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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't go down to IKEA.....they say "NO" to Gnomes

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

PMSL... when we getting a new story? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"PMSL... when we getting a new story? xx"

.....missed the little devils exploits with his pointy hat

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

If I HAVE I go there, I ALWAYS make the sign of the cross before I go in

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"PMSL... when we getting a new story? xx

.....missed the little devils exploits with his pointy hat "

I miss the noddy car

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"PMSL... when we getting a new story? xx

.....missed the little devils exploits with his pointy hat

I miss the noddy car "

and the pantaloons

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"PMSL... when we getting a new story? xx

.....missed the little devils exploits with his pointy hat

I miss the noddy car

and the pantaloons "

Not forgetting the waistcoat...

Come on Stuuuu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u!!!

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

oi pappadom!...dont go down on ma maw the day...shes still sare fae yer last visit!

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By *ensuallityMan
over a year ago

Perth

Fuglers you've returned and am sad to say I've missed your witty chat n banter or was that smutty talk and innuendo lol.

Kay xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oi pappadom!...dont go down on ma maw the day...shes still sare fae yer last visit!"

Fugy!!! You live! Where you been hiding?

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

well hello kay n ladyice

a was away recharging the patter bank as well as ma wank bank

so am back wanking ..and pattering !

missed you too xxxxx

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"Fuglers you've returned and am sad to say I've missed your witty chat n banter or was that smutty talk and innuendo lol.

Kay xxxxx"

smutty talk and inuendo ........................its feeking 24 volumes of it he wrote !!!!

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

av been away for a few weeks kola!

a hud writers block but still bashed oot another 24!!....volumes that is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ma faither's back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offft runs to alert all dog owners and kennels that hes back

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

dochter hi xxxxxxxxxx family reunion????

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

lol dirty

dinna run to much..no want ye tired oot fur oor pump session!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dochter hi xxxxxxxxxx family reunion????

"

have ye found ma maw?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol dirty

dinna run to much..no want ye tired oot fur oor pump session!"

aucht you couldnt keep up with me just you keep lickin the windaes while watching

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"dochter hi xxxxxxxxxx family reunion????

have ye found ma maw?! "

shes gone dochter...so just you n me the night !

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"lol dirty

dinna run to much..no want ye tired oot fur oor pump session!aucht you couldnt keep up with me just you keep lickin the windaes while watching "

that quote is useless wi oot yer address dirty !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol dirty

dinna run to much..no want ye tired oot fur oor pump session!aucht you couldnt keep up with me just you keep lickin the windaes while watching

that quote is useless wi oot yer address dirty !!"

I reside above the dug kennels im sure you know it well

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Uncle Foooogles!!! Yakamoto was asking for ye x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

welcome back ya pish dripping incontinent auld fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our paths haven't crossed and going by the kind words and warm innuendos from my fellow fab ver's I see you've been missed so welcome back from wherever you was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi oi fugy xx

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Uncle Foooogles!!! Yakamoto was asking for ye x "

lol _muma

ask him tae bring his maw ta !

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"welcome back ya pish dripping incontinent auld fucker "

mr44 ..your still here?? amazin considering yer oot shoapliftin every day!!!

ta buddy!

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Our paths haven't crossed and going by the kind words and warm innuendos from my fellow fab ver's I see you've been missed so welcome back from wherever you was "

ta for that mrs..ive been on a voyage of self discovery...only tae find the shoap was shut...so here im back...the only kind words av ever heard from this bunch was..." fook aff fugy..yer no getting tae pump ma dug"..or words to that effect

p.s. our paths will cross

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Oi oi fugy xx"

taj! how the devil are you??

yev still got a cute bahoochi...and naw mr44 its no a motorbike !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our paths haven't crossed and going by the kind words and warm innuendos from my fellow fab ver's I see you've been missed so welcome back from wherever you was

ta for that mrs..ive been on a voyage of self discovery...only tae find the shoap was shut...so here im back...the only kind words av ever heard from this bunch was..." fook aff fugy..yer no getting tae pump ma dug"..or words to that effect

p.s. our paths will cross "

Aww they are a cruel bunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who the fugs fucky?

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"who the fugs fucky?"

lol paddy

needin a lift anywhere??

