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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ho all. Annie and Andy here. Very new to all this so saying hello and asking if anyone in the fife area would like to meet for a social drinky poo this weekend.

Purely social.

Andy and Annie . X

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Ho all. Annie and Andy here. Very new to all this so saying hello and asking if anyone in the fife area would like to meet for a social drinky poo this weekend.

Purely social.

Andy and Annie . X

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Hello guys and welcome to fab,hope you have a great time on here and hope you find someone to have that drink with xxx

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Hi and welcome to the forums... Hope you have a good weekend

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Good morning

Welcome to the forum, have fun and don't believe anyone if they say they are the quiet/sane/smart one - it will be a giant fib

Hope your drink happens too

Oh, did you bring cake?

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By *eeflower69Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Hi there, welcome to the forums Xx

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Leave now an pretend you never heard of FAB Swingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi guys amd welcome enjoy and have fun

Btw shhh am the brains

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Hi guys amd welcome enjoy and have fun

Btw shhh am the brains

My point entirely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks for the welcom guys. Is everyone on this site off there rocker? Lol

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Is everyone on this site off there rocker? Lol"

That's putting it mildly lol

Welcome to straight jacket central

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ho all. Annie and Andy here. Very new to all this so saying hello and asking if anyone in the fife area would like to meet for a social drinky poo this weekend.

Purely social.

Andy and Annie . X

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welcome to the madhouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for the welcom guys. Is everyone on this site off there rocker? Lol"
off there rocker lol you have no idea

Wait till the real crazies join in. Therse a guy with a big white arse. Watch him hes mental

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for the welcom guys. Is everyone on this site off there rocker? Lol"

I'm sane. Think I'm about the only one. Lol. Hi guys.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Thanks for the welcom guys. Is everyone on this site off there rocker? Lol"

Pretty much lol.

But it makes everyone smile and nurse ratchett keeps us all in line

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Thanks for the welcom guys. Is everyone on this site off there rocker? Lol"

Nooo most are ok.... Just the ones on the forum that are mad

Oh and I'm the quiet one

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Hi, Andy and Annie

If I were you two I would run for the hills and don't look back. There are strange goings on in the forums

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"In sane. Think I'm about the only one. Lol.

fixed that for ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone above me in this post is in a home for the elderly and using old picks...poor auld sods..

But they're kind auld souls..

They'll have forgot they even commented on this post in five minutes..lol

I'm the only sane person on here...

Hope you guys enjoy Fab..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like I said, am the brains. Guys I hope you enjoy it as much as I do btw could you vote for me in avatar challenge thank you

God this campaigning is bloody hard work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to fab guys hope u have a great time and lots of fun x

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By *z ThongzWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Hope fab brings u all ur hoping for , welcome to the madness

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Oooh new patients, mwuahahahahaha

Please report to Reception where you will be issued with you nice white jacket with shiny buckles and allocated your cell erm... room number.

Meds are issued daily at when I can be arsed o'clock.

Any problems or questions will be answered by someone else.

Please DO NOT under any circumstances approach Bru, he is in quarantine as he is suffering from the highly contagious Bruitis.

Enjoy your stay with us.

Nurse Ratchett

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooh new patients, mwuahahahahaha

Please report to Reception where you will be issued with you nice white jacket with shiny buckles and allocated your cell erm... room number.

Meds are issued daily at when I can be arsed o'clock.

Any problems or questions will be answered by someone else.

Please DO NOT under any circumstances approach Bru, he is in quarantine as he is suffering from the highly contagious Bruitis.

Enjoy your stay with

Nurse Ratchett

Fucking hell a home from home. Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

welcome to the site and hope u enjoy urselfs

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Oooh new patients, mwuahahahahaha

Please report to Reception where you will be issued with you nice white jacket with shiny buckles and allocated your cell erm... room number.

Meds are issued daily at when I can be arsed o'clock.

Any problems or questions will be answered by someone else.

Please DO NOT under any circumstances approach Bru, he is in quarantine as he is suffering from the highly contagious Bruitis.

Enjoy your stay with us.

Nurse Ratchett

Please see the thread 'Bruisms' for examples of what nurse ratchett is talking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey welcome to forumns xxx being speaking this couple for a while what a giggle they are x hope yous enjoy xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi guys welcome to the forums.

Trust me you'll get used to the locals on here I know I did.

Just make sure your brought plenty of cake. kick back backbeat comfy and enjoy the fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to chaos guys.. Strap yourselves in and enjoy the ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome to fab guys hope u have a great time and lots of fun x"

Hi A & A,

You're not on FabGuys you're on FabSwingers. That's how bewildered this lot are. RUN... & don't look back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning

Welcome to the forum, have fun and don't believe anyone if they say they are the quiet/sane/smart one - it will be a giant fib

Hope your drink happens too

Oh, did you bring cake?

This one needs cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for the welcom guys. Is everyone on this site off there rocker? Loloff there rocker lol you have no idea

Wait till the real crazies join in. Therse a guy with a big white arse. Watch him hes mental

This one is dillusional.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I'm the mischievous one. Welcome & enjoy your stay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi and welcome to fabville hope yous have fun excuse all the above they all replyied b4 their meds

Im the only sane one (mrs) the mr aint sane either haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the fun house, but watch out for pillowpimp and dirty little trucker as they like the dress up box,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Such a warm welcome. Thank you all very much. If it helps i know the head nurse so ill try and get you all a day pass. If not im afraid its steel the keys to let you all out.

Love piece and pomygranets to you all.

Andy and& Andy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone above me in this post is in a home for the elderly and using old picks...poor auld sods..

But they're kind auld souls..

They'll have forgot they even commented on this post in five minutes..lol

I'm the only sane person on here...

Hope you guys enjoy Fab..

Phew was going to say I'm not old ,cheeky bigger but I'm not up there your safe just for now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I'm the mischievous one. Welcome & enjoy your stay. "

Ring leader more like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah my precious - I do love a tight ring.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Such a warm welcome. Thank you all very much. If it helps i know the head nurse so ill try and get you all a day pass. If not im afraid its steel the keys to let you all out.

Love piece and pomygranets to you all.

Andy and& Andy."

Oh, I can see I am going to have to keep a close eye on you pair!!

Day passes are issued at my discretion, I can't be responsible for this lost going on day release en-masse... imagine the havoc.

As for stealing the keys, all the main doors are unlocked using my fingerprints and a retinal scan. So good luck with that one.

-Nurse Ratchett

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Hiya may i add my welcome to FAB as one of the older and saner members on here i bid u welcome and every hapiness here just make sure they dont throw away the keys 2 u r straight jackets when Nurse Ratchet gets a hold of u TEEEE HEEEEE

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