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"Working Any offers to feed me gratefully received " Want a cheese toastie? L x | |||
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"Working Any offers to feed me gratefully received Want a cheese toastie? L x" Oooooooo haven't had one of those in ages!!! yes please | |||
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"Whats everyone up to today? I'm bored and wanna be nosy L x " day off today, doing a bit of fabbing hopefully | |||
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"Hang about princess st eyeing up the ladiees With me hard hat and vest on shouting (in cockney accent :alright daaarling fancy abit of this doooo yaaaa) generally just that " Are you trying to extract urine from me mr pirate???? | |||
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"Oooooooo haven't had one of those in ages!!! yes please " Almost ready! Better come get it quick before my husband comes and steals it L xx | |||
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"Oooooooo haven't had one of those in ages!!! yes please Almost ready! Better come get it quick before my husband comes and steals it L xx" I'm still at currie, can't you sneak it out and meet me at the maybury?? Pleeeeassse | |||
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"Hang about princess st eyeing up the ladiees With me hard hat and vest on shouting (in cockney accent :alright daaarling fancy abit of this doooo yaaaa) generally just that Are you trying to extract urine from me mr pirate???? " naaah maaaate knock it on thee head will yaaaa | |||
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"An offer of food is as far as I go lol its a rare thing! L x" | |||
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"Oooooooo haven't had one of those in ages!!! yes please Almost ready! Better come get it quick before my husband comes and steals it L xx" Aye aye what's going on here then my sexy wife whoring herself dishing out toasties lol | |||
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"Hang about princess st eyeing up the ladiees With me hard hat and vest on shouting (in cockney accent :alright daaarling fancy abit of this doooo yaaaa) generally just that Are you trying to extract urine from me mr pirate???? naaah maaaate knock it on thee head will yaaaa " Listen ere you little scrote! If you don't pull on princes st I'm gonna be forced to stick my boot where the sun dont shine!! | |||
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"Oooooooo haven't had one of those in ages!!! yes please Almost ready! Better come get it quick before my husband comes and steals it L xx Aye aye what's going on here then my sexy wife whoring herself dishing out toasties lol " dishing out YOUR toasties lmao. Well she would if I could get there before you | |||
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"Aye aye what's going on here then my sexy wife whoring herself dishing out toasties lol " Gotta get my domestic on with someone ya know, you didnt want me yesterday remember! L x | |||
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"Hang about princess st eyeing up the ladiees With me hard hat and vest on shouting (in cockney accent :alright daaarling fancy abit of this doooo yaaaa) generally just that Are you trying to extract urine from me mr pirate???? naaah maaaate knock it on thee head will yaaaa Listen ere you little scrote! If you don't pull on princes st I'm gonna be forced to stick my boot where the sun dont shine!! " awright maaaate dont get thee hump. Ere have a jar of jellied eels | |||
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"Aye aye what's going on here then my sexy wife whoring herself dishing out toasties lol Gotta get my domestic on with someone ya know, you didnt want me yesterday remember! L x" Treat em mean keep em keen, no more mr nice guy, the only thing you be spreading is your legs not toast ya dig lol | |||
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"Aye aye what's going on here then my sexy wife whoring herself dishing out toasties lol Gotta get my domestic on with someone ya know, you didnt want me yesterday remember! L x" I'll have you if he's still in the dog house - meet me at Krispy Kreme in 30 mins | |||
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"Treat em mean keep em keen, no more mr nice guy, the only thing you be spreading is your legs not toast ya dig lol " Hahaha! Aw my poor husband, do you forget your place? If anyones spreading anything, its you, getting ready to be restrained so i can play and do what i want with you L x | |||
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"If anyones spreading anything, its you, getting ready to be restrained so i can play and do what i want with you L x " I need to look out the gimp mask with the snooker ball attached, you talk to much lol | |||
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"Bring it onnnnn! L x" Not bloody likely - I'm daft not stupid | |||
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"we are heading to weatherspoons in livi.. anyone else there ?? " shame am heading to the many ones in glasgow tonight | |||
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"Anyone want a doughnut?? Got glazed ring doughnuts for the ladies " BOAK!!!! Where's my salad? | |||
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"Anyone want a doughnut?? Got glazed ring doughnuts for the ladies BOAK!!!! Where's my salad? " SALAD??!??!?!??? You know that's against my religion | |||
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"Anyone want a doughnut?? Got glazed ring doughnuts for the ladies " Hooopla!!!! | |||
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"Oh right.... Entice the lovely ladies in with doughnuts then just give them away to your mechanic.... NICE!!! " I do have 2 boxes | |||
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"Oh right.... Entice the lovely ladies in with doughnuts then just give them away to your mechanic.... NICE!!! I do have 2 boxes " greedy fucker!!! Best not tell Cutie | |||
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"Oh right.... Entice the lovely ladies in with doughnuts then just give them away to your mechanic.... NICE!!! I do have 2 boxes greedy fucker!!! Best not tell Cutie " She'll have to find me first!!! | |||
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"nowt exciting today,, off out to see a lady who says her pussy tastes like pepsi cola tommorow though." Thats pretty random T! | |||
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"Going to go burn my bum " I dare not even think about what Buroo would answer to that!! | |||
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"Oh right.... Entice the lovely ladies in with doughnuts then just give them away to your mechanic.... NICE!!! I do have 2 boxes greedy fucker!!! Best not tell Cutie " I noticed And I will find ya furry | |||
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"Oh right.... Entice the lovely ladies in with doughnuts then just give them away to your mechanic.... NICE!!! I do have 2 boxes greedy fucker!!! Best not tell Cutie I noticed And I will find ya furry " My mechanics are over the moon :- Now then, who wants to share this other box? | |||
