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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Life is too short!

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So im going to dedicate this thread to all the dwarfs out there!!!

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If your taller than 3ft 7" your not allowed to post on this thread

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my knees I'm maybe 3' 6"s - that mean I'm in?

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

If I take off my secret platforms I lose about a foot, does that count?!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

My willy is less than 3' 7", does that count?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol

How did you 4 get in here??? No your all declined, this club's is for real dwarfs only!

Right the gay midget bouncers will escort you out of the premises lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol

How did you 4 get in here??? No your all declined, this club's is for real dwarfs only!

Right the gay midget bouncers will escort you out of the premises lol "

I'm not walking about on my knees all night Slick. Lol!

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Lol

How did you 4 get in here??? No your all declined, this club's is for real dwarfs only!

Right the gay midget bouncers will escort you out of the premises lol "

What how did you notice me, I was in ninja mode

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

What about if I squat & squeeze?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about if I squat & squeeze?"

If ya want

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"What about if I squat & squeeze?

If ya want "
haha you dirty skatlover! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ninj - yer fulla s**f!

Heehee.

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Ninj - yer fulla s**f!

Heehee. "
is that why you love me ya dirty skatlover ..."skat man...de da da da da da...skibby dibby don dadda ye...im the skat man!............" I forgot the rest of the words!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ninj - yer fulla s**f!

Heehee. is that why you love me ya dirty skatlover ..."skat man...de da da da da da...skibby dibby don dadda ye...im the skat man!............" I forgot the rest of the words!"

Everybody wants a bit of skat

Cos a skats the only skat

Who knows where it's at

I know some horny birds who to tried to sing

But still a skats the only skat that knows how to swing

Who wants to dig a long haired pig & stuff like that

When everybody wants to dig some skat

A gay with the horn

Makes you wish you weren't born

With a square in the act

You can set music back

To the caveman days

Everybody wants a bit of skat

Cos a skats the only skat

That knows where it's at

Ya play with jizz

You always get a warm, wet lap

But everybody wants a bit of skat.

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By *lyce and Mister MCouple
over a year ago

Falkirk

Sneaks in at 5ft 3 on flat foot :P

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol

How did you 4 get in here??? No your all declined, this club's is for real dwarfs only!

Right the gay midget bouncers will escort you out of the premises lol

What how did you notice me, I was in ninja mode "

Just cos we can't see ya in ninja mode doesnt mean we cant smell ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sneaks in at 5ft 3 on flat foot :P"

(Turns a blind eye, didn't see a thing, was pretending to be distracted by randy savages romantic rendition of skat man )

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaaaa and I thought Vic was nuts! Are you guys brothers separated at birth or just clones?ya filthy minded feckers!
"Ninj - yer fulla s**f!

Heehee. is that why you love me ya dirty skatlover ..."skat man...de da da da da da...skibby dibby don dadda ye...im the skat man!............" I forgot the rest of the words!

Everybody wants a bit of skat

Cos a skats the only skat

Who knows where it's at

I know some horny birds who to tried to sing

But still a skats the only skat that knows how to swing

Who wants to dig a long haired pig & stuff like that

When everybody wants to dig some skat

A gay with the horn

Makes you wish you weren't born

With a square in the act

You can set music back

To the caveman days

Everybody wants a bit of skat

Cos a skats the only skat

That knows where it's at

Ya play with jizz

You always get a warm, wet lap

But everybody wants a bit of skat.

"

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