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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who wants some

Need to get rid off it asap and make room for some more

Feel free to add your own advert on this post and treat it as a dumping ground for anything you want to acquire or want rid off

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Av got am old tv I need to get rid of

Hes a bit worn out

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a skip for everything I need dumping.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Av got am old tv I need to get rid of

Hes a bit worn out

Ouch "

Class!!! You sucker punched me with that one

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

I need a dump but cannae lift my lazy arse of the couch to get rid off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need a dump but cannae lift my lazy arse of the couch to get rid off. "

Lol

Any takers?

fresh dump free to good home!

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"I need a dump but cannae lift my lazy arse of the couch to get rid off.

Lol

Any takers?

fresh dump free to good home!

"

Good shit man

*said in best jamaican accent*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a dump but cannae lift my lazy arse of the couch to get rid off.

Lol

Any takers?

fresh dump free to good home!

Good shit man

*said in best jamaican accent* "

You are both mingers.lol.

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Good shit man

*said in best jamaican accent* You are both mingers.lol. "

Ah thats better, feel 2 stone lighter now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need a dump but cannae lift my lazy arse of the couch to get rid off.

Lol

Any takers?

fresh dump free to good home!

Good shit man

*said in best jamaican accent* You are both mingers.lol. "

We have a 2 for 1

Buy one get one free offer going

Hurry hurry hurry

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Your all crazy crackers up in here! Trust Vic & p.p to seriously lower the tone of fab to legendary extremes! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good shit man

*said in best jamaican accent* You are both mingers.lol.

Ah thats better, feel 2 stone lighter now "

Ah yuk

Ya could have flushed the toilet ffs

Almost passed out when I went in there after ya

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Almost "

Least i put seat back down for ya lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need a skip for everything I need dumping. "

Aslong as its not me your dumping, I'll give u a hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Almost

Least i put seat back down for ya lol "

Lol awfully considerate of ya pimp

Well atleast noone can moan at ya for leaving the seat up

Aw damn!!

U used up the last of the loo roll though!!! Aaarrrgh!!!

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I knew with the title of the thread that PP would be on it like a fly on shit!

And guys, youre crazy. And not in the good way!!

Lx

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"I knew with the title of the thread that PP would be on it like a fly on shit!

And guys, youre crazy. And not in the good way!!

Lx"

What's your thoughts on girls who get naked but just keep their socks on for sex L ?

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I knew with the title of the thread that PP would be on it like a fly on shit!

And guys, youre crazy. And not in the good way!!

Lx

What's your thoughts on girls who get naked but just keep their socks on for sex L ? "

You know my views babe, want me to come and share them with you again?

Maybe keep your distance tho as i might feel the need to kick you in the shins too

L xx

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"i might feel the need to kick you in the shins too

L xx"

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough

You coodnae kick a jellybean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Av got am old tv I need to get rid of

Hes a bit worn out

Ouch

Class!!! You sucker punched me with that one"

My dad, a lorry repair manager for a while once told me he was called out to a "trannie upside down in a ditch" i still smile when i think of what he may have witnessed.

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Who wants some

Need to get rid off it asap and make room for some more

Feel free to add your own advert on this post and treat it as a dumping ground for anything you want to acquire or want rid off

Lol "

Can i get rid of a husband please? Goes by the name of Pillow Pimp but hes really just a wee fluffy thing. Free to a good home. Needs toilet trained frequently and needs at least 10 cups of coffee a day to behave somewhat 'civilized', often uses the phrase 'havent stopped all day!' So those words need to be banned.

L xx

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Can i get rid of a husband please? Goes by the name of Pillow Pimp but hes really just a wee fluffy thing. Free to a good home. Needs toilet trained frequently and needs at least 10 cups of coffee a day to behave somewhat 'civilized', often uses the phrase 'havent stopped all day!' So those words need to be banned.

L xx"

Can see the belt coming of the 501s chops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cam I dump my degrees and gsces in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cam I dump my degrees and gsces in here "

Your membership of the Tufty Club & your wee scroll for your Bicycle Proficiency Test does not constitute a Diploma or any other educational qualifications Bru.

