FabSwingers.com forum: just for the record

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm fairly new here to this site. Amd only now realizing I'm quite ignorant to sex, sexual practices. Terms all sorts of stuff. I am in no way embarrassed by this and welcomeonthe knowledge I pick up. Especially with the help of a handful of freinds ( you no who you are)

Who are always bringing me up to speed

The point is surly I can't be the only one learning daily here, mabes peeps think I'm stupid posting personal experiences,I dont see the problem :I'm learning after all US that not wot we strive for in life

Thoughts pls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm learning too. Constantly googling. Wish I didn't google certain things now though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm learning all the time here too, and same as yourself, I have friends and meet new acquaintances who teach me something new everyday!

It's amazing what actually is classed as pleasure and what people perceive as fulfillment.

I don't and won't knock anyone's sexual preferences and am open to most things that are suggested and am slowly opening my own boundaries, and long may it all continue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fairly new here to this site. Amd only now realizing I'm quite ignorant to sex, sexual practices. Terms all sorts of stuff. I am in no way embarrassed by this and welcomeonthe knowledge I pick up. Especially with the help of a handful of freinds ( you no who you are)

Who are always bringing me up to speed

Thoughts pls"

you know not everyone knows everything about it all on this site...everyone is different and we all learn new things every day...even the hardened swingers!! Never any need to feel embarrassed about learning..least you got the guts to ask and find out...well done you

dm xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life's a learning process and we all learn as we go. If u dont know something then best thing to do is ask. U just seem to ask more than most

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

Bru - I think it's brilliant that you want to learn new things!

It's so much fun exploring ideas, thoughts, (then perhaps) hopefully experiences - it's about personal growth!

To be keen to discover, open minded, receptive and interested is the ultimate that someone can be IMO.

I would NEVER be embarrassed about lack of knowledge, just hungry for more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just HAD to post on this one. Are you sitting comfortably?

Bru, you're one if my best M8s on here. What I love about you is your goddamn honesty & that wide-eyed kid in you that just states things that you don't get - that's how everyone learns. You ask. You say tell me about something. Tho most importantly you have an inquisitive mind & a love of learning new things & ideas. No-one is born knowing it all. Some may like to think they know it all. They don't.

So don't change, keep asking (especially for yourself & some of those that are afraid to admit they don't understand something), & don't ever be afraid to ask questions & share that knowledge.

Remember there are no stupid questions, just dumb answers.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"I just HAD to post on this one. Are you sitting comfortably?

So don't change, keep asking (especially for yourself & some of those that are afraid to admit they don't understand something), & don't ever be afraid to ask questions & share that knowledge.

Remember there are no stupid questions, just dumb answers. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We learn something new each day , even if its something small, lifes all about learning .enjoy your new found sexual adventures

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

enjoy your new learning experience, it is fun

everyday my jaw drops at something new being posted, it is what keeps me here.

good luck

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"I just HAD to post on this one. Are you sitting comfortably?

So don't change, keep asking (especially for yourself & some of those that are afraid to admit they don't understand something), & don't ever be afraid to ask questions & share that knowledge.

Remember there are no stupid questions, just dumb answers. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone learns something new on here. Just when people tell you not to google something, they sometimes really do mean don't google it. It can be a memory you really cant shake. For example 'blue waffle' - don't google it. Please.

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

As Leggzz said a few posts back life is about learning u allways learn something new all the time im the one of the most open minded people and what folk do is their own business just keep asking and learning .It aint half fun

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I just HAD to post on this one. Are you sitting comfortably?

So don't change, keep asking (especially for yourself & some of those that are afraid to admit they don't understand something), & don't ever be afraid to ask questions & share that knowledge.

Remember there are no stupid questions, just dumb answers. "

I am also proud to call you a mate, I too google stuff I've seen talked about on here. I am always happy to help you when you ask questions and I have learnt things from you too

There are no stupid questions in life generally. So don't stop asking, don't stop being inquisitive. Be you! That's what makes you you!!

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By *lyce and Mister MCouple
over a year ago

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We both are learning in here and with each other daily and its great. I know the basics of this lifestyle and am grateful for the education

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

I love learning new stuff on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone learns something new on here. Just when people tell you not to google something, they sometimes really do mean don't google it. It can be a memory you really cant shake. For example 'blue waffle' - don't google it. Please."