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Our paths haven't crossed and going by the kind words and warm innuendos from my fellow fab ver's I see you've been missed so welcome back from wherever you was

ta for that mrs..ive been on a voyage of self discovery...only tae find the shoap was shut...so here im back...the only kind words av ever heard from this bunch was..." fook aff fugy..yer no getting tae pump ma dug"..or words to that effect

p.s. our paths will cross

Aww they are a cruel bunch

"

some say cruel...some say pish soaked haverin...me?...ach its just banter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our paths haven't crossed and going by the kind words and warm innuendos from my fellow fab ver's I see you've been missed so welcome back from wherever you was

ta for that mrs..ive been on a voyage of self discovery...only tae find the shoap was shut...so here im back...the only kind words av ever heard from this bunch was..." fook aff fugy..yer no getting tae pump ma dug"..or words to that effect

p.s. our paths will cross

Aww they are a cruel bunch

some say cruel...some say pish soaked haverin...me?...ach its just banter"

All done in the best possible taste

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Our paths haven't crossed and going by the kind words and warm innuendos from my fellow fab ver's I see you've been missed so welcome back from wherever you was

ta for that mrs..ive been on a voyage of self discovery...only tae find the shoap was shut...so here im back...the only kind words av ever heard from this bunch was..." fook aff fugy..yer no getting tae pump ma dug"..or words to that effect

p.s. our paths will cross

Aww they are a cruel bunch

some say cruel...some say pish soaked haverin...me?...ach its just banter"

Hello stranger when we pumping then....do I need to take a ticket and wait my time or can I jump to the front of the queue?

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Our paths haven't crossed and going by the kind words and warm innuendos from my fellow fab ver's I see you've been missed so welcome back from wherever you was

ta for that mrs..ive been on a voyage of self discovery...only tae find the shoap was shut...so here im back...the only kind words av ever heard from this bunch was..." fook aff fugy..yer no getting tae pump ma dug"..or words to that effect

p.s. our paths will cross

Aww they are a cruel bunch

some say cruel...some say pish soaked haverin...me?...ach its just banterHello stranger when we pumping then....do I need to take a ticket and wait my time or can I jump to the front of the queue? "

lol ..aye take a ticket n wait yer turn...right !!! its ur turn noo!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Our paths haven't crossed and going by the kind words and warm innuendos from my fellow fab ver's I see you've been missed so welcome back from wherever you was

ta for that mrs..ive been on a voyage of self discovery...only tae find the shoap was shut...so here im back...the only kind words av ever heard from this bunch was..." fook aff fugy..yer no getting tae pump ma dug"..or words to that effect

p.s. our paths will cross

Aww they are a cruel bunch

some say cruel...some say pish soaked haverin...me?...ach its just banterHello stranger when we pumping then....do I need to take a ticket and wait my time or can I jump to the front of the queue?

lol ..aye take a ticket n wait yer turn...right !!! its ur turn noo!"

mwahhhhhhhhh welcome back xxx

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Welcome back ya wee pumpin Gnome

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Our paths haven't crossed and going by the kind words and warm innuendos from my fellow fab ver's I see you've been missed so welcome back from wherever you was

ta for that mrs..ive been on a voyage of self discovery...only tae find the shoap was shut...so here im back...the only kind words av ever heard from this bunch was..." fook aff fugy..yer no getting tae pump ma dug"..or words to that effect

p.s. our paths will cross

Aww they are a cruel bunch

some say cruel...some say pish soaked haverin...me?...ach its just banter

All done in the best possible taste "

a hope ye did the kenny everett shuffle when ye said that line !!

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Welcome back ya wee pumpin Gnome "

_eather hi ta xxxxxxxxx

am back ta hunt ye down !

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By *1cebren4uWoman
over a year ago

clydebank


"Welcome back ya wee pumpin Gnome

_eather hi ta xxxxxxxxx

am back ta hunt ye down !"

Welcome back my darling Hubby xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"Welcome back ya wee pumpin Gnome

_eather hi ta xxxxxxxxx

am back ta hunt ye down !

Welcome back my darling Hubby xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx "

HUBBY.................. ffs you told me i was the only one and that you would forsake all others for the pleasure of making my dinner every night thats it am in serious manhuff mode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our paths haven't crossed and going by the kind words and warm innuendos from my fellow fab ver's I see you've been missed so welcome back from wherever you was

ta for that mrs..ive been on a voyage of self discovery...only tae find the shoap was shut...so here im back...the only kind words av ever heard from this bunch was..." fook aff fugy..yer no getting tae pump ma dug"..or words to that effect

p.s. our paths will cross

Aww they are a cruel bunch

some say cruel...some say pish soaked haverin...me?...ach its just banter

All done in the best possible taste

a hope ye did the kenny everett shuffle when ye said that line !! "

Only way to do it

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By *1cebren4uWoman
over a year ago

clydebank


"Welcome back ya wee pumpin Gnome

_eather hi ta xxxxxxxxx

am back ta hunt ye down !