Can I dump Bru?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While I'm at it can I dump that other pair of Slick & Myagi & their associated mails? I'm getting RSI typing back to them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cam I dump my degrees and gsces in here

Your membership of the Tufty Club & your wee scroll for your Bicycle Proficiency Test does not constitute a Diploma or any other educational qualifications Bru.

Can I dump Bru? "

Lol

Sorry Bru this post is not for anything of any value or use to Anyone. You will have to keep them im afraid

Yeah sure Randy.. I'll put bru in the listed section. Ad will be in bold and a fancy boarder around it. Ad stays at the top so more chance of getting a taker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"While I'm at it can I dump that other pair of Slick & Myagi & their associated mails? I'm getting RSI typing back to them.

"

Best invest in one of them voice messaging things. You speak, it types. Easy. Come to think of it, wonder if brus got one and just speaks funny lol Check your inbox btw, your gonna need it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Can i get rid of a husband please? Goes by the name of Pillow Pimp but hes really just a wee fluffy thing. Free to a good home. Needs toilet trained frequently and needs at least 10 cups of coffee a day to behave somewhat 'civilized', often uses the phrase 'havent stopped all day!' So those words need to be banned.

L xx

Lol im sure there will be a few ladies that will happily take pimp of your hands. Have you Still got the user Manuel for him? As thats lot of instructions there lol And does he come with or without a warranty? Will ongoing tech aftercare support be offered incase he malfunctions? Is there a buzz light year factory reset button aswell btw?

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Av got am old tv I need to get rid of

Hes a bit worn out

Ouch

Class!!! You sucker punched me with that one

My dad, a lorry repair manager for a while once told me he was called out to a "trannie upside down in a ditch" i still smile when i think of what he may have witnessed. "

Wow

I say your name and you appear out of nowhere!

Like Candyman candyman candyma....

That story is class!! Thanks for sharing that! Made me chuckle a few times thinking about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cam I dump my degrees and gsces in here

Your membership of the Tufty Club & your wee scroll for your Bicycle Proficiency Test does not constitute a Diploma or any other educational qualifications Bru.

Can I dump Bru?

Lol

Sorry Bru this post is not for anything of any value or use to Anyone. You will have to keep them im afraid

Yeah sure Randy.. I'll put bru in the listed section. Ad will be in bold and a fancy boarder around it. Ad stays at the top so more chance of getting a taker"

Jesus feel as if am up fir sale now. Does any1 want too rescue me

From vics dump lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"While I'm at it can I dump that other pair of Slick & Myagi & their associated mails? I'm getting RSI typing back to them.

Best invest in one of them voice messaging things. You speak, it types. Easy. Come to think of it, wonder if brus got one and just speaks funny lol Check your inbox btw, your gonna need it "

If people wonder why I'm tired its cos it takes till 3am to reply to your messages you two. If I binned you in the skip I'd probably get a decent nights sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cam I dump my degrees and gsces in here

Your membership of the Tufty Club & your wee scroll for your Bicycle Proficiency Test does not constitute a Diploma or any other educational qualifications Bru.

Can I dump Bru?

Lol

Sorry Bru this post is not for anything of any value or use to Anyone. You will have to keep them im afraid

Yeah sure Randy.. I'll put bru in the listed section. Ad will be in bold and a fancy boarder around it. Ad stays at the top so more chance of getting a takerJesus feel as if am up fir sale now. Does any1 want too rescue me

From vics dump lol "

Nuh-Uh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cam I dump my degrees and gsces in here

Your membership of the Tufty Club & your wee scroll for your Bicycle Proficiency Test does not constitute a Diploma or any other educational qualifications Bru.

Can I dump Bru?