Took the words right outta my mouth ice....blue waffle! Ewwwwww *shudders*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm gonna have to go look this up aint a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

same here as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna have to go look this up aint a

hahaha...bash on then

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

True not everybody knows everything about sex, though some might have you believe otherwise!

If someone tells you to google a sex term, think carefully.... A lesson I learned a long time ago, with the blue waffle. (There is no vomiting smiley)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I googled it -

why does my curiosity get the better of me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I googled it -

why does my curiosity get the better of me?

Noooooo! Please tell me you didn't ?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I googled it -

why does my curiosity get the better of me?

Noooooo! Please tell me you didn't ?

I did too .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made a blue waffle for someone at work, food colouring and pre made waffle, so damn funny!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Me too it looks like a peacocks arse

Eeekk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never looked that closely at a peacocks arse, what does it look like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oak I saw that years ago and it still haunts me boak

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"never looked that closely at a peacocks arse, what does it look like?

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believe me it's not pretty not like yours B1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....... you think I know fuck nothing, well I'm telling you, I know fuck all!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"oak I saw that years ago and it still haunts me boak

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yeah let get back to post wot was that about some saddo whinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"never looked that closely at a peacocks arse, what does it look like?

believe me it's not pretty not like yours B1

aww shucks!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha at the blue waffle ..... you want something similar google 'fried rice' another grim one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"....... you think I know fuck nothing, well I'm telling you, I know fuck all!

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mmm had a look at your pics you look quite brainy with yer glasses on Luke a sexy teacher

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I googled it -

why does my curiosity get the better of me?

Noooooo! Please tell me you didn't ?

Yep. I did

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"....... you think I know fuck nothing, well I'm telling you, I know fuck all!

You know far more than you let on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I googled it -

why does my curiosity get the better of me?

Noooooo! Please tell me you didn't ?

Yep. I did

Well I can safely say that I have nor will I ever google blue waffle.

Has it scarred you for life?

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

I've been on here a total of just over two and a half years and I am still learning! lol xx

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I googled it -

why does my curiosity get the better of me?

Noooooo! Please tell me you didn't ?

Yep. I did

Well I can safely say that I have nor will I ever google blue waffle.

Has it scarred you for life? "

Please don't!!!! EVER!!!!!

It's enough to scar anyone for life!!

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

It's also not real - it's a hoax

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's also not real - it's a hoax

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is it really??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue waffle is very, very tame in the grand scheme of things online...

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

....you might think they are daft questions.....but you can bet your sweet bippy that someone else also wants to know the answer.....but is too self conscious to ask......so really Bru.....you're providing a very useful service

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"....you might think they are daft questions.....but you can bet your sweet bippy that someone else also wants to know the answer.....but is too self conscious to ask......so really Bru.....you're providing a very useful service

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god at last inkjet I had a vocation in life maybe make me a sex therapist

Lol

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

Yes - it's def. not real - whether photoshopped in colour or just added to - it's done the rounds - if you'll pardon the expression

modestly - I have been known as "Google Queen"

(Ok, MOSTLY in my imagination

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lolololol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Eeek why would Some1 do that.

Wots the matter with people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me too it looks like a peacocks arse

Eeekk

I regret this each & everytime I ask you so ethi g but here goes... Why are you looking at a peacocks arse & thinking oh yeah that bird has blue waffle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me too it looks like a peacocks arse

Eeekk

I regret this each & everytime I ask you so ethi g but here goes... Why are you looking at a peacocks arse & thinking oh yeah that bird has blue waffle?"
the chick with blue waffle fanny reminds me of a peacocks arse cos of the similar colours on display simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me too it looks like a peacocks arse

Eeekk

I regret this each & everytime I ask you so ethi g but here goes... Why are you looking at a peacocks arse & thinking oh yeah that bird has blue waffle?the chick with blue waffle fanny reminds me of a peacocks arse cos of the similar colours on display simples

Shoulda guessed the answer was simple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All you need for the terms used is google and bleach

Google to look it up

Bleach to put in your eyes after seeing some of the results

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