FabSwingers.com forum: Toon n Drew..Grumpy Old Men

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Toon was getting into the good life. Hugh Ferntree Whittington had become his hero of late.

After a few weeks protesting down at the chicken farm about the ethical treatment of cattle he decided to get hinself a chicken.

He loved going out into the garden in the morning and collecting the egg to have for his breakfast.

One morning he went out and noticed that his chicken had laid an egg in Drew's (his neighbour) garden.

He called out and asked Drew if he could have his egg back.

"Feck Off!", was Drew's neighbourly reply, "The egg's in my garden...so it's mine."

Toon sugggested a way of deciding the matter,

"we'll each take a kick at each other's ball's, whoever screams loudest loses the egg."

"sounds fair", muttered Drew.

"OK, I'll go first said Toon."

He took a few paces back, lined himself up and began his run up.

He swung his leg up and caught Drew square between the legs with an almighty thrust of his foot, lifting Drew off the ground.

Tears sprung from Drew's eyes as he doubled up on the floor clutching his balls as they rose into his throat. Blood trickled from his lips as he bit them, forcing himself not to cry out.

Through gritted teeth, Drew gasped "Right, my turn next."

Toon replied, "Nah, it's OK....you can keep the egg."

By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

"rofpmsl - sound logic to me hehe

had drew left toon in the wet patch last time ?????????

Drew's always leaving Toon in a wet patch I'm told.....but that's a whole other story

ooooooooo can't wait for that one