FabSwingers.com forum: You know you're an old cougar...

By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

...When....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When clothes from Evans fit you

Thats cougar right???

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Prepare to enter a world of pain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh be prepared 4 a load a unghappy fems as the day goes on

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Bru - you're an idiot!!!

. There's NO way back from that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When clothes from Evans fit you

Thats cougar right???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wake up very early - an no plans for the day

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By *olymathMan
over a year ago

Fife

Go skinny dipping, great plan for the day Kilted69!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When clothes from Evans fit you

Thats cougar right???

Time to hang up my swinging shoes then ...lol x

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"When clothes from Evans fit you

Thats cougar right???

Time to hang up my swinging shoes then ...lol x

Pmsfl - not just yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know i have met an ace cougar when i am using my physicality to throw her around but in my head i know she is in control x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When clothes from Evans fit you

Thats cougar right???

Time to hang up my swinging shoes then ...lol x

Pmsfl - not just yet

Your too kind Andy

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By *andG4moreCouple
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

When u meet a 19 yr old in his bedroom while his parents are on holiday and shag him in his single bed....

Hes never stopped smiling since.

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"When u meet a 19 yr old in his bedroom while his parents are on holiday and shag him in his single bed....

Hes never stopped smiling since."

Ah, but have you?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was very similar to my first cougar experience. Except i was in my single bed at uni

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By *andG4moreCouple
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

"When u meet a 19 yr old in his bedroom while his parents are on holiday and shag him in his single bed....

Hes never stopped smiling since.

Ah, but have you?!

certainly have and it was such fun. the excitement lvls were way higher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh be prepared 4 a load a unghappy fems as the day goes on

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wot have I done now. ???

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

AM ONLY GONNA SAY AGE IS A NUMBER AND AT MY AGE I QUITE LIKE BEING CLASSED AS A COUGAR GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Oh be prepared 4 a load a unghappy fems as the day goes on

wot have I done now. ???

Way a 1500ft rope to climb out of that hole?????

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"When u meet a 19 yr old in his bedroom while his parents are on holiday and shag him in his single bed....

Hes never stopped smiling since."

please, please, please let it be G posting.... Head will be fecked with gruesome images otherwise

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"AM ONLY GONNA SAY AGE IS A NUMBER AND AT MY AGE I QUITE LIKE BEING CLASSED AS A COUGAR GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Oooooh! What have I done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When her toyboy calls her a gmilf

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

When your chasing 50yr olds

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"When your chasing 50yr olds

that's young for you!!!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"When your chasing 50yr olds

that's young for you!!!

No...

Thats when you know you are old

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"When your chasing 50yr olds

that's young for you!!!

No...

Thats when you know you are old

hehe, God bless my younger man then lol x

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Im waiting till im 50 myself before I become a cougar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So is cougar a female term then

So male is?? And old fox

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"So is cougar a female term then

So male is?? And old fox

Dirty old man

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Think its a Rhino....not 100% on that though....

Old wrinkly with a horn

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

you know, ladies get called cougar, milf, gilf, etc.

Us blokes just get pervert and dirty old bastard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I change my gender. Meanwhile I'll simply pick up younger folk. (Might pop in to Evans' & check out their Cougar Summer Collection!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It has been pointed out ti me I may have offended some women on this site with remarks made about Evans. I would like to apologie to sed women. Theres US absoulutely no proof in that claim. That those

Woman who shop

I'n Evans are auld cougars. They merely like there outfits baggy to impress young men half there age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when there is nothing on the box,

an just listen 2 an very old classic rock station

n wish they made the same music back then to now

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"when there is nothing on the box,

an just listen 2 an very old classic rock station

n wish they made the same music back then to now"

You havent quite grasped the meaning of a cougar have you???

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

I think he's trying to outdo Bru for his wisdom!

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"It has been pointed out ti me I may have offended some women on this site with remarks made about Evans. I would like to apologie to sed women. Theres US absoulutely no proof in that claim. That those

Woman who shop

I'n Evans are auld cougars. They merely like there outfits baggy to impress young men half there age

Haha dig your way out then throw yourself into another hole why don't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has made me laugh.....

oh Bru, Bru, Bru *shakes head*

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"This thread has made me laugh.....

oh Bru, Bru, Bru *shakes head*

Don't shake your head too hard, don't want to aggravate the burd flu!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread has made me laugh.....

oh Bru, Bru, Bru *shakes head*

Don't shake your head too hard, don't want to aggravate the burd flu!