Lol

Sorry Bru this post is not for anything of any value or use to Anyone. You will have to keep them im afraid

Yeah sure Randy.. I'll put bru in the listed section. Ad will be in bold and a fancy boarder around it. Ad stays at the top so more chance of getting a takerJesus feel as if am up fir sale now. Does any1 want too rescue me

From vics dump lol

Nuh-Uh."

aw come on Some1 could use me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Nuh-Uh.

aw come on Some1 could use me "

Anyone could ABUSE you BruBru.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or REFUSE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even MISUSE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Nuh-Uh.aw come on Some1 could use me "

Tho you frequently AMUSE me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I refuse to stay in vics spunk dump

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I refuse to stay in vics spunk dump"

Then you better amuse randyt before he decides to misuse you

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'll save ya bru!!! Coz I'm nice like that

L x

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I'll save ya bru!!! Coz I'm nice like that

L x"

Don't save him! Randyt wants him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll save ya bru!!! Coz I'm nice like that

L x

Don't save him! Randyt wants him "

What Randy wants.... Randy gets...

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I'll save ya bru!!! Coz I'm nice like that

L x

Don't save him! Randyt wants him What Randy wants.... Randy gets... "

Usually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll save ya bru!!! Coz I'm nice like that

L x"

thanx starbuck a knew Some1 could use me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll save ya bru!!! Coz I'm nice like that

L x

Don't save him! Randyt wants him What Randy wants.... Randy gets...

Usually "

Always. If I don't get it it's cos I never really wanted it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll save ya bru!!! Coz I'm nice like that

L x

Don't save him! Randyt wants him What Randy wants.... Randy gets... "

Eventually

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

You got room for a pet Randy??

Now remember - a Bru is for life - not just for Christmas ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahem iv been adopted already just awaiting pick up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahem iv been adopted already just awaiting pick up "

Now you be happy at yer new home. Don't be chewing the carpet (unless she says its ok for you to munch the rug).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahem iv been adopted already just awaiting pick up

Now you be happy at yer new home. Don't be chewing the carpet (unless she says its ok for you to munch the rug). "

ooooherr

A lve that

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Ahem iv been adopted already just awaiting pick up

Now you be happy at yer new home. Don't be chewing the carpet (unless she says its ok for you to munch the rug). ooooherr

A lve that "

And remember to put the seat down!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am fully house bound

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Am fully house bound "

Pretty sure you meant trained pmsfl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am fully house bound "

Trained Bru. House trained. House bound sounds like I've cut yer legs off ya.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

And don't forget, you have to earn your keep!!

Grass needs cutting, washing up needs doing 3 times a day!! ALL the housework!!

If you're lucky she might feed you in return

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And don't forget, you have to earn your keep!!

Grass needs cutting, washing up needs doing 3 times a day!! ALL the housework!!

If you're lucky she might feed you in return "

well I hope so man cant live on rug alone

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Who wants some

"

Distribute it amongst the men...

Most seem to be lacking it

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

All you need to do is cater to my needs! And thats easy stuff...... pmsl

L xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All you need to do is cater to my needs! And thats easy stuff...... pmsl

L xx "

mmmm sounds too easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All you need to do is cater to my needs! And thats easy stuff...... pmsl

L xx "

is THAT all???

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Mmmmhmmmmm! As simple as that!

L x

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Who wants some

Distribute it amongst the men...

Most seem to be lacking it "

Only because I've had the snip!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

imagine if it became a healthy option to something in cooking ingredients.

Luv to see Nigella straight facedly in her posh accent tell us " for this you will need 2 tablespoons...the fresher the better..heres some i got earlier"... lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmmhmmmmm! As simple as that!

L x"

In which case Bru is all yours. I'll send his vaccination papers over when I send him over by courier. Now remember this exchange is in writing. No cooling off period or return of goods.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"imagine if it became a healthy option to something in cooking ingredients.

Luv to see Nigella straight facedly in her posh accent tell us " for this you will need 2 tablespoons...the fresher the better..heres some i got earlier"... lol."

I'd be first to donate to Nigella

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Mmmmhmmmmm! As simple as that!

L x

In which case Bru is all yours. I'll send his vaccination papers over when I send him over by courier. Now remember this exchange is in writing. No cooling off period or return of goods. "

(Shhh, don't give starbuck a receipt - then she can't return him )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"imagine if it became a healthy option to something in cooking ingredients.

