot or sexy ass shot please

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By *ungrylion OP Man
over a year ago

ayrshire.

"ok im gonna add a few more pics to my profile, anything you ladies wanna see? i'll be doing requests between half 4 and half 5 tonight.

Ohh nice nakkie torso shot or sexy ass shot please

coming up just for you m'dear.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Welcome James, have lots of fun on Fab and the forums.....I'm the kind, caring one

Aye, and I really am a registered nurse!!!

ive got a sore bit that needs looking at please

Come into the examination room and I will snap on my marigolds and give you the once over

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By *ungrylion OP Man
over a year ago

ayrshire.

"Welcome James, have lots of fun on Fab and the forums.....I'm the kind, caring one

I just spat my wine out there.... And you know I don't like wasting the vino

and you told me you didnae spit

It wiz The kountess's fault ....

uploaded, invite me as a friend then head over and have a look. let me know what you think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome James, have lots of fun on Fab and the forums.....I'm the kind, caring one

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aye Righty wait till the fekin toys come oot. Lol

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

uploaded, invite me as a friend then head over and have a look. let me know what you think

You forgot the sexy ass shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cue Darth Vader music...

And then there's me. You can make your own mind up which one i am.

Hi James, welcome to the asylum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

uploaded, invite me as a friend then head over and have a look. let me know what you think

You forgot the sexy ass shot

Always a personal favourite.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

RandyT should actually have the music from the big lebowski as he is The Dude

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"RandyT should actually have the music from the big lebowski as he is The Dude

Oh, and he doesn't bite so long as you give him mcmuffins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"RandyT should actually have the music from the big lebowski as he is The Dude

Oh, and he doesn't bite so long as you give him mcmuffins

(Arches eyebrow)

Ya think?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"RandyT should actually have the music from the big lebowski as he is The Dude

Oh, and he doesn't bite so long as you give him mcmuffins

(Arches eyebrow)

Ya think?

(Shhhhh - do you want a pic of his ass or not??

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"RandyT should actually have the music from the big lebowski as he is The Dude

Oh, and he doesn't bite so long as you give him mcmuffins

(Arches eyebrow)

Ya think?

(Shhhhh - do you want a pic of his ass or not??

What do YOU think?

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over a year ago

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By *eeflower69Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Welcome to the mad house James. don't believe what anyone else says I'M the sane one.

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

I'm not quite sure who I am - (or does that come LATER, after the wine....?

a couple of people know me, the others can decide after the social at the end of the month

I'm not as quiet as I first appear..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not quite sure who I am - (or does that come LATER, after the wine....?

a couple of people know me, the others can decide after the social at the end of the month

I'm not as quiet as I first appear..

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your the sexy rock chick

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