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 will all willing participants please form an orderly line and state your interest below ...your pain is my pleasure!!!!! Lol  | |||
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"Ha! I laugh in the face of your stubborn s, I have a flamethrower! "ha you've clearly never encountered Japanese knot then...nor have you seen "little shop of horrors" have you? "feed me Seymour!" haha I've been away from my place for 4 months now and I've come back to find that it's a jungle..im gonna put on a loin cloth and swing from the tree's in true fabswingers fashion whilst shouting...."me Tarzan...you Jane!" and that other weird yodelling noise he makes although im not sure how to spell it here lol | |||
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Who is playing the part of Jane in your jungle japes? | |||
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"Ha! I laugh in the face of your stubborn s, I have a flamethrower! "im afraid I can't allow you to use a flamethrower as that would defeat the purpose of it being a torture garden...besides my s are fire resistant!!! ...in place of a flamethrower id allow for you to use a small scissors to cut each blade of grass individually | |||
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"Ha! I laugh in the face of your stubborn s, I have a flamethrower! im afraid I can't allow you to use a flamethrower as that would defeat the purpose of it being a torture garden...besides my s are fire resistant!!! ...in place of a flamethrower id allow for you to use a small scissors to cut each blade of grass individually"Sounds like an interesting job. What is the hourly rate? | |||
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"Oh yes, had Japanese knot in one of my previous gardens. That was fun....
Who is playing the part of Jane in your jungle japes?"do you know where I could purchase some Japanese knot ..I tried the local garden center to no avail...you wouldnt happen to have any cuttings now would you? Lol hey nevermind who's gonna play Jane...I wanna know who's gonna play tarzans chimpanzee? Any takers? Lol | |||
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"Ha! I laugh in the face of your stubborn s, I have a flamethrower! im afraid I can't allow you to use a flamethrower as that would defeat the purpose of it being a torture garden...besides my s are fire resistant!!! ...in place of a flamethrower id allow for you to use a small scissors to cut each blade of grass individually
Sounds like an interesting job. What is the hourly rate?"the hourly rate is whatever sweat you can collect in a plastic cup to quench your thirst ...that & a multitude of whiplashes from my cat of nine tails whip how does that sound? | |||
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"It will have to be someone hairy....." yea I was thinking that,also preference will be given to those with extremely bad posture or resembling qausimodo ....failing that we can all contribute shaved pubes & superglue for the lucky candidate should he/she be hairless | |||
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"Once they're done in your garden can you send them over to mine please. New house with a 150ft jungle out the back - my wee flymo has got no chance "hmm sounds like a "torture in my garden" franchise opportunity here lol | |||
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"George, George, George of the jungle watch out for that tree!! "haha | |||
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"It will have to be someone hairy....." Why do I get the feeling everyone was looking at me??   | |||
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"It will have to be someone hairy..... Why do I get the feeling everyone was looking at me?? "because your paranoid Michael Jackson fan "I always feel like somebody's watching me.....!" | |||
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"Can I be the little pixie at the bottom of the garden?  "is that another way of saying that your away wirh the faeries? | |||
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"Can I be the little pixie at the bottom of the garden? is that another way of saying that your away wirh the faeries?"Well I have been told that I'm special | |||
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"....Stands in mask, pvc suit, rubber gloves. No nowt kinky, standard gear for spraying killer i think you'll find. "don't lie...im sure you were in the same outfit at the torture garden | |||
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"Can I be the little pixie at the bottom of the garden? is that another way of saying that your away wirh the faeries?
Well I have been told that I'm special "is that special or speshal with a capital K? x | |||
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"Can I be the little pixie at the bottom of the garden? is that another way of saying that your away wirh the faeries?
Well I have been told that I'm special is that special or speshal with a capital K? x"Not to that extent. | |||
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"Can I be the little pixie at the bottom of the garden? is that another way of saying that your away wirh the faeries?
Well I have been told that I'm special is that special or speshal with a capital K? x
Not to that extent. "so you never took the short bus to school? | |||
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"Can I be the little pixie at the bottom of the garden? is that another way of saying that your away wirh the faeries?
Well I have been told that I'm special is that special or speshal with a capital K? x
Not to that extent. so you never took the short bus to school?"Nope I always walked. | |||
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"Can I be the little pixie at the bottom of the garden? is that another way of saying that your away wirh the faeries?
Well I have been told that I'm special is that special or speshal with a capital K? x
Not to that extent. so you never took the short bus to school?
Nope I always walked. "good on ya for reducing your carbon footprint & being healthy | |||
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"err want come and do mine even "sure no problem! Soon as I get through reading your profile content lol xxx | |||
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