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By *uncouple981 OP Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

What had the person above been arrested for?

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

taking too long getting hair sorted for a meet

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By *uncouple981 OP Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"taking too long getting hair sorted for a meet"

Stealing a high vis vest

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"taking too long getting hair sorted for a meet

Stealing a high vis vest "
Flashing that ass xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snoggin the lone ranger lol

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By *eeflower69Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Causing am affra in public by singing in his van.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

touching their toe whilst wearing no panties.

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By *autious CoupleCouple
over a year ago

home

Smuggling melons into the country

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arguing with the police telling them to F*** Off whilst standing with their hands on their hips

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By *uncouple981 OP Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Running around Airdrie high street with his willie in one hand and a ruined warm apple pie in the other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a victim in a hotel room and accidently fucked the life out of him hence why standing there with your hands on your head lol :p

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By *uncouple981 OP Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"Got a victim in a hotel room and accidently fucked the life out of him hence why standing there with your hands on your head lol :p"

I told you already I thought you were enjoying it. Your moans sounded like pleasure not pain. Now will you just drop it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leaving a paisley man sexually frustrated

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Leaving a paisley man sexually frustrated

crimes against chocolate digestives

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Disorderly conduct....a danger to other people and more importantly herself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

indecent exposer in a car park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bike crime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Panda impersonator.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrested for having breasts out in public

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Raping and pillaging like a good pirate should

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Road rage

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Wine rage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

flasher

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"flasher "

Fellow flasher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lieing in court

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Lieing in court

I didn't lie, I was economical with the truth

You got banged up for a dodgy cockney impression

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

[Removed by poster at 17/05/13 16:19:22]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty much nothing. But can we not just bang him up for a while so Theres mire meets for me. Lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Pretty much nothing. But can we not just bang him up for a while so Theres mire meets for me. Lol

Bang him up for misuse of self tan hand cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretty much nothing. But can we not just bang him up for a while so Theres mire meets for me. Lol

Bang him up for misuse of self tan hand cream

Stealing a gorilla suit lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Pretty much nothing. But can we not just bang him up for a while so Theres mire meets for me. Lol

Bang him up for misuse of self tan hand cream

Stealing a gorilla suit lol

You've got me mistaken with bru - he stole a panda suit

Think you got banged up for mooning passing motorists on the M77

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf thought we were jailing this guy ffs let's get him aff the grid pls

Ahem officers the big guy hairy chest get him

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

You'll never take me alive copper!!!!

It was the pirate!! He's been flashing women on princes st!! Nab him instead

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"You'll never take me alive copper!!!!

It was the pirate!! He's been flashing women on princes st!! Nab him instead

Sent down for a poor attempt at a Jimmy Cagney impersonation!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"You'll never take me alive copper!!!!

It was the pirate!! He's been flashing women on princes st!! Nab him instead

Sent down for a poor attempt at a Jimmy Cagney impersonation!

Sent down for impersonating an angel in their pics

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Impersonating a police officer in order to frisk and body search the ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Locked up, just lock her up shes mental

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For being the top poster in the scotland forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For having an awesome hair colour.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Smuggling German beer into Scotland

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By *autious CoupleCouple
over a year ago

home

Motorway white line snorter

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Posing too sexily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smuggling German beer into Scotland

Pmsl

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

feeling herself in public

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tanning herself on a table lamp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tanning herself on a table lamp

Tanning his bellend without a sunlamp

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Bang him up! Just for fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For implying that I smuggle things across the continent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get me Beltrami!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get me Beltrami!"

What's that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get me Beltrami!

What's that?

Does that mean I get a royal pardon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For impersonateing a sexy blow up doll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For impersonateing a sexy blow up doll

For acting dumb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For having a smart ass

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"For impersonateing a sexy blow up doll

For acting dumb.

for being dumb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For having a smart ass

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for spamming the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/05/13 19:32:12]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For having a smart ass

For perving my smart ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For impersonateing a sexy blow up doll

But you can't see my lips.My mouth! Was ment to say mouth, God Damn it I do put my foot in it sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 18/05/13 19:32:12]"

I plead guilty to that one Pat.

For not perving mine back. Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For partying like it's 1999!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For being hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For hanging around the veg isle in morisons comparing sizes with the plums and bananas wahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For hanging around the veg isle in morisons comparing sizes with the plums and bananas wahahaha"

For having a pic up that I can't take the piss out of

Defo deserve to be banged up for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For hanging around the veg isle in morisons comparing sizes with the plums and bananas wahahaha

For having a pic up that I can't take the piss out of

Defo deserve to be banged up for that

For being a Bad Bromance lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For hanging around the veg isle in morisons comparing sizes with the plums and bananas wahahaha

For having a pic up that I can't take the piss out of

Defo deserve to be banged up for that

For being a Bad Bromance lol"

'For being a riddle wrapped up in a mystery, inside an enigma' that's how it goes eh?

And for stealing all the glitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For hanging around the veg isle in morisons comparing sizes with the plums and bananas wahahaha

For having a pic up that I can't take the piss out of

Defo deserve to be banged up for that

For being a Bad Bromance lol

'For being a riddle wrapped up in a mystery, inside an enigma' that's how it goes eh?

And for stealing all the glitter

Yes Mr Churchill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf has Mr Churchill got to do with anything? Lol Don't think even googles gonna help me with this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wtf has Mr Churchill got to do with anything? Lol Don't think even googles gonna help me with this one "

Google Enigma wrapped in Mystery quote - I told you bout it before ya FudBaw.

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