FabSwingers.com forum: Odd jobs for Blow jobs

By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

Ever since I was an apprentice, my biggest fantasy has been working in a customers house, completing work and when asked for payment, customer drops to her knees, scrapes her hair back into a ponytail, unzips my worky trousers and pays for my work with her mouth.

I'm already aware just how unrealistic this fantasy is, particularly organically. Yeah, I'm sure I could pre-arrange something with someone but it's just not the same, is it?

What unrealistic fantasy have you all but given up on?

P.S. needing any plumbing work done? 😇

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By *ord flash heartMan
42 weeks ago

motherwell

I’m needing someone to weld my van I would probably give a BJ for that 😂😂

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
42 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

Not everyone has a gobble bobble to hand when squaring up their tradesman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"I’m needing someone to weld my van I would probably give a BJ for that 😂😂"

Get yourself down Leith. Heard there's women there who will do anything for £70... Bargain!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"Not everyone has a gobble bobble to hand when squaring up their tradesman."

Gobble bobble! 🤣🤣 That's a belter, stealing that one!

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By *i versMan
42 weeks ago

Kirkcaldy

"Not everyone has a gobble bobble to hand when squaring up their tradesman.

Gobble bobble! 🤣🤣 That's a belter, stealing that one! "
do you know her name

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"Not everyone has a gobble bobble to hand when squaring up their tradesman."

That’s why you hold their hair

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By *nowy and the GruffaloCouple
42 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire

If you could fit a bathroom I'm sure we could sort something out it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"If you could fit a bathroom I'm sure we could sort something out it!

Aye, perfect. £4k worth of labour, multiple 6 hours round trips, a small fortune in diesel. When can I start?

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By *WC 101Man
42 weeks ago

Aberdeen

"If you could fit a bathroom I'm sure we could sort something out it!

Aye, perfect. £4k worth of labour, multiple 6 hours round trips, a small fortune in diesel. When can I start?

It might be 2 BJ’s ……

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By *erfHerder74Man
42 weeks ago

Inverclyde

I’d give a bj, I will think of an odd job later

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By *uietbloke67Man
42 weeks ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

I have the same fantasy.

Except in mine, the plumber turns up in time, does the job at an acceptable fee, cleans up after them and leaves paid.

If we are sharing fantasises then I'd say yours has a better chance of becoming true 😇

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By *nowy and the GruffaloCouple
42 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire

"I have the same fantasy.

Except in mine, the plumber turns up in time, does the job at an acceptable fee, cleans up after them and leaves paid.

If we are sharing fantasises then I'd say yours has a better chance of becoming true 😇"

Hahaha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"Ever since I was an apprentice, my biggest fantasy has been working in a customers house, completing work and when asked for payment, customer drops to her knees, scrapes her hair back into a ponytail, unzips my worky trousers and pays for my work with her mouth.

I'm already aware just how unrealistic this fantasy is, particularly organically. Yeah, I'm sure I could pre-arrange something with someone but it's just not the same, is it?

What unrealistic fantasy have you all but given up on?

P.S. needing any plumbing work done? 😇

Outdoor tap fitted and the blow is on me 😂

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By (user no longer on site) OP
42 weeks ago

"I have the same fantasy.

Except in mine, the plumber turns up in time, does the job at an acceptable fee, cleans up after them and leaves paid.

If we are sharing fantasises then I'd say yours has a better chance of becoming true 😇"

You've been using cowboys mate. I turn up when I say I will and complete the job to a high standard. I have been known to leave a mess afterwards though in fairness...

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By *ergus1622Man
42 weeks ago

Dundee

I would be in for an arrangement like that !

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By *urpleburgularalarmMan
42 weeks ago

nowhere, next to neverbeenthere

Being a joiner i can confirm this is most tradesmans fantasy, and in my 30years of working has only happened once🤷‍♂️

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By *igYin n CowGirlCouple
42 weeks ago

New Cumnock

Gobble bobble hahahaha! x

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By *herrypickedWoman
42 weeks ago

Glasgow

I'd love to, what jobs would a blow job get me?

