FabSwingers.com forum: newbie(hello)

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

New to this site.someone suggested I said hello in this forum.looking to make some new

friends and chat.any tips on making my profile better gratefully received.cheers.

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Hello again.

The best advice I can give you is don't ask for advice. You will get it by the bucket load

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello again.

The best advice I can give you is don't ask for advice. You will get it by the bucket load

Fair point.no more advice seeking

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

The best advice I can give you is don't ask for advice. You will get it by the bucket load

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just be yerself mate enjoy and have fun am the smart one

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Be yourself.....

Some will like you...other wont...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello and welcome

Hope you find lots of naughty fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just be yerself mate enjoy and have fun am the smart one

How come?.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Just be yerself mate enjoy and have fun am the smart one

How come?."

We ask ourselves that same question everytime he says it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello and welcome

Hope you find lots of naughty fun

Me too

Thank you for the welcome.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Hello

Join in, post, extract the urine, be yourself, have a laugh, and just have fun

Oh, and the newbies bring the cakes - it's a rule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just be yerself mate enjoy and have fun am the smart one

How come?."
am the smart one cos I just is, yhe rest are pretty thick round here

I am the brains, so if you need any help come talk to the intelligent poster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the land of madness haha take a seat and buckle ur seatbelt ur in for a rough ride

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Welcome to the land of madness haha take a seat and buckle ur seatbelt ur in for a rough ride

He may have brought lube to make it a smooth ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha thats cheatin

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Just be yerself mate enjoy and have fun am the smart one

How come?.am the smart one cos I just is, yhe rest are pretty thick round here

I am the brains, so if you need any help come talk to the intelligent poster

Hmmmm ok, OP - go find an old thread called bruisms and you'll soon see what my mate bru is like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just be yerself mate enjoy and have fun am the smart one

How come?.am the smart one cos I just is, yhe rest are pretty thick round here

I am the brains, so if you need any help come talk to the intelligent poster

Or talk to the poster of One Direction on my nieces wall - you'll get more sense.

Welcome - I'm the mischievous one.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

^^^^^^^^ he's the naughty one and the ring leader but we still luv him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just be yerself mate enjoy and have fun am the smart one

How come?.am the smart one cos I just is, yhe rest are pretty thick round here

I am the brains, so if you need any help come talk to the intelligent poster

Or talk to the poster of One Direction on my nieces wall - you'll get more sense.

Welcome - I'm the mischievous one. "
hes the head honcho the big cheese the main man lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RT is the one that usually makes me spit whatevas in ma mouth out when reading his coments n bru comes a close second

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By *eeflower69Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Just be yerself mate enjoy and have fun am the smart one

How come?.am the smart one cos I just is, yhe rest are pretty thick round here

I am the brains, so if you need any help come talk to the intelligent poster

Again spat my coffee out at that one xx (u nos I luv uoos bru)

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By *eeflower69Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Oh and welcome newbe xx

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Hi and welcome to the forums... Join in and enjoy ..

Oh and I'm the quiet one

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Hello new meat....erm victim....erm NEWBIE (phew, think I got away with that).

Welcome to the forums. Please report to reception immediately, whereby you will be allocated your padded cell/room number.

Please note that your white buckled huggy jacket is your responsibility and must be worn at all times when answering Bru.

Meds are dispensed daily at the following times: whenever I can be arsed o'clock.

Enjoy your stay! mwahahahaha

Nurse Ratchet xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi and welcome to the forums... Join in and enjoy ..

Oh and I'm the quiet one

I'm sure you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi and welcome to the forums... Join in and enjoy ..

Oh and I'm the quiet one

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no your no I am lol

n welcome newbie

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Hi and welcome to the forums... Join in and enjoy ..

Oh and I'm the quiet one

no your no I am lol

n welcome newbie"

none of you are quiet..... Now back to your cells... Erm rooms before I get the meds cart out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who has the newbie hi vis jacket . Need to pass it on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just be yerself mate enjoy and have fun am the smart one

How come?.am the smart one cos I just is, yhe rest are pretty thick round here

I am the brains, so if you need any help come talk to the intelligent poster

Again spat my coffee out at that one xx (u nos I luv uoos bru)"
flower am feeling the love. Mabey time for another wee quiz for you

Wot am I testing you on this week lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi and welcome to the forums... Join in and enjoy ..

Oh and I'm the quiet one

no your no I am lol

n welcome newbie

none of you are quiet..... Now back to your cells... Erm rooms before I get the meds cart out!!

"
yes mistress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Newbie - run now & don't look back. Run fast dude. They're all certifiable, some think they're Cougars, one thinks he's a Panda, one is just furry like that Chewbacca fella, one think she's a nurse whilst she actually hobbles about on crutches & was sectioned many, many years ago, I swear I've even seen Zelda Queen of the Terrahawks floating about the place. One even thinks he's Da King (but is more of a Queen).

Don't say I never warned ya.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Newbie, welcome enjoy the forums I promise you get used to them all real soon, I know I did, I won't define which one I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Newbie, welcome enjoy the forums I promise you get used to them all real soon, I know I did, I won't define which one I am.

She's the geographically challenged one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes she is. C that is. Not I.

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