Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
 | Back to forum list |
| Back to Scotland |
| Jump to newest |  |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I started growing plants in my teens - it's definitely not a sign that you're getting old 😂 I've always loved naps too! " Hey!! POWER naps or not a sign of age 🤣🤣 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"You start to think all music in the charts, currently, is utter shite. Which it is…" What you on about this is facts it literally is shite 🤣 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"The noises I make getting off the couch "Big man knows how it goes 👍 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"When all the music I listened to as a teenager appeared on Now That's What I Call Dad Rock." Oh god I’m fucking major old!! Don’t tell me “that’s what I call dad rock” actually exist ffs 🙈 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I was 52 on my last birthday 🤣🤣🤣" Lies 😉😉🤣 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"When all the music I listened to as a teenager appeared on Now That's What I Call Dad Rock." Ffs it does. Fair play sir 👏 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I use WD40 in the morning after a rugby game to function " It’s football for me and I ain’t gawna lie I fucking struggle the next day 🤣 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"When the highlight of the week is BBC radio 2 on a Sunday with Elaine Paige playing music from musicals in the afternoon and Tony Blackburn playing the Golden Oldies in the evening." Aww dude I’ve no listened to a radio in years used to be boogie in the morning for me think it was forth 1. Ps looking fine if she is correct however don’t believe it is 😜 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"When you wake up and every joint hurts and is stiff" New day new pain eh!! This is literally me 🤣 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Caring less about stuff you used to when you were younger. I mean this in a positive sense. " Fuck yes man 👏 we all each that age when no fucks given and confidence grows 👍 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"When you can't sleep for joint pain Also the un-sexy way you now move when changing positions during sex lol "I get the pains but trust me anyways a lady moves is definitely not un-sexy a man’s eyes are always on the assets and in lust 😉 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"When my ballsack became longer than my dick 🤣😂🤣. Well not quite 😅 " Ffs man I’m no quite their yet and I have big hanging balls but like you not quite 🤣🤣 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"When you can't sleep for joint pain Also the un-sexy way you now move when changing positions during sex lol
I get the pains but trust me anyways a lady moves is definitely not un-sexy a man’s eyes are always on the assets and in lust 😉"I hope so lol | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"It’s worse if you work with younger people. They talk about things and people I’ve never heard off and are completely baffled when I couldn’t care less 😂😂" Trust me I know I deal with one my kids who goes on about (and I might butcher this name) kid Leroy apparently a rapper but trust me I like rap and I have no idea who he is I’m out of touch with the kids | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Looking forward to the weekend so you can sit down with your significant other and browse the internet, looking at new door handle options." Hey don’t be a Fannie like me if it’s B&Q had them do doors before with a £1.50 odds charge and I’m a twat that tells them that cannie be right they cost £80 each yet receipt was ready only costing £65 odds (other items to) | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"You bunch of kids! How much is that in old money? Now leave me in peace to watch people my age at Glastonbury "A half penny maybe? lol . What’s in that newspaper good sir ? And what’s the good odds or betting advice for the horses ??? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"When you wake up and every joint hurts and is stiff New day new pain eh!! This is literally me 🤣" It gets worse when you hit 40 you get new pains 😂 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"When you wake up and every joint hurts and is stiff New day new pain eh!! This is literally me 🤣 It gets worse when you hit 40 you get new pains 😂" Amateurs. Wait until the new pains wake you up in the middle of the night. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"When you wake up and every joint hurts and is stiff New day new pain eh!! This is literally me 🤣 It gets worse when you hit 40 you get new pains 😂 Amateurs. Wait until the new pains wake you up in the middle of the night. " Everynight all night | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"When you wake up and every joint hurts and is stiff New day new pain eh!! This is literally me 🤣 It gets worse when you hit 40 you get new pains 😂 Amateurs. Wait until the new pains wake you up in the middle of the night. Everynight all night " Gawd you must be insatiable. 🤭 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"When you wake up and every joint hurts and is stiff New day new pain eh!! This is literally me 🤣 It gets worse when you hit 40 you get new pains 😂 Amateurs. Wait until the new pains wake you up in the middle of the night. Everynight all night Gawd you must be insatiable. 🤭" errrmmmm dunno about that lol  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"When you wake up and every joint hurts and is stiff New day new pain eh!! This is literally me 🤣 It gets worse when you hit 40 you get new pains 😂 Amateurs. Wait until the new pains wake you up in the middle of the night. Everynight all night Gawd you must be insatiable. 