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By *scobar67Man
42 weeks ago

glasgow

"Not everyone has a gobble bobble to hand when squaring up their tradesman."

A gobble bobble

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By *illxxMan
42 weeks ago

motherwell

Rather have to cash for doing the job and go home and have a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

I'm already aware just how unrealistic this fantasy is, particularly organically. Yeah, I'm sure I could pre-arrange something with someone but it's just not the same, is it?

What unrealistic fantasy have you all but given up on?

P.S. needing any plumbing work done? 😇

Funnily enough its the same fantasy as mine, must be a plumbing thing

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By *scobar67Man
42 weeks ago

glasgow

Worked door to door sales where I met a few ladies that I got a bit friendly with

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By *iffdevilMan
42 weeks ago

glasgow

I would wash your dishes and make your bed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

So you were hoping for a bj for fitting a washer? Typical tradesman lol.

I hope some hot lady drops to her knees one day, opens her mouth, then tells you,

" sorry love, wont be able to get that done til after easter".

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

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By *oneyandbearCouple
42 weeks ago

Dundee

Haha can we get that deal too?

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Not totally unrealistic fantasy i've had similar experiences in my younger days all good fun, hope your fantasy becomes reality soon

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By *ess JinksWoman
42 weeks ago

West coast

Tell me how to approach this fantasy with a tradesman that comes to my home. Or rather, I know how to flirt, but how does one begin the "negotiation"?

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
42 weeks ago

Ayrshire

"Not everyone has a gobble bobble to hand when squaring up their tradesman.

Gobble bobble! 🤣🤣 That's a belter, stealing that one! do you know her name"

Bridgette the midget!

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
42 weeks ago

Ayrshire

"Tell me how to approach this fantasy with a tradesman that comes to my home. Or rather, I know how to flirt, but how does one begin the "negotiation"?"

It normally starts by getting on your knees...

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"Tell me how to approach this fantasy with a tradesman that comes to my home. Or rather, I know how to flirt, but how does one begin the "negotiation"?

It normally starts by getting on your knees..."

Thats definately one approach!

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

"Tell me how to approach this fantasy with a tradesman that comes to my home. Or rather, I know how to flirt, but how does one begin the "negotiation"?"

Every encounter was different but all initiated by the woman & in a time before wokery, ask the question without asking the question for yourself, or just grab his cock & tell him

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By *cottish-guy2020Man
42 weeks ago

bathgate

Happened to me me years ago when I was a joiner working at a posh bit of Edinburgh when the home owner left me with his daughter he said just going ask her if you need anything I was fitting windows and she was walking about in pants and bra I ended up fucking her was great I went back a few times and picked her up after work for more sex but lost contact now

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

I’m a sparky and have the same fantasy . Love the thought of fun with homeowner

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By *umbernauld guy500Man
42 weeks ago

Cumbernauld

"I'd love to, what jobs would a blow job get me?"

Happy to help

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Hey ladies

I am good at DIY! Haha

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By *ickdick2112Man
41 weeks ago

kilmarnock

im a joiner love to have a bit of fun on a job

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By *ixenFoxCouple
41 weeks ago

Glasgow

Same here coincidentally!

Vixen 😈

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By *ohncraMan
41 weeks ago

pitenweem

I'm already aware just how unrealistic this fantasy is, particularly organically. Yeah, I'm sure I could pre-arrange something with someone but it's just not the same, is it?

What unrealistic fantasy have you all but given up on?

P.S. needing any plumbing work done? 😇

Outdoor tap fitted and the blow is on me 😂 "

i can do that for you an easy job ?

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By *aul 0507Man
41 weeks ago

Kirkintilloch

Cutting grass 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

I've always had a workman fantasy

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By *uburban_kinkCouple
41 weeks ago

Motherwell

"Not everyone has a gobble bobble to hand when squaring up their tradesman."

