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By (user no longer on site) OP   
6 weeks ago

Signs your getting older. I just come to bed trying to plug my mobile phone cable into the chocolate bar in my hand. Ok I think it's a sign or I want to recharge my chocolate back to a full bar

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
6 weeks ago

Midlothian

Many a time I've plugged in my phone, then forgotten to actually flip the switch on. And I'm not even 40 yet. 😅

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
6 weeks ago

Thank goodness it's not just me then. 🤣 There is hope after all.

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By *inkys_profileWoman
6 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Signs your getting older. I just come to bed trying to plug my mobile phone cable into the chocolate bar in my hand. Ok I think it's a sign or I want to recharge my chocolate back to a full bar "

There should be a book for getting older like there should be for puberty. It would be named 'Hair in funny places'

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By *hyme2020Woman
6 weeks ago

Glasgow Scotland

I tried to open my work door with my car key yesterday? Like actually pressed the button waiting for it to pop open or something 🤷🏼‍♀️

Think that was just stress 🤣

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By *amierebelMan
6 weeks ago

My own little world

Pains everyday in different places. Tell me I’m no the only one that has go back check the house to make sure I’ve locked the fucking door wich is already locked.

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
6 weeks ago

Edinburgh

There's loads I've done.

Went to put the kettle in the fridge instead of milk.

Put tea and coffee in the same cup.

Put the charger in the phone then sat for almost an hour wondering why it wasn't charging.

That's just a few of them 😂

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By *avie65Man
6 weeks ago

In the west.

I often forget names of family and friends.

A new ache or pain every day and I’m becoming grumpier.

I have to watch A Place in the Sun every day but after it has been recorded.

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By *rgoodnbadMan
6 weeks ago

greenock

Anyone finish their dinner and head to the kitchen, to find your halfway upstairs to the bedroom?

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By *ennyjMan
6 weeks ago

falkirk

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By *ennyjMan
6 weeks ago

falkirk


"There's loads I've done.

Went to put the kettle in the fridge instead of milk.

Put tea and coffee in the same cup.

Put the charger in the phone then sat for almost an hour wondering why it wasn't charging.

That's just a few of them 😂"

Never put kettle in fridge ...yet, but done the rest 🫣

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By *aylorMan
6 weeks ago

Fife

I just went to the wrong Screwfix to pick up an order, to be fair the one I was supposed to go to has only been open for 18 months now

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By *inkys_profileWoman
6 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Anyone finish their dinner and head to the kitchen, to find your halfway upstairs to the bedroom? "

Yeah. With the plate still in my hands! 😂

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By *luebell888Woman
6 weeks ago

Glasgowish

I put a bottle of wine in the freezer to chill but ended up having a mug of coffee instead. The next day I found the wine frozen solid.

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By *ergus1622Man
6 weeks ago

Dundee

Few aches and pains that last longer than the next day , and when you talk to people "back in my day" oh dear shoot me now ! Lol

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By *WC 101Man
6 weeks ago

Aberdeen

You get satisfaction from getting new practical stuff like a suitcase or garden strimmer.

You can’t bend down to pick something up without making a noise.

Your manscaping regime now includes and nose.

You don’t know many of the names of any of the acts in the UK Top 10 singles chart.

A wee afternoon nap is starting to be required ….

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By *avie65Man
6 weeks ago

In the west.

It also takes me longer to get over a hangover.

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By *WC 101Man
6 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"It also takes me longer to get over a hangover. "

Forgot this one !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
6 weeks ago

Tea and coffee in the same cup done that before. It was not till I put the water in. I thought that's definitely not right 😂😂

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
6 weeks ago

Whats a hangover the doctor has me rattling with the number off pills. If I took a drink I may never get the chance of a hangover again 😎

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
6 weeks ago

Sounds like we could have a lovely night talking about all the stupid things we do now in our golden years. I tell you sex can be sore now. My legs took days to recover from my last action. I did not think the tops of my leg muscles would ever be pain free again. I thought I was still reasonably fit till I moved the next day. I say moved. I think I made an involuntary sound more.

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By *amierebelMan
6 weeks ago

My own little world


"You get satisfaction from getting new practical stuff like a suitcase or garden strimmer.

You can’t bend down to pick something up without making a noise.

Your manscaping regime now includes and nose.

You don’t know many of the names of any of the acts in the UK Top 10 singles chart.

A wee afternoon nap is starting to be required …."

I feel that last one I’m the master of power naps now 👊 🤣

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
6 weeks ago

Midlothian


" I tell you sex can be sore now. My legs took days to recover from my last action. I did not think the tops of my leg muscles would ever be pain free again. I thought I was still reasonably fit till I moved the next day. "

I'm very unfit, so after any play I find my legs and lower back are stiff and sore, for a couple days. My feet will scream at me after standing all night in a club. 🙈

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
6 weeks ago

You sound wonderful. I would love a chat with you one day over lunch. I may not eat much from laughing but I enjoy a good laugh. I have a story that you would laugh your head off at. But that's for another day.

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By *urd no1Woman
6 weeks ago

Glasgow

Iv had the same cash line number since I was 16, 3 months ago I went to the ATM put my card in and nothing, total blank nothing nada zilch hee feckin haw AND i still can’t remember it 🤯🤯🤯

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By *avie65Man
6 weeks ago

In the west.


"Iv had the same cash line number since I was 16, 3 months ago I went to the ATM put my card in and nothing, total blank nothing nada zilch hee feckin haw AND i still can’t remember it 🤯🤯🤯"

Can’t you get it on the bank app?

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By *rgoodnbadMan
6 weeks ago

greenock


"Anyone finish their dinner and head to the kitchen, to find your halfway upstairs to the bedroom?

Yeah. With the plate still in my hands! 😂"

It's when you're halfway and you think,"aw ffs!"

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By *inkys_profileWoman
6 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Anyone finish their dinner and head to the kitchen, to find your halfway upstairs to the bedroom?

Yeah. With the plate still in my hands! 😂

It's when you're halfway and you think,"aw ffs!""

Yip 😂 Or get the whole way into the bedroom, look down only to realise you have a plate in your hands. Why do I have a plate in my hands? Then the aww fuck 😂

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By *urd no1Woman
6 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Iv had the same cash line number since I was 16, 3 months ago I went to the ATM put my card in and nothing, total blank nothing nada zilch hee feckin haw AND i still can’t remember it 🤯🤯🤯

Can’t you get it on the bank app?"

Didn’t even look 🙈🤣

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By *avie65Man
6 weeks ago

In the west.


"Iv had the same cash line number since I was 16, 3 months ago I went to the ATM put my card in and nothing, total blank nothing nada zilch hee feckin haw AND i still can’t remember it 🤯🤯🤯

Can’t you get it on the bank app?

Didn’t even look 🙈🤣"

Is that another sign? 🤭

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By *allucinatingGMan
6 weeks ago

Wild West Lothian

Walking into a room and forgetting why you went there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
6 weeks ago

Been doing that for years. Its call stress. I travelled so much every hotel room looked the same. It got to the stage it was not till I opened up the laptop and seen my itinerary for the day. Did I remember what town or city I was even in. I got to hate hotel chains as every bloody room was so boring. Could be worse. I was stuck in one hotel for over six months. It was hell. I was round the menu more than the chef.

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By *lderChick65Woman
6 weeks ago

my town

Lost my keys numours times

Left my car at the local shop walked home remember couple hours later

Drove from the garage with my purse on the roof

The list goes on lol

Oh and the creaking of my joints

Etc

They say grow old gracefully

Im growing old where there no hope for my sanity ha ha

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