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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

In may?! Really?!! What's the world coming too! Right that's it! Everyone needs to reduce their carbon footprint to reduce the effects of global warming! Sorry ladies there is to be a ban on battery operated dildo's if we're to have any hope in hell of a half decent summer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't own any toys that are battery operated, don't blame me

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Dildos dont have batteries....

Vibrators do

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By *eeflower69Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

I've got one that plugs into your mp 3 player and vibs in time with the music... .please along I keep it...

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

My vibe is plugged straight into national grid ..... Is that ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was snowing in shropshire few days ago

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By *eeflower69Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"My vibe is plugged straight into national grid ..... Is that ok

Lol so that explains the black outs.

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"I don't own any toys that are battery operated, don't blame me

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butt plugs for everyone to reduce the methane in the atmosphere!

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Dildos dont have batteries....

Vibrators do

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isn't a battery operated dildo the same thing as a vibrator? Being that your an expert and all

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

EUREKA! Im inventing a solar/kinetic/wind up "vibrator" save the environment whilst having fun at the same time...I wonder if Greenpeace will sponsor me?! I could have their logo on each vibe

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Dildos dont have batteries....

Vibrators do

isn't a battery operated dildo the same thing as a vibrator? Being that your an expert and all

Nope

Vibrators vibrate, dildos dont

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't own any toys that are battery operated, don't blame me

butt plugs for everyone to reduce the methane in the atmosphere!

I'm all about the beads hunni, is it not obvious

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Anal beads are great......

Until you WHIP them out

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"I don't own any toys that are battery operated, don't blame me

butt plugs for everyone to reduce the methane in the atmosphere!

I'm all about the beads hunni, is it not obvious

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was that beads or beans? Lol A.T.M much?;-)

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Anal beads are great......

Until you WHIP them out

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best to pull them out slow unless you want to get "fecal matter"everywhere!

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Dildos dont have batteries....

Vibrators do

isn't a battery operated dildo the same thing as a vibrator? Being that your an expert and all

Nope

Vibrators vibrate, dildos dont

"
so what do battery operated dildo's do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anal beads are great......

Until you WHIP them out

best to pull them out slow unless you want to get "fecal matter"everywhere!

I'll have you know I keep my 'passage' clean so there

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Nope

Vibrators vibrate, dildos dont

so what do battery operated dildo's do?

Nothing coz they dont exist

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Anal beads are great......

Until you WHIP them out

best to pull them out slow unless you want to get "fecal matter"everywhere!

Your supposed to whip them out at that crucial moment

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Anal beads are great......

Until you WHIP them out

best to pull them out slow unless you want to get "fecal matter"everywhere!

I'll have you know I keep my 'passage' clean so there

"
hmm excessive water usage & inappropriate use of a shower hose to perform your daily enema is it?

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Nope

Vibrators vibrate, dildos dont

so what do battery operated dildo's do?

Nothing coz they dont exist

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hold that thought whilst I "ask jeeves"

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Anal beads are great......

Until you WHIP them out

best to pull them out slow unless you want to get "fecal matter"everywhere!

Your supposed to whip them out at that crucial moment

"
what crucial moment is that? At the dinner tAble right before you say grace?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anal beads are great......

Until you WHIP them out

best to pull them out slow unless you want to get "fecal matter"everywhere!

I'll have you know I keep my 'passage' clean so there

hmm excessive water usage & inappropriate use of a shower hose to perform your daily enema is it?

You realise stalking is illegal right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently not in Paiseley

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

That's only if you get caught! Lol besides how's it stalking when you leave your bathroom window and only choose to shower when im on the scene ..that's entrapment!

"Anal beads are great......

Until you WHIP them out

best to pull them out slow unless you want to get "fecal matter"everywhere!

I'll have you know I keep my 'passage' clean so there

hmm excessive water usage & inappropriate use of a shower hose to perform your daily enema is it?

You realise stalking is illegal right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's only if you get caught! Lol besides how's it stalking when you leave your bathroom window and only choose to shower when im on the scene ..that's entrapment!

Anal beads are great......

Until you WHIP them out

best to pull them out slow unless you want to get "fecal matter"everywhere!

I'll have you know I keep my 'passage' clean so there

hmm excessive water usage & inappropriate use of a shower hose to perform your daily enema is it?

You realise stalking is illegal right?

Lol!! You have an answer for everything, are you sure you're not secretly a woman?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Lol!! You have an answer for everything, are you sure you're not secretly a woman?

He cant be....

Takes him too long to reply

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

If I was secretly a woman is would be the secret of the century!

"That's only if you get caught! Lol besides how's it stalking when you leave your bathroom window and only choose to shower when im on the scene ..that's entrapment!

Anal beads are great......

Until you WHIP them out

best to pull them out slow unless you want to get "fecal matter"everywhere!

I'll have you know I keep my 'passage' clean so there

hmm excessive water usage & inappropriate use of a shower hose to perform your daily enema is it?

You realise stalking is illegal right?

Lol!! You have an answer for everything, are you sure you're not secretly a woman?

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Apparently not in Paiseley"
lol amongst other things

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Lol!! You have an answer for everything, are you sure you're not secretly a woman?

He cant be....

Takes him too long to reply

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haha im not bitchy enough to be a woman

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