I’m 5 days late to this thread, but after properly LOLing I’ve just told the other half that hence forth her sex bobble is to be referred to as the “gobble bobble”.

This will be your lasting legacy Regina!

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By *urpleburgularalarmMan
41 weeks ago

nowhere, next to neverbeenthere

Change the header of this this thread too gobble bobble🤣

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By *teviej977Man
41 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Joiner here x

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By *uttercupWoman
41 weeks ago

Borders

You any good at decorating

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By (user no longer on site) OP
41 weeks ago

"You any good at decorating

Not really, I could leave you covered like a painters radio though 😜🤣

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By *r Likes to be naked.Man
41 weeks ago

Glasgow

@_uttercup. What do you want decorating? I'm good with wallpaper, painting, filling etc etc. I can do it naked if you like.Give me a shout.

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By *estendrogueMan
41 weeks ago

glasgow

I've worked for girls before and at the end of the hour they've straight up offered me blow jobs or more in return. I've only taken it once.

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By *uttercupWoman
41 weeks ago

Borders

"@_uttercup. What do you want decorating? I'm good with wallpaper, painting, filling etc etc. I can do it naked if you like.Give me a shout."

You'll get sticky balls

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By *idingsolofunWoman
41 weeks ago

Glasgow

My sink needs fixed

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"My sink needs fixed

Is it leaking badly?

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By *arroness NikkiWoman
41 weeks ago

Glasgow

Tbh I’m skint and needing lots of work done on my flat so I’d love to find a cheaper way to pay for it all

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By *rbrightside89Man
41 weeks ago

At plumbers rates thats one expensive bj

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By *ordelpusMan
41 weeks ago

perth

Love to do some naked housework for any ladies or couples who need a helping hand. You would be surprised what i can do with my feather duster!! Drop me a note if interested folks. Have a great day now

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By *unseekerMan
41 weeks ago

near

Anyone needing joinery or an odd job or 2 sorting Oban way, happy to travel a bit too 😉

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By *mooth tongue 4uMan
41 weeks ago

edinburgh

Good allround handyman available for those jobs about the house and garden ,,,killing etc

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By *hastity_roseTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Nowhere

Had the delight of being helped around the house before

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
41 weeks ago

Ayrshire

If anyone needs their pipes cleaning please just give me a shout!

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By *scobar67Man
41 weeks ago

glasgow

I'll take one thanks ladies

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By *ersuasionreqdMan
41 weeks ago

lanark

You just need a practised receptive throat, so if you’re open to letting a man do the deed for you, it’ll happen more often for sure. A man will swallow too.

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By *ingerChefKMan
41 weeks ago

edinburgh

"Tell me how to approach this fantasy with a tradesman that comes to my home. Or rather, I know how to flirt, but how does one begin the "negotiation"?"

Well, if there’s anything I’ve learned from the movies, no negotiation needed…. When the pizza guy arrives, show him how happy you are to have your tea, et voila. Free pizza.

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By *oveBirds300Couple
41 weeks ago

Glasgow

"I have the same fantasy.

Except in mine, the plumber turns up in time, does the job at an acceptable fee, cleans up after them and leaves paid.

If we are sharing fantasises then I'd say yours has a better chance of becoming true 😇"

🤣👌🏻

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By *undee_Oral_GiverTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Dundee

If you fix my fence, I'll unzip you and swallow your load

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By *undee_Oral_GiverTV/TS
40 weeks ago

Dundee

If you fix my lawn, I'd go down on my knees, unzip you and swallow every drop you have..mmmm

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By *r Likes to be naked.Man
39 weeks ago

Glasgow

I cut my neighbours grass in return for a blow job.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

I’ve had some luck over the years being a Mechanic

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By *ikeNrachCouple
39 weeks ago

glasgow

When I was younger worked as a sparkie with my dad would be a bit strange if anyone offered and also usually at alms houses so not quite a fantasy.

