FabSwingers.com forum: Kissing

By *inner-Ella OP Woman
over a year ago

tayside

Just wondering if you've been chatting with someone, you find them attractive, flirting is there and they you finally kiss....and it's such a HUGE disappointment. Do you continue on to see what else they have to offer

or decide that kissing is way too important and you can't do anything else with them?

I will admit that a couple of years back I was getting on with someone and we finally kissed and it was such a disappointment that it put me right off them

What would u do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i kiss them somewhere else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kiss them and hope they dont turn into a frog

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By *issCognitoWoman
over a year ago

secret location near glasgow

I'd teach them how it's done!

I love kissing so couldn't tolerate it for too long.. So I'd jst sort them oot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think it depends on situation ie is it a date, someone u really like, is it a meet, a one nite stand etc ?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

used to have a fk bud sexy as hell the attrection was there for both of us but he was a rubbish kisser but boy oh boy did he make u for it in the bedroom so id say forget the rubbish kiss and c what else they got to offer lol

luv jacs

xxxx

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By *issCognitoWoman
over a year ago

secret location near glasgow

"i think it depends on situation ie is it a date, someone u really like, is it a meet, a one nite stand etc ?"

I'd still say to them!

N hope they were a quick learner x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooo nowt worse than a rubbish kisser lol

pucker up and teach them the fine art of smooching

auds "the lips" xx

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By *issCognitoWoman
over a year ago

secret location near glasgow

"ooo nowt worse than a rubbish kisser lol

pucker up and teach them the fine art of smooching

auds "the lips" xx

PMSL @ The Lips haha xx

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By *issCognitoWoman
over a year ago

secret location near glasgow

"ooo nowt worse than a rubbish kisser lol

pucker up and teach them the fine art of smooching

auds "the lips" xx

PMSL @ The Lips haha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ooo nowt worse than a rubbish kisser lol

pucker up and teach them the fine art of smooching

auds "the lips" xx

you sound like a musician auds, dya wanna place ya lips on my trumpet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not one to brag i do have a black belt in kissing and therefore reserve the right to challenge and test Miss Cognito quilifications in this matter so as to verify also Fifelass would have to thoroughly tested so as time is at a preium i could maybe fit you both in together please contact my secetary to book an appointment

ps good looks and membership of mensa quilify you for extra points

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By *issCognitoWoman
over a year ago

secret location near glasgow

"not one to brag i do have a black belt in kissing and therefore reserve the right to challenge and test Miss Cognito quilifications in this matter so as to verify also Fifelass would have to thoroughly tested so as time is at a preium i could maybe fit you both in together please contact my secetary to book an appointment

ps good looks and membership of mensa quilify you for extra points

here's an idea.. We cut out the middleman.

Me and fifelass test it out and report bk on each other

Being a genius really helps sumtimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm no oil painting and nobody is perfect but a horrible kisser can really put you off them quickly.

With some it's like staring into the black hole, please don't eat me! LOL

Saying that, I'd still give them time to make up for it, a big wide open mouth can be put to good use you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think it depends on situation ie is it a date, someone u really like, is it a meet, a one nite stand etc ?

I'd still say to them!

N hope they were a quick learner x"

miss C, i have a confession... im rubbish at kissing can u teach me ??

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By *issCognitoWoman
over a year ago

secret location near glasgow

"i think it depends on situation ie is it a date, someone u really like, is it a meet, a one nite stand etc ?

I'd still say to them!

N hope they were a quick learner x

miss C, i have a confession... im rubbish at kissing can u teach me ??"

u jst wait by the 20th Feb u will be a pro!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

like to think im pretty good at the old kissin ?? perfect practice makes perfect and all that

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By *issCognitoWoman
over a year ago

secret location near glasgow

"like to think im pretty good at the old kissin ?? perfect practice makes perfect and all that

hmm we'll c lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

am keeping my big mouth closed and putting to better use ie kissing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"like to think im pretty good at the old kissin ?? perfect practice makes perfect and all that

hmm we'll c lol x"

hope so !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got ere bit late, was that the 1st,2nd or 3rd question,,, and wheres Cilla?

I liked Blind Date,lol

T xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got ere bit late, was that the 1st,2nd or 3rd question,,, and wheres Cilla?

I liked Blind Date,lol

T xx

Lets have a game, who wants to be contestant number 1 and where dyou come from ?

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By *issCognitoWoman
over a year ago

secret location near glasgow

"Got ere bit late, was that the 1st,2nd or 3rd question,,, and wheres Cilla?

I liked Blind Date,lol

T xx

Lets have a game, who wants to be contestant number 1 and where dyou come from ?

My names Sx

And I come from a Secret Location Near Glasgow

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By *inner-Ella OP Woman
over a year ago

tayside

Ok i'll add a bit more, this guy didn't use his tongue and said he didn't like to use his tongue because it was short??!!!

wtf???

so now what do u do?

xxx

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By *inner-Ella OP Woman
over a year ago

tayside

and i would challenge anyone male or female to a kissing competition lol i've been told i'm a very good kisser lol :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got ere bit late, was that the 1st,2nd or 3rd question,,, and wheres Cilla?

I liked Blind Date,lol

T xx

Lets have a game, who wants to be contestant number 1 and where dyou come from ?

My names Sx

And I come from a Secret Location Near Glasgow

And just who when the screen rolls back S would you like to see? Descriiibe him, yesluv your ideal fella? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and i would challenge anyone male or female to a kissing competition lol i've been told i'm a very good kisser lol :D"

mmmm Interesting, we'd like to challenge you on that one.....BOTH of us lol!

think the rules should be we all keep going till someone "chaps" lol, then the other two continue!! hee hee!!