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"Going to go burn my bum I dare not even think about what Buroo would answer to that!! " really You dont want to know!!! | |||
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" My mechanics are over the moon :- Now then, who wants to share this other box? " Me me me me me | |||
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" My mechanics are over the moon :- Now then, who wants to share this other box? Me me me me me " quelle surprise.... They're not wine flavoured!!! | |||
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" My mechanics are over the moon :- Now then, who wants to share this other box? Me me me me me quelle surprise.... They're not wine flavoured!!! " shhh she might hear you | |||
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" My mechanics are over the moon :- Now then, who wants to share this other box? Me me me me me quelle surprise.... They're not wine flavoured!!! " Ooh me n you could fall out missy | |||
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" My mechanics are over the moon :- Now then, who wants to share this other box? Me me me me me quelle surprise.... They're not wine flavoured!!! Ooh me n you could fall out missy " Cutie doesn't mind what flavour they are as long as they come with coffee | |||
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"Behave ladies! Or I may have to send you to the naughy step! L x" Is there coffee n doughnuts on the naughty step? | |||
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"Oh right.... Entice the lovely ladies in with doughnuts then just give them away to your mechanic.... NICE!!! I do have 2 boxes greedy fucker!!! Best not tell Cutie I noticed And I will find ya furry My mechanics are over the moon :- Now then, who wants to share this other box? " No one want to share them? Sure? | |||
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" No one want to share them? Sure? " Got anything other than dognutz and cakes?? | |||
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"Behave ladies! Or I may have to send you to the naughy step! L x Is there coffee n doughnuts on the naughty step? " From 8am-3pm there is! L x | |||
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" No one want to share them? Sure? Got anything other than dognutz and cakes?? " Hmmmmmm let me see..............fit some wine gums...........some mints........oh, I have a cock - anything on that list take your fancy? | |||
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" Hmmmmmm let me see..............fit some wine gums...........some mints........oh, I have a cock - anything on that list take your fancy? " Wine gums, cock and mints please, in that order | |||
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"Behave ladies! Or I may have to send you to the naughy step! L x" better be a big step... You seen the size of cutie's ass | |||
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"better be a big step... You seen the size of cutie's ass " If it can fit my ass, it can fit anyones! | |||
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"better be a big step... You seen the size of cutie's ass If it can fit my ass, it can fit anyones! " you have a lovely ass, sweetie x | |||
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" Hmmmmmm let me see..............fit some wine gums...........some mints........oh, I have a cock - anything on that list take your fancy? Wine gums, cock and mints please, in that order " Ok - no problem | |||
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"better be a big step... You seen the size of cutie's ass If it can fit my ass, it can fit anyones! you have a lovely ass, sweetie x " Hey, if it can take me then the Nawty step will take all of you AND me | |||
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"*sobbing* Can't help my fat ass.... It's all the vino n doughnuts " If I sit in the Nawty step you can sit on my lap cutie - I don't mind | |||
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"*sobbing* Can't help my fat ass.... It's all the vino n doughnuts If I sit in the Nawty step you can sit on my lap cutie - I don't mind " can I sit on Cutie? | |||
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"*sobbing* Can't help my fat ass.... It's all the vino n doughnuts If I sit in the Nawty step you can sit on my lap cutie - I don't mind " oh dear hope that step is reinforced | |||
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"Naughty step sounding fun now " Oh it is fun.... Forces you out into the real world | |||
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"*sobbing* Can't help my fat ass.... It's all the vino n doughnuts If I sit in the Nawty step you can sit on my lap cutie - I don't mind can I sit on Cutie? " Of course you can | |||
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"Naughty step sounding fun now Oh it is fun.... Forces you out into the real world " What you mean there's another world apart from fab | |||
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"*sobbing* Can't help my fat ass.... It's all the vino n doughnuts If I sit in the Nawty step you can sit on my lap cutie - I don't mind can I sit on Cutie? " can I sit on you | |||
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"Naughty step sounding fun now Oh it is fun.... Forces you out into the real world " If cutie has the right knee and Wendy is on her lap, do you want my left knee foe? | |||
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"*sobbing* Can't help my fat ass.... It's all the vino n doughnuts If I sit in the Nawty step you can sit on my lap cutie - I don't mind can I sit on Cutie? can I sit on you " Oi! Don't take the micheal you!! | |||
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"Naughty step sounding fun now Oh it is fun.... Forces you out into the real world If cutie has the right knee and Wendy is on her lap, do you want my left knee foe? " Il sit on your head | |||
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" What you mean there's another world apart from fab " Yes...Its called ASDA | |||
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"I'm on the bottom step unless there's a stanna stairlift fitted " | |||
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"I'm on the bottom step unless there's a stanna stairlift fitted " Il drag you up by ankles... | |||
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"I'm on the bottom step unless there's a stanna stairlift fitted Il drag you up by ankles... " mmmmmmm babygirl | |||
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"I'm on the bottom step unless there's a stanna stairlift fitted Il drag you up by ankles... mmmmmmm babygirl " All I ask is that you put knickers on | |||
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"New plan before beer tonight .......sit and perv Foe's new avatar " | |||
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"New plan before beer tonight .......sit and perv Foe's new avatar " I'm off for a kip in the bath.... Need to wear a skirt later | |||
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"New plan before beer tonight .......sit and perv Foe's new avatar I'm off for a kip in the bath.... Need to wear a skirt later " Easy access | |||
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