But if this is a jobs list I will be working away for a long time so could do with bathroom, kitchen, garden, new heater element in a water heater, shed dismantled and new shed/bar/summer house. Car service and MOT, full new build house. If you can do this with Rach providing services then we are more than up for this. lol.

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By *unseekerMan
39 weeks ago

near

Send me a wee message as I am age blocked, should be able to help with some bits if your interested?

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

huuuuuge fantasy of mine growing up ahahaha. all of my bfs have been tradees for this exact reason! fucking love a blue collar man. used to touch myself in my room imagining the workers in my house coming upstairs and catching me!!!

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By *jh0510Man
39 weeks ago

Dalry

I work in IT. No blojobs, just scowls.

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By *ocklecockMan
38 weeks ago

Glasgow

Will do stuff for a muff

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By *easer pleaser 69Man
38 weeks ago

banchory

Any female want her pipe rodded, I will get my plunger out.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

I need to go back to my trade..

(Thought my new line of work would have had more illicit opportunities, but must just be folklore and old wives tales lol)

And keep gobble bobble's in the van 😂😂

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By *ameforsomefun69Man
38 weeks ago

mammaryglandland

"I'd love to, what jobs would a blow job get me?"

Depends lol what kind of odd jobs you got that need doing ? Xx

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By *Darkhorse.Man
38 weeks ago

just around the corner

I'm already aware just how unrealistic this fantasy is, particularly organically. Yeah, I'm sure I could pre-arrange something with someone but it's just not the same, is it?

What unrealistic fantasy have you all but given up on?

P.S. needing any plumbing work done? 😇

Outdoor tap fitted and the blow is on me 😂 "
you got that tap fitted yet lol

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By *rs23Man
38 weeks ago

glasgow

"You any good at decorating

Horny painter right here ..

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Cleaned windows for a BJ...

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By *ashga25Man
16 weeks ago

berwick

I have sucked plumber, painter and gardener

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By *rgyll365Man
16 weeks ago

Dumbarton

I once went to piece flooring a loft, I was standing on the step ladders with head and shoulders through the hatch as I listened to the man of the house tell me what he wanted.

Suddenly I felt a hand unzipping me and next a hot pair of lips round my cock.

The man's wife sucked me to completion and nearly fell off the ladder as I came.

Turns out the had both planned the whole thing. I got the job and had a few sessions with both of them during the duration of the job.

Happy memories.

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By *rgyll365Man
16 weeks ago

Dumbarton

I once went to price flooring a loft, I was standing on the step ladders with head and shoulders through the hatch as I listened to the man of the house tell me what he wanted.

Suddenly I felt a hand unzipping me and next a hot pair of lips round my cock.

The man's wife sucked me to completion and nearly fell off the ladder as I came.

Turns out the had both planned the whole thing. I got the job and had a few sessions with both of them during the duration of the job.

Happy memories.

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By * J xxxMan
16 weeks ago

Glasgow

Might start offering my services as a handyman

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

I'm already aware just how unrealistic this fantasy is, particularly organically. Yeah, I'm sure I could pre-arrange something with someone but it's just not the same, is it?

What unrealistic fantasy have you all but given up on?

P.S. needing any plumbing work done? 😇

This is a big fantasy of mine (fem) 🫠🫠🫠

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

It is a fantasy that has become a reality on a few occasions

Fixed a neighbours washing machine for a BJ, she put me into her sister who went beyond that when told her machine needed a spare part bought. Ended up having a regular FB with that one

Have repaired PC’s for same sisters

Worked the doors of various pubs/clubs for 30 years on and off and have had some of the weirdest sexual offers

All that was in the past, nowadays women don’t seem to be sure how to flirt or are so woke (if that’s the proper word for it) to even be bothered.

They may have the fantasy but don’t know to fulfill it. Guys are now scared to make initial move for fear of being up in front of judge next.

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By *athan922Man
16 weeks ago

Glasgow

From the comments here, I can see I probably need to go back to my previous job and work as a labourer haha 😝

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By *athan922Man
16 weeks ago

Glasgow

"I'd love to, what jobs would a blow job get me?"