Luv to see Nigella straight facedly in her posh accent tell us " for this you will need 2 tablespoons...the fresher the better..heres some i got earlier"... lol."

i'd very want to know how Nigella got hers....not too bothered how Delia gets hers. thats bad hu. lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmmhmmmmm! As simple as that!

L x

In which case Bru is all yours. I'll send his vaccination papers over when I send him over by courier. Now remember this exchange is in writing. No cooling off period or return of goods.

(Shhh, don't give starbuck a receipt - then she can't return him )"

(I'm moving house the second the courier pulls away. Heehee!)

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Mmmmhmmmmm! As simple as that!

L x

In which case Bru is all yours. I'll send his vaccination papers over when I send him over by courier. Now remember this exchange is in writing. No cooling off period or return of goods.

(Shhh, don't give starbuck a receipt - then she can't return him )

(I'm moving house the second the courier pulls away. Heehee!)"

(Do you think she can read what we are saying now its in brackets?? )

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

No worries. I'll put him to veerryyyyy good use

Muahahaha!

L xx

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"No worries. I'll put him to veerryyyyy good use

Muahahaha!

L xx"

Once he's doing the housework, I'll nip round and service you madam - all part of the service don't you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmmhmmmmm! As simple as that!

L x

In which case Bru is all yours. I'll send his vaccination papers over when I send him over by courier. Now remember this exchange is in writing. No cooling off period or return of goods.

(Shhh, don't give starbuck a receipt - then she can't return him )

(I'm moving house the second the courier pulls away. Heehee!)

(Do you think she can read what we are saying now its in brackets?? )"

(I don't really know, but then I don't really care much either. She's promised to make very good use of him & that's all that matters.)

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Mmmmhmmmmm! As simple as that!

L x

In which case Bru is all yours. I'll send his vaccination papers over when I send him over by courier. Now remember this exchange is in writing. No cooling off period or return of goods.

(Shhh, don't give starbuck a receipt - then she can't return him )

(I'm moving house the second the courier pulls away. Heehee!)

(Do you think she can read what we are saying now its in brackets?? )

(I don't really know, but then I don't really care much either. She's promised to make very good use of him & that's all that matters.)"

(That's true - as long as she lets him out for the day in a few weeks )

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I can indeed see your writing in brackets, did you not know I have such superior powers?

Lx

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"did you not know I have such superior powers?

Lx"

Sooking a golf ball through a inch diameter hose dosnae count chik lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I can indeed see your writing in brackets, did you not know I have such superior powers?

Lx"

(Bugger - rumbled )

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"did you not know I have such superior powers?

Lx

Sooking a golf ball through a inch diameter hose dosnae count chik lol "

I don't know PP - it's still pretty impressive!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did you not know I have such superior powers?

Lx

Sooking a golf ball through a inch diameter hose dosnae count chik lol "

Was that not a gall stone?

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"did you not know I have such superior powers?

Lx

Sooking a golf ball through a inch diameter hose dosnae count chik lol "

Thats you ya fool, not me. Im useless that way, remember?

You even got a wee bit practice in with the milkshake as well ya keen one!

L xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can indeed see your writing in brackets, did you not know I have such superior powers?

Lx

(Bugger - rumbled )"

(Bugger. Still don't care. He's all hers now.)

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Can I have you as well randy? Just on weekends or something. Lets work it out!

L xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have you as well randy? Just on weekends or something. Lets work it out!

L xx"

Oh THAT can be arranged. What can you bring to the negotiating table?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have you as well randy? Just on weekends or something. Lets work it out!

L xx"

We sharing him chick? I only want him a fri or sat night out on the town..... Or where you planning on having him babysit all weekend?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Can I have you as well randy? Just on weekends or something. Lets work it out!

L xx We sharing him chick? I only want him a fri or sat night out on the town..... Or where you planning on having him babysit all weekend? "

Let him babysit Friday nights and then he can take you out Saturday nights - it's like timeshare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have you as well randy? Just on weekends or something. Lets work it out!

