View goes to a bar that's on the tenth floor of a hotel. He sits down and has a couple of drinks, then stands up, announces loudly that he has had enough, and goes over and jumps out the window. Now, there are two men ( stuscotland and sctl2006 ) who are sitting at a window table, and having that natural human curiosity about the grotesque, watch as this man plummets to certain death.
However, just as he is about to hit the ground, he rights himself, pulls his feet underneath himself,and lands gracefully. View turns and comes back into the building. Naturally, stu and drew are amazed. View comes back into the bar, orders a few drinks, then repeats the process. Stu and Drew at the window seat are astounded! When View returns and repeats the procedure AGAIN, Stu and Drew stop him before he jumps and ask him how on earth he does that. View replies "It's simple, really. There's an air vent down by the ground, and if you catch the updraft, you can right yourself and land on the ground with no problems." View proceeded to jump out the window again. Well, Stu and Drew decided that they just HAD to try this, so they jumped out the window, and SPLAT! -- made a mess hitting all over the ground.
Meanwhile, View has made it back up to the bar. When he sits down to order his drinks, the bartender says "Superman, you can be a real ------- when you're d*unk!"
The motto is View you are our Super Hero lol and you get rid of rubbish quick lol xxxx
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lol good yin maw xxx
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and Drew is used to 'splatting' .. 