I can be your maid 😂😂

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By *ichaela_MoonshineTV/TS
16 weeks ago

Dumbarton

I’d just be happy to give a blow job lol

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By *aughtyvibes76Man
16 weeks ago

Near you

"Haha can we get that deal too? "

Im a professional painter and decorator and would give you that deal lol

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By *atinagirlWoman
16 weeks ago

Over The Rainbow Next to the Pot of Gold

"Not everyone has a gobble bobble to hand when squaring up their tradesman.

Gobble bobble! 🤣🤣 That's a belter, stealing that one! "

I’m needing a plumber and I have a gobble bobble round my wrist at all times .. I never know when I may need it 😂😂💋

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By *oneyman321Man
16 weeks ago

Paisley

As a piper ive always wondered if one day something like this would happen 🙈

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By *heticklybitMan
16 weeks ago

EK / North Lanarkshire

Building some flat pack furniture should at least get a cock rub

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By *londebiguyMan
16 weeks ago

Southport

I've paid a tradie and given them a couple of blowjobs

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By *ayKellyMan
16 weeks ago

Kinross

We used to have two lads do gardening and mow our lawn for us, but it turned out they were also mowing my wife's lawn,

If it was a one off fine but things got regular and personal

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By *FCouple8894Couple
16 weeks ago

Central Belt, Scotland

I need a new toilet fitted 😘

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
16 weeks ago

Motherwell

Definitely enjoy pleasuring tradesmen when the opportunity arises mm Mx 👿🍆💦

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By *imbob2145Man
16 weeks ago

in the wild

Anyone in Stirling needing a handyman more than happy to help

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By *ungscottish123Man
16 weeks ago

West Lothian

Any plumbers to change a radiator for a towel rail? Drop a message

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By *cotsboyMan
16 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Any couples or females in Aberdeen need a joiner feel free to send me a message

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By *imba2021Man
16 weeks ago

Dunfermline

I'm looking to have an outside tap installed and I'd love to give you a BJ if you'd be up for getting one from a lad!

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By *ogi Bare MassageMan
16 weeks ago

Manchester

Electrician here offering small jobs for favours . In and around Manchester xxxx

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By *heticklybitMan
16 weeks ago

EK / North Lanarkshire

No much demand for asbestos Surveyors is there? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

Might need to break out the work trousers and tool belt again

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By *9Jackies66TV/TS
16 weeks ago

debauchery

Need a plumber will to help

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By *erfHerder74Man
16 weeks ago

Inverclyde

Met a few handsome mechanics and RAC men would be happy to give a handjob or bj to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
16 weeks ago

"They may have the fantasy but don’t know to fulfill it. Guys are now scared to make initial move for fear of being up in front of judge next. "

Exactly mate! Im certain ive missed a few opportunities but its too risky to make the first move. Can't go losing my job over a bit of fun!

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By *ynamite500Man
16 weeks ago

Angus

"They may have the fantasy but don’t know to fulfill it. Guys are now scared to make initial move for fear of being up in front of judge next.

Exactly mate! Im certain ive missed a few opportunities but its too risky to make the first move. Can't go losing my job over a bit of fun! "

Then don't do it🙄

Be professional...not that difficult really.

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By *kmeetMan
16 weeks ago

East Kilbride

that’s my fantasy as a customer have a workie round do some work and then some fun with them after 😈

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By *cotslass2Woman
16 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I've got a plumbing job needing doing

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By *ydo2025Man
16 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I’m a joiner and work for myself been payed behind the door a few time and also fuck a few married women when I’ve been working in there house when the husband been at work lol

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By *inkycherryWoman
15 weeks ago

Ayrshire

I'm already aware just how unrealistic this fantasy is, particularly organically. Yeah, I'm sure I could pre-arrange something with someone but it's just not the same, is it?

What unrealistic fantasy have you all but given up on?