🤭errrmmmm dunno about that lol "🤔🤔🤔 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Comparing strength of tablets yer on. Like prescription top trumps. " A cannie do this debate as had ladies do this before where is I’m a man I don’t do docs 👍 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"You can bugger off. Age! I’m 68 and you can all P off and suck my hard dick. Would you mind brushing first and asking politely please?" I ain’t sucking fuck all haha. But fair play mate heard 69 is when it’s worthwhile 😉😉 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"When jaws came out the year you were born " Another amateur. I went to the Regal pictures to watch it when it came out. 👨🏻🦳 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"When jaws came out the year you were born Another amateur. I went to the Regal pictures to watch it when it came out. 👨🏻🦳" ok we get it your old | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"The noises I make getting off the couch "This⬆️ stand up. Sit down. Needs a ooft noise 🤣 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Look I’m 36. My sign I’ve become old is the fact I’m growing plants….. no no no not the good one!!! though have the equipment for that.. tomato plants… what’s the signs you’re getting older ?? "At least your growing them. Too many smoking them and at 36 look 56 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Look I’m 36. My sign I’ve become old is the fact I’m growing plants….. no no no not the good one!!! though have the equipment for that.. tomato plants… what’s the signs you’re getting older ??
At least your growing them. Too many smoking them and at 36 look 56"I’ve only ever really done it for cash but now in life wouldn’t take the risk. And here I’m 36 and wouldn’t say I look 56 maybe look a touch older than the 36 mind you but the greys are only just starting to come 👍🤣🤣 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"When going out for few hours you have to know your near the loo's The bladder doesn't age very well when you need to go you need to go Lol 😁 " Awww trust me I know this one I do 8hrs travelling one day a week every week. (4 hrs each way) my bladder cannie handle them 4 hours a time no more, what’s worse is toilets near side I head home towards close at 7pm so it’s always a bushes job or having to beg for a disabled toilet to be opened that “toilets” in general should by standard still be opened at that time of night for commuters taking transport so far. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"When going out for few hours you have to know your near the loo's The bladder doesn't age very well when you need to go you need to go Lol 😁 " Wear cycle clips with your jeans, problem solved. 😂 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Look I’m 36. My sign I’ve become old is the fact I’m growing plants….. no no no not the good one!!! though have the equipment for that.. tomato plants… what’s the signs you’re getting older ?? "Menopause ugh! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"When you go out and want to go back home haha!" This lol!! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"When it takes longer to trim your beard than your hair "Just don't trim it too much lol  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"When going out for few hours you have to know your near the loo's The bladder doesn't age very well when you need to go you need to go Lol 😁 " And never trust a fart lol!! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Comparing strength of tablets yer on. Like prescription top trumps. " Hahaha dying!! Soo true, or what HRT you on hen? lol!! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"When you go out and want to go back home haha!" Yip this is me to a tee really can't be arsed with socialising these days. Think I'm gonna go for the camper van option soon | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"When you go out and want to go back home haha!" Yip this is me to a tee really can't be arsed with socialising these days. Think I'm gonna go for the camper van option soon | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"When you go out and want to go back home haha! Yip this is me to a tee really can't be arsed with socialising these days. Think I'm gonna go for the camper van option soon" Repeating oneself . | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"When you go out and want to go back home haha! Yip this is me to a tee really can't be arsed with socialising these days. Think I'm gonna go for the camper van option soon" Repeating oneself . | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"When you go out and want to go back home haha! Yip this is me to a tee really can't be arsed with socialising these days. Think I'm gonna go for the camper van option soon Repeating oneself . "I keep saying the same thing over and over | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 always trying to find my glasses which are usually sitting on my head | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Being a bit forgetful always trying to find my glasses which are usually sitting on my head "Well if you need a hand! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Look I’m 36. My sign I’ve become old is the fact I’m growing plants….. no no no not the good one!!! though have the equipment for that.. tomato plants… what’s the signs you’re getting older ?? "Funny you should mention that as I've started growing herbs, chilli plants and way too many sunflowers  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Being a bit forgetful always trying to find my glasses which are usually sitting on my head
Well if you need a hand! "To find my glasses...or.... | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Post new Message to Thread |
| back to top |  |
