FabSwingers.com forum: You know you are an Old Codger when....

By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

You return a killer pair of 6" heels and buy a breadmaker...

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

You bend over to pick up a pair of jeans and hurt your back

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

When the policeman you are dealing with is the son of an old friend.... And you used to bounce him on your knee, A LOOOOONG TIME AGO.......

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

You have a party and the neighbours never noticed....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when getting ready for a night out is just toooooo much effort

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

You get up and dance to D.I.S.C.O....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when getting ready for a night out is just toooooo much effort

I felt like this last night lol please don't tell me I'm old

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

When it takes u a week to recover from a party instead on just one day lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you used to hear a loud car roar by and thought it was cool, but now you shake yer heed n mutter,,,f a n n y,,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when getting ready for a night out is just toooooo much effort

I felt like this last night lol please don't tell me I'm old

Noooo....just too much boaby

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"When you used to hear a loud car roar by and thought it was cool, but now you shake yer heed n mutter,,,f a n n y,,lol

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

When people offer you their seat on the bus.

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

When your son tells you that your music is foaggy music

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Your calling 40 yr olds "toyboys"

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Your calling 40 yr olds "toyboys"

You are seen as a sugar daddy.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when getting ready for a night out is just toooooo much effort

I felt like this last night lol please don't tell me I'm old

Noooo....just too much boaby

Not enough!! Too many lads, such little time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when getting ready for a night out is just toooooo much effort

I felt like this last night lol please don't tell me I'm old

Noooo....just too much boaby

Not enough!! Too many lads, such little time

Lol....thats another sign. When you know ones your ambition and the others your actual ability

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

when a cup of tea is preferable to a glass of wine

**Disclaimer - Cutie is too young for this comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it takes you ALL night to recover ........from what you could do ALL Night long.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room..

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"when a cup of tea is preferable to a glass of wine

**Disclaimer - Cutie is too young for this comment

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.."

I have up a LONG time ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt - doesn't work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people ask if you are a 'Mrs'

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By *illandtrishCouple
over a year ago

dumbarton

when you order tena pads and the wee blue tablets in bulk

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

When my grandson was younger, we used to get "Are you out shopping with your daddy?"!

Now he's 7, and it's "Are you out shopping with your granddad?"....

I blame him for the ageing, too....

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

When you have to get up in the middle of the night for a pee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you go a wee nap in the afternoon, and you sleep thro till next morning

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

When your kids get girlfriends!!

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

when u leave something down and u cant remember where it is or what it was

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

When you go to the fridge, open the door, state at the contents, close the door and walk away e cause you've no bloody idea why you went in the first place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you go to put socks on and fall over

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

When your too old for the young persons socials

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By *ussymufferMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

when you need the fire brigade to put the candles on your birthday cake lol

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

I still remember the day my Young Person's Railcard expired. I felt old that day. and skint!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"You return a killer pair of 6" heels and buy a breadmaker...

Who the fuck are you and what have you done with _muma?

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

when you're limping like the hunch back of notre dame with a sore back after being up all night. I forgot I'm not a young'un anymore

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"when you're limping like the hunch back of notre dame with a sore back after being up all night. I forgot I'm not a young'un anymore

Ah, but who were you up all night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...when you start writing messages in forums saying "you know you're an old codger when..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all your friends are old codgers as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You return a killer pair of 6" heels and buy a breadmaker...

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your at your work and a lady old enough to be your granny looks attractive, just cause shes in heels and tight dress

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"when you're limping like the hunch back of notre dame with a sore back after being up all night. I forgot I'm not a young'un anymore

Ah, but who were you up all night?

half and half! Quite impressive if I do say so myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when it takes all night to do what you used to do all night

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"when you're limping like the hunch back of notre dame with a sore back after being up all night. I forgot I'm not a young'un anymore

Ah, but who were you up all night?

half and half! Quite impressive if I do say so myself "

Are you the Grand Old Duke of York?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

When your Sunday evening viewing is Countryfile & the Antiques Road Show....

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By *igeresslilly43Woman
over a year ago

west lothian

You can't get off the couch to feed yourself after an all night session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

going to bed very Early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you think Old Codger had read Old Cougar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When puting the wheely bin oot becomes a wee high point in yer week !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When puting the wheely bin oot becomes a wee high point in yer week !

Pmsl!!! Yup, happens here too. Sometimes its the highlight

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By *ousewives delightMan
over a year ago

edinburgh/glasgow/central scotland

when your kids knows more than you and you start forgetting things

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By *uttyMan
over a year ago

Local to you maybe

When you start replying to these posts

Damn! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when the bouncer on the door of the pub asks you, "are you sure this is what you're after, its quite a young crowd in there..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you are perving on the carer changing your colostomy bag

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

when the young stud ur lusting over is almost as young as your oldest kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...when the new lenses in yer glasses make ya feel dizzzy....ooopps oh fuck!

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"when you go a wee nap in the afternoon, and you sleep thro till next morning"

PMSL that had me crying with laughter there!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"...when the new lenses in yer glasses make ya feel dizzzy....ooopps oh fuck!"

Yes, and they're bifocals.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when the young stud ur lusting over is almost as young as your oldest kid

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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago

Livingston

"...when the new lenses in yer glasses make ya feel dizzzy....ooopps oh fuck!"

fuckin 'ell mac. I have now got "seeing" and "reading" glasses. Does that mean I have double specs appeal?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

It takes longer to recover after a great session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It takes longer to recover after a great session

wobbly legs???

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

When u cant remember what a great session was and have to ask yer carer

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

When ye wake in the middle e thi nicht ... pilly aw drookit wi dribble ... jammy bottoms welded te yer leg wi crusty spooj .... huvin dreamt aboot Dot Cotton covered in custard ..... errrrr ... no that am talkin fi experience or anyhin ....

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