P.S. needing any plumbing work done? 😇

How much work does one blow job aquire?

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

I'm already aware just how unrealistic this fantasy is, particularly organically. Yeah, I'm sure I could pre-arrange something with someone but it's just not the same, is it?

What unrealistic fantasy have you all but given up on?

P.S. needing any plumbing work done? 😇

How much work does one blow job aquire?

You could probably get a couple of hours out of me if you include a sandwich

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By *oungfun1234Man
14 weeks ago

north lanarkshire

Would also love this if anyone needing there car sorted lol

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By *over of curvesMan
12 weeks ago

fatfield

"Tell me how to approach this fantasy with a tradesman that comes to my home. Or rather, I know how to flirt, but how does one begin the "negotiation"?"

Put all your sexy lingerie on the radiators so they are visible - hopefully he’s a plumber and needs to move them lol x

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By *entral FunxMan
12 weeks ago

Dunblane

"I need a new toilet fitted 😘"

Happy to come fit a toilet. Pm me

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By *ikeNrachCouple
5 days ago

glasgow

Now if we could only get the garden done or even a conservatory for this Rach would be more than happy to do anything to stop us attempting the work ourselves.

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By *oneyandbearCouple
5 days ago

Dundee

I’m sure Honey would be tempted if she was attracted to the guy, and I’d be happy if it saved me more DIY haha

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By *ordletsloverMan
5 days ago

Aberdeen

"I’m sure Honey would be tempted if she was attracted to the guy, and I’d be happy if it saved me more DIY haha"

If only I was any good at DIY 😂

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By *etuneeMan
5 days ago

Clydebank

"I’m sure Honey would be tempted if she was attracted to the guy, and I’d be happy if it saved me more DIY haha"

What needs doing lol

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By *luebell888Woman
5 days ago

Glasgowish

I need a garden fence painted but would need a few men as there is alot of it.

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By * J xxxMan
5 days ago

Glasgow

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By * J xxxMan
5 days ago

Glasgow

"I need a garden fence painted but would need a few men as there is alot of it."

I might Off my service if theirs a Bj on offer every hr just might take me a few weeks 😇

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By *oungfun1234Man
5 days ago

north lanarkshire

I’ll sort the car give me a message

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By *mtmaster11Man
5 days ago

Glasgow

"I need a garden fence painted but would need a few men as there is alot of it."
u make the tee al paint it

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By *cottyboyMan
4 days ago

clydebank

Also a big fantasy.

Would be willing to do some gardening work for such a situation. No job too big or small lol

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By *teviej977Man
4 days ago

Dunfermline

When you needing it painted

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By *q12Man
4 days ago

aberdeenshire

Electrician here

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By *avyboi69Man
4 days ago

glasgow

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By *avyboi69Man
4 days ago

glasgow

"I need a garden fence painted but would need a few men as there is alot of it."
Send me a dm and how may people you require 😊.

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By *rssmithMan
4 days ago

Edinburgh

Happily help you paint a fence x

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
4 days ago

HereAndThere

This is how Mrs gets me to do things round the house

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By *cotslass2Woman
3 days ago

Edinburgh

I'm needing some grouting done in my bathroom

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By *anTheManNEMan
3 days ago

These comments...make Jay from the Inbetweeners sound like the Dalia Lama! Jeezy peeps

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
2 days ago

Ayrshire

"Not everyone has a gobble bobble to hand when squaring up their tradesman."
sounds like you do tho!

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By *ixenFoxCouple
2 days ago

Glasgow

When did this resurface? 🤣

But seriously, this fence isn't going to paint itself! 🎨

Vixen 💋

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By *rs23Man
21 hours ago

glasgow

Painter here

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By *ergus1622Man
20 hours ago

Dundee

Thats why they ladys love a mechanic as they know how to get there fingers in tight spaces to get the job done.

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By *uyin2Man
20 hours ago

Glasgow

I’m pretty hand at most jobs round the house

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