FabSwingers.com forum: 2010 Resolutions Update

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1. To take more time off work

Well...That One's going well so far

2. Qualify for the Special Olympics

Am hoping there's a Pie Eating Event.

as training's going well

3. Stalk more people

Ain't nobody here but the pheasants and they're getting wary of me now!

4. Be in a Hollywood Movie

It aint happening yet

5. Stop posting in Forums

I tried....really... I did!!

6. Be nice to fugy

Day 8 and is going well, but I have had to sew up my lips!

7. Trap a Yeti

Took out my butterfly net and tracked footprints thru the snow. The farmer was a bit shocked when I leapt out at him, he couldn't see the funny side

8. Shag thee GB ladies netball team

Wrote to the team HQ suggesting a gangbang, My court appearance is next month

9. Use less bleach

Only whipped out the bleach twice so far this year

10.Did someone mention man sausage?????

Well.......Did they?????

Am so impressed with my resolve....think I deserve a medal

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

lol stu you only get the bronze medal so far - as you have failed on a few of them but keep trying hun .

ps maybe you should try the beach volleyball team for the gangbang instead

failing that the nearest rugby team !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did someone mention rugby team?

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

bloody hell woman you have the hearing of a bat or just able to sniff out cock lol

mind you i never said if it was a male or woman's rugby team hehe...........shall we go hunt lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bloody hell woman you have the hearing of a bat or just able to sniff out cock lol

mind you i never said if it was a male or woman's rugby team hehe...........shall we go hunt lol

bring them on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Played 7's once against the West of Scotland Ladies team.

Hhmmmmmmm now that would have been some gangbang.

My resolutions are

1) Get fit again

2) Enter the Charity 1 mile swim again this year

3) Meet one or two ladies I know from this site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

YES, Get fit for the coming year!

As of Jan 1st I decided to start running, and set a target of 10 miles each day.....It's now the 8th and I'm somewhere near Falkirk!!! HELP!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bloody hell woman you have the hearing of a bat or just able to sniff out cock lol

mind you i never said if it was a male or woman's rugby team hehe...........shall we go hunt lol

if you can sniff the cock out, maybe its best left maddy......

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