Welcome back my darling Hubby xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx HUBBY.................. ffs you told me i was the only one and that you would forsake all others for the pleasure of making my dinner every night thats it am in serious manhuff mode "

lmao I only like yer raspberry shots lol xxxxxxxx

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"Welcome back ya wee pumpin Gnome

_eather hi ta xxxxxxxxx

am back ta hunt ye down !

Welcome back my darling Hubby xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx HUBBY.................. ffs you told me i was the only one and that you would forsake all others for the pleasure of making my dinner every night thats it am in serious manhuff mode

lmao I only like yer raspberry shots lol xxxxxxxx"

lol got them for hotel today no running down halls half nakkie again to get em !!!

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Welcome back ya wee pumpin Gnome

_eather hi ta xxxxxxxxx

am back ta hunt ye down !

Welcome back my darling Hubby xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx "

ta wife.xxxxxxxxxxxxx hope yer holes have been getting used sonce av been gone!

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Our paths haven't crossed and going by the kind words and warm innuendos from my fellow fab ver's I see you've been missed so welcome back from wherever you was

ta for that mrs..ive been on a voyage of self discovery...only tae find the shoap was shut...so here im back...the only kind words av ever heard from this bunch was..." fook aff fugy..yer no getting tae pump ma dug"..or words to that effect

p.s. our paths will cross

Aww they are a cruel bunch

some say cruel...some say pish soaked haverin...me?...ach its just banter

All done in the best possible taste

a hope ye did the kenny everett shuffle when ye said that line !!

Only way to do it "

there are other ways...but!!...youd need to sign the official secrets act afore a could tell ye !

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Welcome back ya wee pumpin Gnome

_eather hi ta xxxxxxxxx

am back ta hunt ye down !

Welcome back my darling Hubby xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx HUBBY.................. ffs you told me i was the only one and that you would forsake all others for the pleasure of making my dinner every night thats it am in serious manhuff mode "

relax kola...the wifes got 4 holes( work it oot)...plenty more space for more hubbys !

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By *1cebren4uWoman
over a year ago

clydebank


"Welcome back ya wee pumpin Gnome

_eather hi ta xxxxxxxxx

am back ta hunt ye down !

Welcome back my darling Hubby xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

ta wife.xxxxxxxxxxxxx hope yer holes have been getting used sonce av been gone!"

yes lol but he was a bad man lol xxxx

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Welcome back ya wee pumpin Gnome

_eather hi ta xxxxxxxxx

am back ta hunt ye down !

Welcome back my darling Hubby xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

ta wife.xxxxxxxxxxxxx hope yer holes have been getting used sonce av been gone!

yes lol but he was a bad man lol xxxx "

a ken who that is !!!...diz he ride a motorcycle at 30mph n faw aff sometimes??

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By *1cebren4uWoman
over a year ago

clydebank


"Welcome back ya wee pumpin Gnome

_eather hi ta xxxxxxxxx

am back ta hunt ye down !

Welcome back my darling Hubby xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

ta wife.xxxxxxxxxxxxx hope yer holes have been getting used sonce av been gone!

yes lol but he was a bad man lol xxxx

a ken who that is !!!...diz he ride a motorcycle at 30mph n faw aff sometimes?? "

YES lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Welcome back ya wee pumpin Gnome

_eather hi ta xxxxxxxxx

am back ta hunt ye down !

Welcome back my darling Hubby xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

ta wife.xxxxxxxxxxxxx hope yer holes have been getting used sonce av been gone!

yes lol but he was a bad man lol xxxx

a ken who that is !!!...diz he ride a motorcycle at 30mph n faw aff sometimes??

YES lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"

aw man ! yer ears must be fu o pish wi him talkin tae ye !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oi ya turd infested dug humper ah didnae faw aff at 30 mph I was almost stationary

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By *1cebren4uWoman
over a year ago

clydebank


"oi ya turd infested dug humper ah didnae faw aff at 30 mph I was almost stationary "

you tell him lol xxxxxxxxxx

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"oi ya turd infested dug humper ah didnae faw aff at 30 mph I was almost stationary "

lol brilliant!..and a bleve that!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oi ya turd infested dug humper ah didnae faw aff at 30 mph I was almost stationary "
heard that one before lol

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Oh my!!

This post made me giggle re reading it

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