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By *issCognitoWoman
over a year ago

secret location near glasgow

"Got ere bit late, was that the 1st,2nd or 3rd question,,, and wheres Cilla?

I liked Blind Date,lol

T xx

Lets have a game, who wants to be contestant number 1 and where dyou come from ?

My names Sx

And I come from a Secret Location Near Glasgow

And just who when the screen rolls back S would you like to see? Descriiibe him, yesluv your ideal fella? lol

Taller than me.. im 57 bt bear in mind I do like my heels..

Dark Hair.. dont mind bitta grey if they r sexy enuff to pull it off..

Not bothered about eye colour but I do like nice eyes.

In good shape is a bonus espec muscly arms!! oft aye! also like a nice bum.

DRess sense must be good aswell.. no dirty shoes either! x

Crisp white shirt tucked into smart grey trousers.. is a personal fave at the mo!!

Good taste in football team and a driving licence always helps x

add to that a hot bisexual gf .. n yer ontae a winner wae me haha x

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By *inner-Ella OP Woman
over a year ago

tayside

"and i would challenge anyone male or female to a kissing competition lol i've been told i'm a very good kisser lol :D

mmmm Interesting, we'd like to challenge you on that one.....BOTH of us lol!

think the rules should be we all keep going till someone "chaps" lol, then the other two continue!! hee hee!!

lol i have the stamina of a marathon runner and the body of a buddha lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Contestants number 2 and 3 stuck in the snow?? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and i would challenge anyone male or female to a kissing competition lol i've been told i'm a very good kisser lol :D

mmmm Interesting, we'd like to challenge you on that one.....BOTH of us lol!

think the rules should be we all keep going till someone "chaps" lol, then the other two continue!! hee hee!!

lol i have the stamina of a marathon runner and the body of a buddha lol

xx"

WE more like stamina of a Buddha, and body like a Marathon (NUTs covered in chocolate!)

It's all in the lips though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saying that, I'd still give them time to make up for it, a big wide open mouth can be put to good use you know.

Thats what i meant

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got ere bit late, was that the 1st,2nd or 3rd question,,, and wheres Cilla?

I liked Blind Date,lol

T xx

Lets have a game, who wants to be contestant number 1 and where dyou come from ?

My names Sx

And I come from a Secret Location Near Glasgow

And just who when the screen rolls back S would you like to see? Descriiibe him, yesluv your ideal fella? lol

Taller than me.. im 57 bt bear in mind I do like my heels..

Dark Hair.. dont mind bitta grey if they r sexy enuff to pull it off..

Not bothered about eye colour but I do like nice eyes.

In good shape is a bonus espec muscly arms!! oft aye! also like a nice bum.

DRess sense must be good aswell.. no dirty shoes either! x

Crisp white shirt tucked into smart grey trousers.. is a personal fave at the mo!!

Good taste in football team and a driving licence always helps x

add to that a hot bisexual gf .. n yer ontae a winner wae me haha x"

"Im 5ft 7, sexy eyes(is aboot all i got) he shouts in his Arsenal top!!!,lol (oops im meant tae be Cilla eh)

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By *issCognitoWoman
over a year ago

secret location near glasgow

5'7 is too short if I wore heels wld b 4 inches taller!

I don't like Arsenal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not only the lips but mental conection lips are the gateway to the soul oh eyes open or shut another debate eh x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5'7 is too short if I wore heels wld b 4 inches taller!

I don't like Arsenal

I meet most of your criteria, apart from the white shirt n grey kecks, not a good look in a 44tonne truck, lol.

Gonna be trucking round Scotland now looking for this secret location

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok i'll add a bit more, this guy didn't use his tongue and said he didn't like to use his tongue because it was short??!!!

wtf???

so now what do u do?

xxx"

I know what you mean sinner, gotta be some tongue kung-fu going on when ya snog the face off someone.... nowt worse than kissing a goldfish!!!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I'd like to think I am a good kisser... and I love a good smooch, so for me I'd be devastated if the person I like wasn't... or maybe i would have to take control of the kiss...lol

I am a firm believer you can be taught to kiss better.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok i'll add a bit more, this guy didn't use his tongue and said he didn't like to use his tongue because it was short??!!!

wtf???

so now what do u do?

xxx"
er,,,wot??? short tongue????

kick him to the kerb girl!!!! lol

auds xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok i'll add a bit more, this guy didn't use his tongue and said he didn't like to use his tongue because it was short??!!!

wtf???

so now what do u do?

xxxer,,,wot??? short tongue????

kick him to the kerb girl!!!! lol

auds xx

Short tongued guys are definately ill equipped for going down for gravy.... good job I hung weights off my tongue so it's like a lizards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5'7 is too short if I wore heels wld b 4 inches taller!

I don't like Arsenal

Being Cilla it is then,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think it depends on situation ie is it a date, someone u really like, is it a meet, a one nite stand etc ?

I'd still say to them!

N hope they were a quick learner x

miss C, i have a confession... im rubbish at kissing can u teach me ??

u jst wait by the 20th Feb u will be a pro!

whats happeneing from now till the 20th feb???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think it depends on situation ie is it a date, someone u really like, is it a meet, a one nite stand etc ?

I'd still say to them!

N hope they were a quick learner x

miss C, i have a confession... im rubbish at kissing can u teach me ??

u jst wait by the 20th Feb u will be a pro!

whats happeneing from now till the 20th feb???"

Snowing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope sorry for me kissing is just as important as sex , like a good kisser , personally i would say something about it , maybe work on it or something contructive criticsm is always good

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