L xx We sharing him chick? I only want him a fri or sat night out on the town..... Or where you planning on having him babysit all weekend?

Let him babysit Friday nights and then he can take you out Saturday nights - it's like timeshare "

He may prefer to babysit than have another night out with the quiet ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have you as well randy? Just on weekends or something. Lets work it out!

L xx We sharing him chick? I only want him a fri or sat night out on the town..... Or where you planning on having him babysit all weekend?

Let him babysit Friday nights and then he can take you out Saturday nights - it's like timeshare He may prefer to babysit than have another night out with the quiet ones "

Only if the kids are in their 20s. Lol!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Can I have you as well randy? Just on weekends or something. Lets work it out!

L xx We sharing him chick? I only want him a fri or sat night out on the town..... Or where you planning on having him babysit all weekend?

Let him babysit Friday nights and then he can take you out Saturday nights - it's like timeshare He may prefer to babysit than have another night out with the quiet ones "

I doubt it!!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Can I have you as well randy? Just on weekends or something. Lets work it out!

L xx We sharing him chick? I only want him a fri or sat night out on the town..... Or where you planning on having him babysit all weekend?

Let him babysit Friday nights and then he can take you out Saturday nights - it's like timeshare He may prefer to babysit than have another night out with the quiet ones

I doubt it!!! "

And since when have you and starbuck been quiet?????????

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Do i look that much older than i am?!

Layla, we can share! As we do but you had your turn the other night, mines now heheeee

Lx

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Can I have you as well randy? Just on weekends or something. Lets work it out!

L xx We sharing him chick? I only want him a fri or sat night out on the town..... Or where you planning on having him babysit all weekend?

Let him babysit Friday nights and then he can take you out Saturday nights - it's like timeshare He may prefer to babysit than have another night out with the quiet ones

I doubt it!!!

And since when have you and starbuck been quiet????????? "

The way I heard it, you 2 led him astray!

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

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Can I share?!! Pretty please???

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over a year ago


"Can I have you as well randy? Just on weekends or something. Lets work it out!

L xx We sharing him chick? I only want him a fri or sat night out on the town..... Or where you planning on having him babysit all weekend?

Let him babysit Friday nights and then he can take you out Saturday nights - it's like timeshare He may prefer to babysit than have another night out with the quiet ones

I doubt it!!!

And since when have you and starbuck been quiet?????????

The way I heard it, you 2 led him astray! "

What the feck have YOU heard???

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Whaattttty?!

I did nothing. If anyones to blame its layla shes got special powers too, shes teaching me some too haha

L x

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Can I have you as well randy? Just on weekends or something. Lets work it out!

L xx We sharing him chick? I only want him a fri or sat night out on the town..... Or where you planning on having him babysit all weekend?

Let him babysit Friday nights and then he can take you out Saturday nights - it's like timeshare He may prefer to babysit than have another night out with the quiet ones

I doubt it!!!

And since when have you and starbuck been quiet?????????

The way I heard it, you 2 led him astray!

What the feck have YOU heard???

"

I just wanted to see who would rat the other one out first

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Laylas the guilty one!!!!! *points at layla*

Muahahahaa

L xx

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Laylas the guilty one!!!!! *points at layla*

Muahahahaa

L xx"

And there we have it - conclusive proof STARBUCK is the ring leader

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over a year ago


"Laylas the guilty one!!!!! *points at layla*

Muahahahaa

L xx

And there we have it - conclusive proof STARBUCK is the ring leader "

Pmsl. Ooh sneaky Furry. Tips hat at the Furry One.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Laylas the guilty one!!!!! *points at layla*

Muahahahaa

L xx

And there we have it - conclusive proof STARBUCK is the ring leader

Pmsl. Ooh sneaky Furry. Tips hat at the Furry One. "

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

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Stirrer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahem ahem wots happing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stirrer! "

Tho damned clever. Shame the girls are all filling their Private Notes with "Furry is a sneaky fecker. Don't shag him." So not that damned clever. Hahaha!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Stirrer! "

not stirring, just working out who the ring leader was lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahem ahem wots happing "

How you liking it at your new home Bru?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Stirrer!