Lol...its a chest infection. Now who wants to rub some vic in?

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

I'll be in Dundee in 90 minutes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread has made me laugh.....

oh Bru, Bru, Bru *shakes head*

Don't shake your head too hard, don't want to aggravate the burd flu!

Lol...its a chest infection. Now who wants to rub some vic in?

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well am quite good with creams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread has made me laugh.....

oh Bru, Bru, Bru *shakes head*

Don't shake your head too hard, don't want to aggravate the burd flu!

Lol...its a chest infection. Now who wants to rub some vic in?

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well am quite good with creams

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"This thread has made me laugh.....

oh Bru, Bru, Bru *shakes head*

Don't shake your head too hard, don't want to aggravate the burd flu!

Lol...its a chest infection. Now who wants to rub some vic in?

well am quite good with creams

It's not fake tan she's after!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah but am good at rubbing in creams

Same thing as vics

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM now having yer chest rubbed my a sexy young man OH what a thought and i meant this for the ladies but if the gents want it well im sure it can be arranged

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

This AULD cougar can purr very loud indeed

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM now having yer chest rubbed my a sexy young man OH what a thought and i meant this for the ladies but if the gents want it well im sure it can be arranged

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Which gent can we get to let Bru rub his cream into....?

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"This AULD cougar can purr very loud indeed

Ooooh! Matronnnn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM now having yer chest rubbed my a sexy young man OH what a thought and i meant this for the ladies but if the gents want it well im sure it can be arranged

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anytime Heather ma dear any time. Am not to far away x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman who shop

I'n Evans are auld cougars. They merely like there outfits baggy to impress young men half there age

Who the fuck handed you a bloody shovel? Are you determined to dig to China to see if you can get lost in a crowd or something? These cougars will sniff blood & hunt you down BruBru.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Woman who shop

I'n Evans are auld cougars. They merely like there outfits baggy to impress young men half there age

Who the fuck handed you a bloody shovel? Are you determined to dig to China to see if you can get lost in a crowd or something? These cougars will sniff blood & hunt you down BruBru."

I sent down 1500 ft of rope but he's twice that depth now!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman who shop

I'n Evans are auld cougars. They merely like there outfits baggy to impress young men half there age

Who the fuck handed you a bloody shovel? Are you determined to dig to China to see if you can get lost in a crowd or something? These cougars will sniff blood & hunt you down BruBru.

I sent down 1500 ft of rope but he's twice that depth now!!!!

Just send him the fkn JCB & be done with it.

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

If he's going to china, it'll be for panda sex....

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

aye but he will need to be artificially inseminated.oh sorry thats the female and do they have Evan,s in china

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm no a cougar...... according to the urban dictionary, a cougar is in her 40's... that makes me a jaguarrrrrrrr

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"i'm no a cougar...... according to the urban dictionary, a cougar is in her 40's... that makes me a jaguarrrrrrrr"

If I was a wumman, I'd be a Lada....

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Im a jaguar now figure that one out and no i dont mean a car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cougars can be.......sensual....and sexy.......too you know..x

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

I agree entirely and completely age dont mean a thing to me

well there are limits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I personally like being a cougar and it sure doesn't stop u getting attention on here lol

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"I agree entirely and completely age dont mean a thing to me

well there are limits"

Damn, Heather, you have limits?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When u meet a 19 yr old in his bedroom while his parents are on holiday and shag him in his single bed....

Hes never stopped smiling since."

That boy's wank bank is set for life!!

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

aye i have but i will let u know them personally

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

And im like edin lass love being a cougar well how old has a cougar to be whats the limit tell me do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your a cougar _eather and we can have more fun as all our kids are grown up and don't have womens problems lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Cougar

An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie.......

LOL.......Enjoy Ladies

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Cougar

LOL.......Enjoy Ladies

I like your dictionary!

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

And im no a sugically altered nuthin but i might become visitor to clubs YEE HAAA

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By *econdhand RoseWoman
over a year ago

Nr Dumfries

"when there is nothing on the box,

an just listen 2 an very old classic rock station

n wish they made the same music back then to now"

Well done, you've just described me to a teee

I love Planet Rock and often listen to Nights With Alice at 9pm when there's nothing on tv

Tho if I want to feel young I listen to RockFusionon Rock Radio on t'interweb on a Wednesday night - guess what I'll be doing at 8 o'clock this evening lol

Vixen

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