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View and Stu go to a Bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

View walks into a bar with his pet Stu. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, Stu jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then Stu jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"

"Sorry," replied View. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything."

View finishes his drink, pays and leaves.

Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet Stu, again. He orders a drink, and the Stu starts running around the bar. Stu finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your Stu did now?" he asks.

"Yeah," replies View. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."

(the names have been changed to prtect the innocent) ahhherrrmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LMAO!!!!....that be fighting talk

PS.....always check first...passing that billiard ball...

never again!!!!

Am now banned from that bar.....the barman has no sense of humour

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By *1cebren4uWoman
over a year ago

clydebank

Pmsl well done son xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pmsl well done son xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx "

oi norman bates and his rocking chair mother....

I dinna write the stories... it's him

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

ah will never look at a snooker ball again with oot laffin by the way some balls have really made me laf .But thats for another post

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By *1cebren4uWoman
over a year ago

clydebank


"Pmsl well done son xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

oi norman bates and his rocking chair mother....

I dinna write the stories... it's him

"

oi pmsl i aint that old yet for a rocker might be for the grey hair though lol xxxxxxxx

love ya xxxxxxxbrennie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pmsl well done son xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

oi norman bates and his rocking chair mother....

I dinna write the stories... it's him

"

I'm glad you called me Norman and not master, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I'm glad you called me Norman and not master, lol"

as if I would be so rude......... never

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By *1cebren4uWoman
over a year ago

clydebank


"

I'm glad you called me Norman and not master, lol

as if I would be so rude......... never

"

liar pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I'm glad you called me Norman and not master, lol

as if I would be so rude......... never

"

Am saying nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I'm glad you called me Norman and not master, lol

as if I would be so rude......... never

liar pmsl "

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