Tho damned clever. Shame the girls are all filling their Private Notes with "Furry is a sneaky fecker. Don't shag him." So not that damned clever. Hahaha! "

They're just wondering what I've got on you now lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahem ahem wots happing

How you liking it at your new home Bru?"

it's a bit dark think I may be in some

Kinda dungeon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stirrer!

Tho damned clever. Shame the girls are all filling their Private Notes with "Furry is a sneaky fecker. Don't shag him." So not that damned clever. Hahaha!

They're just wondering what I've got on you now lmao "

The only thing you have on me is a McMuffin brekkie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahem ahem wots happing

How you liking it at your new home Bru?it's a bit dark think I may be in some

Kinda dungeon "

That's nice. I always said you were a Fun-gi.

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

My bedrooms not a dungeon!!!

I just have him blindfolded, dont worry.

L xx

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"My bedrooms not a dungeon!!!

I just have him blindfolded, dont worry.

L xx"

Ok, I'll take your word for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My bedrooms not a dungeon!!!

I just have him blindfolded, dont worry.

L xx"

Perfect. He could be anywhere.

He's like a wee mushroom - best kept in the dark.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"My bedrooms not a dungeon!!!

I just have him blindfolded, dont worry.

L xx

Perfect. He could be anywhere.

He's like a wee mushroom - best kept in the dark. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My bedrooms not a dungeon!!!

I just have him blindfolded, dont worry.

L xx"

Keep him warm till I get there :-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello hello is anybody there

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"My bedrooms not a dungeon!!!

I just have him blindfolded, dont worry.

L xx

Keep him warm till I get there :- "

Hes all ready for ya babe!

Lol!

L xx

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Hello hello is anybody there"

Just remember what I told you - grin and bare it mate, grin and bare it

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Take the advice bru, im in the bath now so you may wanna keep the blindfold handy!!

Lx

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Take the advice bru, im in the bath now so you may wanna keep the blindfold handy!!

Lx "

Especially as I'm scrubbing Starbucks back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am blindfolded really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Am blindfolded really"

Yeah I noticed that. You're standing in the neighbours duck pond.

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I dont think bru likes being here very much. Maybe i scared him?

L x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont think bru likes being here very much. Maybe i scared him?

L x"

He'll settle down. He's just a bit disorientated with the blindfold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont think bru likes being here very much. Maybe i scared him?

L x

He'll settle down. He's just a bit disorientated with the blindfold. "

Wait till I get there.lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can Some1 give me a pillow a want lie down

And why have I no trousers on???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can Some1 give me a pillow a want lie down

And why have I no trousers on??? "

Coming with my pillows for you Bru

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can Some1 give me a pillow a want lie down

And why have I no trousers on???

Coming with my pillows for you Bru "

ok but I seem to be naked from the waist down av lost ma chinos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can Some1 give me a pillow a want lie down

And why have I no trousers on???

Coming with my pillows for you Bru ok but I seem to be naked from the waist down av lost ma chinos"

What have you done with his troosers L?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you bring me some cake

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I was gonna get him in the bath too but as soon as he had the chinos off he ran! Dunno where hes hiding now!

L x

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Can you bring me some cake "

I have cake in the fridge!! Totally forgot til i read that haha nom nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you bring me some cake

I have cake in the fridge!! Totally forgot til i read that haha nom nom "

Here Bru Bru.... Come out come out wherever you are we got some lovely cake just for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok. Cummin

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

NOOOOOOOO

Bru its a trap....don't fall for it!!!

Layla's got whip in hand

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"NOOOOOOOO

Bru its a trap....don't fall for it!!!

Layla's got whip in hand"

Too late. They got him. Oh well, lets hope he's still in one piece this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apart from a few red marks am fine lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Apart from a few red marks am fine lol "

That's not too bad then lol

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